Fabulous.
Yeah, I did it.
I made it.
Of course, you made it.
I made it.
It's bedazzling.
Are you into bedazzling now?
I am.
These are all glued on.
I like it.
It's my little denim dress.
Did you make the dress too?
Yes, Martha dress.
Wow.
QVC.
Look at you.
I love that.
That's fantastic.
And the hem.
All right.
I took one of your jackets to bedazzle you.
You want it?
I'm going to give it to you.
Really?
Yeah.
I'll take it.
I'm sending it to you for New Year's.
Thank you.
I'll wear it on New Year's.
Lapels.
Really?
Thank you.
You know, I used to be into that.
Like, when I was 16, it was all into bedazzling and all that.
So it's coming back now.
It's easier now.
Because you can get really beautiful diamonds.
These are real diamonds.
No, they're not.
Oh, yes, they are.
You don't want real diamonds.
OK.
There's a special glue that holds them
on so they don't fall off.
You don't have to worry about that.
Yeah, it's good to glue real diamonds on things.
All right, I see alcohol here.
And I want some.
What is it?
What are you making?
This is a craft cocktail.
Cocktails are the big thing now.
Yes.
And really, my cocktails, I only use fresh juices.
So this is freshly squeezed pink grapefruit juice,
or red grapefruit juice.
And we have grapefruit juice.
We have a wonderful simple syrup made with cardamom and honey.
Just a little bit of that in there.
And angostura bitters.
And this is called a bitter bee.
A bitter bee.
Yeah, a bitter bee.
It's kind of a cute name.
All these cocktails have great names.
And then you add as much tequila--
and always get the best tequila.
Do you know this tequila?
Dragones?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, it's open already.
So you just add a lot of tequila.
Somebody has already had some.
Over lots of ice, of course.
Did you make this up?
Yeah, we make up all these wonderful fresh cocktails.
And then you shake.
This is a large pitcher.
Yeah, it's a great pitcher.
You want the biggest, biggest pitchers you can find.
I need to get that pitcher.
This is so beautiful.
You can have this one.
OK, I'll take it.
We'll leave it for you.
Because you know, this is what--
I drink this Dragones with this fresh squeezed juice at home.
But I've never had it with what you're adding.
Well, try this.
OK, I sure will.
I want you to see.
This is very important.
It's frosted from the top to the bottom.
See how frosty it is?
Yes, I do.
That means it's really cold.
Yes.
It's a little crooked here.
That's what you should ask the waiters to do for the martinis
as well.
Uh-oh.
It's spilling.
Why is it spilling?
It's a faulty thing.
No, it's not.
It's perfect.
I don't want it anymore.
Oh, yes, you do.
Try that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh.
Garnish of grapefruit.
There.
All righty.
Try that.
I sure will.
Cheers.
Wow.
Good, right?
Yes.
The honey makes all the difference.
Honey is so good, and the cardamom.
What is cardamom?
Cardamom.
It's a spice, Indian spice.
Cardamom-ma.
Yes.
Good, right?
All right.
Yeah, let's make some stuff.
I'm going to drink my cardamom-ma.
When we were discussing this with your staff,
there's somebody here, is it Andy or somebody?
Andy?
Yes.
Andy-- he loves menorahs.
Yes, he's very Jewish.
I think he chose this craft project.
It's in our magazine, Martha Stewart Living.
I know.
Everything you're making today is in your magazine,
in this issue.
And so you find a piece of either this beautiful,
beautiful wood.
This is manzanita wood.
Manzanita.
Right from out here in California.
Yes.
And find something that will sort of sit nicely
on your table.
You could use that to stir the drink as well.
You could do that.
The cardamom-ma.
It's also nice as a bird roost.
Do you have canaries in your house?
Not right now.
Or parakeets or anything?
No.
These are nice-- nice wood for all of that.
So you just paint that.
And it's nice painted white.
Right.
And so paint the whole thing white.
And you have ferns.
And these could be artificial, of course.
I wouldn't paint a--
A real fern?
No.
Why?
They won't last.
I mean, they'll shrivel up.
OK, you don't have to yell at me.
This artificial will be very nice painted.
And then moving on, once you get that all painted--
See?
She doesn't have to craft.
She can just watch.
I don't know how to craft at all.
Yes, you do.
But I am enjoying this cocktail.
And she is enjoying it.
So you just take off the little clips.
These are clips that you put real candles on trees.
Do you ever have Christmas trees at your house?
Uh-huh.
Yes.
And these candles are now banned.
Because otherwise, they'll start your house on fire.
Did you ask me if I have real trees in my house?
Yes, Christmas trees.
Of course I do.
Christmas trees.
Yes.
So then just screw these on.
How many do you have in your house?
Oh, last year I had too many.
I had about 40.
Because I'd put at least five trees in every room.
We started yesterday putting more trees for this year.
I want to see your trees.
Because I bet you do.
Oh, someday, when you come to New York,
you have to come over and see.
I would love to.
I want to.
And we just finished un-decorating Thanksgiving.
That was a big deal.
I bet that was.
Yeah, that was a big deal.
So you know what this is.
It's a candle.
Yes, but that's the first of eight candles.
Right.
You celebrate the holiday of lights.
And this is the shamash.
So this is the candle that lights all other candles.
So every day of Hanukkah-- it's eight days--
you put another candle in.
Because the oil lasted eight days.
That's right.
It was supposed to only last one.
So you're up on this.
I just learned.
Oh, OK.
She's up on that.
But isn't that a beautiful menorah?
Yeah, it's beautiful.
That is a really pretty menorah.
Most menorahs are-- this is natural.
And it's beautiful.
Natural and beautiful.
And you can decorate this even more than with your ferns.
You can hot glue.
Do you have a hot glue gun?
No, I don't.
You don't?
No.
I don't do crafts.
I need to learn how to do crafts.
Yeah, well, you should.
Because it's really fun.
And your houses are very beautiful.
I was reading all the books backstage.
Oh, my gosh.
You have so many houses.
You have more houses than I have.
No, I've sold them.
Let's move to the--
So that's pretty, right?
Yes.
That's very pretty.
And then decorating wreaths.
You put wreaths on your doors?
I do.
I love fresh wreaths.
Yes.
So these are fresh wreaths.
You can buy the wreaths, of course.
You can make them, if you're handy
and want to ruin your fingertips.
But we have picks like this.
These are Martha picks.
That's beautiful.
Isn't that pretty?
Yeah, and you can put different things in them, right?
Yes, yes.
And you can make these or you can buy them.
These you can buy.
Yeah.
And so you put these on your wreath.
Hide the-- what are you looking for?
I brought things to put on them.
I like to put money in the--
Well, that's nice.
Yeah.
I like that.
Yeah.
Are you going to give me that wreath?
Yeah.
Good.
It just looks more expensive.
Ooh, look how much--
$300.
I like that.
And what else do you put on?
This is Ryan Gosling.
And I put him--
Oh, how did you know I like Ryan Gosling?
This Michael B. Jordan, I put him on there.
And then, Martha, you know what I like to do,
is add a little Romaine lettuce.
Because you can't eat it.
California, California Romaine.
You might as well use it, since you can't eat it.
So then you just keep decorating these.
Aren't they pretty?
That's beautiful.
So you put little clusters of Christmas ornaments on.
One giant ornament.
Oh, you want to put that around my neck?
You know, I can be found.
Yeah.
My cats usually have those on.
OK.
I think she's walking away.
She wants that drink.
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