once upon a time there was a little girl named Little Red Riding Hood
hi I'm Little Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood lived alone in the forest
with her mother and her cat mommy why did you call me Little Red Riding Hood
because you're always wearing a Red Riding Hood but it's not like I was born
with this thing or was I let's not question it too much dear Little Red
Riding Hood also had a grandmother who lived far across the woods
mommy why does grandma live so far away we got in an argument a long time ago
can I ask what the argument was about and I'm not gonna tell you
sometimes Little Red Riding Hood worried about her grandma living all alone does
grandma have anything good to eat of course she does
I don't know the last time I was at Grandma's her cooking wasn't very good
and what can you do about it I am gonna do something about it Little Red Riding
Hood had an idea she was going to bring her grandma a basket full of goodies to
eat I have a basket full of goodies for my grandma to eat what's that dear Red
Riding Hood I have some goodies here for Grandma I have some potato chips
pop-tarts and Hamburger Helper you're bringing your Hamburger Helper you've
had grandma's cooking she needs all the helping hands she can get but Little Red
Riding Hood's mother was worried I'm worried about you walking all alone
across the woods with that basket full of goodies what's wrong with the little
girl walking through the woods completely alone some people say there's
a big bad wolf in those woods the Little Red Riding Hood didn't believe her big
bad Wolf's only exist in fairy tales mommy I really feel like I should go
with you but I'm very tired well I guess grandma won't get her basket of goodies
today then and go for it if a wolf gives you any
problems you can throw a rock at it or something best mother ever
so Little Red Riding Hood set out on her way but first she sang a song I'm going
over to Grandma's I'm going over to Grandma's I'm going over to Grandma's to
bring her some food whoa whoa whoa and when I get wait what's that music Oh
what I thought we agreed that there would be backup music no we're doing
this part as an acapella we talked about this no but like the music it adds all
this life to it see it's
and then like in like the electric guitar comes in like remember that we
did this whole thing that's not an electric guitar that's a little plastic
toy guitar well yeah obviously it is you know plastic but I mean you have to use
your imagination I mean this is gonna add a lot of production value to the
video no you're ruining the story just go alright anyway where were we oh yeah
and when I get out to Grandma's and when I get out to Grandma's and when I get
out to Grandma's I will be good well whoa whoa so are you going to your
grandma's or what yes I believe that's what I just sang about and that's what
I'm going to do so Little Red Riding Hood one walking away to her grandmas
and so Little Red Riding Hood went walking through the woods she walked and walked
until she came to section of woods that look just like a hallway in a house
Little Red Riding Hood stopped she saw the big bad wolf she had never seen a
big bad wolf before are you the big bad wolf do I really look like a big bad
wolf no you really look like a cute fluffy animal thing that's exactly what
I am what are you going I'm going to my grandma's and I'm gonna give her this
big basket of goodies hmmm goodies those look pretty good
no no these are for my grandma and where does your grandma live? In a little thatched cottage by the meadow
all alone totally defenseless probably no one could even hear her screaming for
help huh oh yeah no one lives around her for miles if anything bad happened to
her nobody would find out for a long time very interesting well I better get
going unless you know some sort of shortcut to my grandma's house oh no I
don't know any shortcuts well then I guess I'll see you around you little
white fluffy thing I too must get going on a completely unrelated note and so
Little Red Riding Hood went skipping off through the forest that looked like a
hallway suddenly Little Red Riding Hood stopped there before her in the forest
was a panda hey what's up what are you doing in this story panda you know she's
gone through the woods she sees the Panda everyone knows that there are no
pandas in the Little Red Riding Hood story yeah but I mean pandas bring like
this whole international vibe to it I think it could be a real hit daddy is
that you under the panda mask panda mask no what are you talking about I'm really
a panda these are woods I'm a panda I'm hanging out in the woods in Little Red
Riding Hood seize the Panda whose daddy daddy I can tell that you're
wearing the same shirt that you were wearing just a few minutes ago
what oh this shirt yeah your Daddy lent it to me through the panda clothing
lending program he's a really nice guy I really appreciate it
I'm not buying that one daddy just take off the mask fine guess I'll go back to
my keyboard so Little Red Riding Hood continued on her way
Little Red Riding Hood stopped there was your grandma's house grandma I brought
you a basket of goodies now who are you it's me Little Red Riding Hood your
granddaughter huh well I haven't seen you out here in a while mommy said that
you guys got into an argument or something I don't know family drama well
let's see what kind of goodies you brought me well I got you some chips some
pop-tarts some Hamburger Helper Hamburger Helper it's there when you
need a helping hand that's a lot of sodium in those products did you bring
me something to drink. a drink? that would have been kind of heavy to carry through
the woods I suppose you're right wait what was that
Oh what are you doing here I'm supposed to get here before you good hey I know
you you're the fluffy creature I saw before yeah so soon do you mind stepping
out for a bit no problem I'll step out I suppose you
know what I have to do it now are you gonna eat me up then pretend that you're
me so you can trick Little Red Riding Hood
Wow it's like you can imagine something you know she's right outside the door
all I have to do is scream so they began to fight but grandma could not fight off
the powerful big bad wolf are you guys done yet hey where did the fluffy animal
go grandma your face looks a lot furrier from whenever I saw you a few seconds
ago on your face you just can't keep up with trimming them all the time grandma
what big eyes you have grandma what big ears you have all the better to hear you
with my dear grandma what big teeth you have. All the better to eat
you with my dear no grandma why are you doing this I've
been fooled by your clever disguise just give me those treats and I'll leave oh
you mean these treats go get up the Little Red Riding Hood slammed the door
shut. grandma where are you grandma oh no the big bad wolf must have eaten
grandma it's that big bad wolf still here grandma you're alive
Oh grandma I thought that the big bad wolf had
eaten you no I was hiding the whole time well wait a minute you must have heard
me struggling with the big bad wolf um no I didn't I was fighting for my
life grandma you could have came out and helped me grandma's hearing isn't what
it used to be I thought you'd went off running into
the woods Yeah right grandma sure so let's let bygones be bygones and eat
that goodie basket I had to throw it outside to trick the wolf into leaving
oh well I guess you'll go get me some more goodies then right
seriously grandma I just fought off a big bad wolf and all you can think about
is your stomach ahoy I am the brave and handsome woodsman who
has come to save the day you're too late mr. brave and handsome
big bad Wolf's gone but this is the part where I come and I defeat the big bad
wolf and save your grandma I'm good why are you holding a pair of scissors well
my mommy won't let me use an axe or a hatchet or a chainsaw so this is all I
have pretty lame woodsman yeah you're too late to rescue us and all you have
is a pair of scissors come on man well fine
I'll just find someone else who needs rescues ahoy so what's next for you kid
I'm going back to my mother's you're gonna sing a song about it or something
as a matter of fact I will I'm going back to my mother's I'm going back to my
mother's I'm going back to my mother's to get some more food well
fine I'll let it slide you can keep playing I'm going back in my mother's
I'm going back to my mother's I'm going back to my mother's to get some more
food well grandma grandma grandma grandma yeah the end hey guys if you
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