- I feel like I'm camping.
- You always think that.
- It's cause we've got these metal cups, look at that.
- Yeah. - Listen.
(cups banging in tune)
(liquid splashing)
(cups banging in tune)
Ooh you broke it!
(cups dinging with music)
- Crackers. (upbeat music)
- Ooh you broke it!
- A pierogi.
(upbeat music)
(crashing)
- Oh, you!
(gulping)
(whistling)
(laughing)
- [Man] Oh, (bleep).
- [Man 2] You alright?
(laughing)
- Huh.
- That's a chick dog.
Lot of pink color.
(belching)
- Over there for that one?
Thumbs up if you liked it.
(mumbles)
- Right.
If all those weird, fandangled, creative lines...
Like, no.
- [Man] I'm going in.
(air hissing)
- [Spectator] Oh my.
(laughing)
(air hissing)
- [Spectator] What happened?
- You haven't seen one of these before, have you?
This is a very happy ending for this tire.
Yeah, it was a bit feisty.
- It's not the first time you've felt that one.
- Oh you bast--
- You alright?
- Yeah, I wanted a coffee, not a pint.
- Or a whiskey.
(mumbling)
(upbeat music)
- Almost as planned.
(upbeat music)
(laughing)
- [Man] Name that film!
- Does that work?
That was Robot Fight 2.
That was Danny Mac.
That's looking through the thing he does.
- Oh get it!
I see it!
- When you look, when he's gonna do the loop de loop.
I got it.
Manchester.
- [Man] Manchester!
- Oh forget it Jack.
No way, we try and do--
- [Man] What are you doing?
- We try and do something funny for you
and you (bleep) ruin it.
(banging)
- Mate, you got coffee everywhere.
- Well it's got no impact if you (bleep) do it, is it?
- [Man] See if you can actually nail it.
(laughing)
- You can obviously manually...
(tongue clicking)
(laughing)
- Oh my God.
(laughing)
- You actually chested,
and then the saddle way up in your bum!
In the saddle way up in your bum!
- Get waterproof and breathable jackets for--
(water splashing)
for a couple of videos on this sort of stuff.
Thanks for that.
- [Man] Sorry.
I'm so sorry, I didn't think about it.
- No, I was still rolling with that.
You ruined it by talking.
That was perfect.
(upbeat music)
- They're really good for you.
(mumbles)
Smell it.
- Smells gross, doesn't it?
- Smells frickin' amazing.
- What's that--
(laughing)
(moaning)
- That dog's taking a (bleep).
There, on the hill.
Look at that.
He is, I'm not lying.
Yeah, he's gonna have a little sniff of it.
"Yeah, I've done this (bleep).
Yep, great, okay off I go."
- What are your choice, young man?
(screeching)
Oh, ye's hungry are ye?
Yeah.
(belching)
- The chain obviously wants to pull
the rear derailer in this order.
- And a used inner tube, might some--
(bleep)
A used inner tube might make--
(laughing)
Mike.
- To Mike.
(laughing)
(snorting)
- And a used inner tube to make some nice decoration
for his apartment, (bleep).
(laughing)
- I'm gonna move this hand.
- Yeah, don't let all that--
No, (bleep) what was it?
Don't let not having.
Don't let not having having the right having having
having having the right having having the right gear
(stuttering)
Yeah, don't not having the right gear
put you off from riding mountain bikes.
- [Man] Don't let.
- Yeah, don't, ready?
Don't let, don't net--
- [Man] Don't let.
- Yeah.
Yeah, don't let not ride (bleep).
Don't let not, don't.
- Some of them I just, I don't even
want to waste my breath on to be honest.
Some of them are awful.
Feel like you are peddling a rubber ball.
So words can't describe how badly
this thing handles and peddled.
Mud clearance, there's enough where you can get
a gnat's pube through there.
It was also quite ugly as well.
It had a paint job that looked
like one of those Ikea carrier bags.
Kinda like, imagine driving a rear-wheel drive
forklift truck through a wet warehouse
the day after a Christmas party.
Something like that basically.
And they kinda thread their way through,
like a slippery noodle.
- ♪ Little Dan Lloyd, little Dan Lloyd, ♪
♪ he can manual all day, backflip and 360. ♪
- Ha!
Everyone loves to jump, and I've seen this happen
so much out there on the trail.
People get out of their, get a bit too...
Like a lost.
Scrub that thing, yeah.
You're drinking wine, (mumbles).
That was nice.
So there you go.
There are some cool stuff--
- [Man] Let's try again.
Ready?
- So there you go, some...
Just a little bit safer.
- When did Shimano Di2
become available for mountain bikes?
- [Phone] Okay, I found this on the web for "when did"--
- You should (bleep) off.
Shimano.
- [Phone] I'm not sure I understand.
- Shimano.
- [Phone] I'm not sure I understand.
(laughing)
- She doesn't understand me.
- So when braking on the trail,
you don't particularly want to brake on top of obstacles
that you're scared of riding, especially if
you're going a little bit fast.
You wanna brake, for example, if you're going up
a technical section and it's all a bit rough,
you don't wanna start braking on top of it,
because if you do brake and it slows you down too much,
you're gonna put your foot down,
and if there's nowhere for your foot to be put there,
you're gonna topple over.
So what you wanna do is brake before the obstacle.
Come in with enough speed to go over
that technical section and through the trail.
What about this?
The Hardtail.
Oh my God.
Maybe a little bit softer, yeah?
Hardtail.
This--
The Hardtail--
Oh you (bleep).
Hear about this thing.
(laughing)