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(narrator) Previously on The Last of Us...
Oh, [bleep]!
You're dead. You're dead.
- (in game: man groans) - There we go. Head shot.
- (in game: man groans) - Whoa!
Why does bad [bleep] always happen to them?
We need something smuggled out of the city.
(narrator) This time on The Last of Us...
All right, let's go get our guns.
Tess and the Queen of Fireflies.
Oh, this is Marlene.
Okay, all right.
She's the one who we were trying to get to first.
I'm running away from military because they're after her
and I'm sure that if we're with her, they'll assume that we will...
Go! Go!
(snickers)
I wonder what we have to go deliver.
I get mad at AI too easily over--
- (in game: explosion) - Oh my.
Is she gonna jump?
- (in game: explosion) - (gasps)
Face in barbed wire.
Something blew up while I was putting my face in barbed wire.
(Tess) Is that your people?
(Marlene) What's left of them.
Why do you think I'm turning to you guys?
Oooh, the Fireflies got shot at.
I still can't hit these other people that I'm walking with.
I think that would be hilarious if I just could knock 'em out.
(in game: Joel grunts)
All right, we'll try.
Okay, never mind.
Can I grab this stuff? Is that stealing?
Am I gonna get in trouble?
Do you need help? You got shot at
and you're trying to do so much.
Damn, she is running pretty good for somebody who's shot.
(Marlene) I'll live.
Must have just grazed her.
(Marlene) Hold up. Soldiers.
That's the military.
The door under the bridge.
Okay, so I gotta get there.
We can sneak by them,
even though I know that's not your style.
Ooh, burn.
No, I like head shots.
I'm gonna get all the way over to that door,
shoot some people in the head.
We gotta sneak past some guards, but--
Oh, wait. What the--?
There's a big ass hole right there.
Say YOLO.
Actually, I'm not gonna YOLO.
I wish I could run. Can I run?
Oh, she's, like, crouch running though.
That looks like more fun.
- (Tess) I'll get this one. - Justice waits for no one, private.
Go around?
All right, guess I'm gonna have to shank this guy in his face.
(in game: grunting)
Look at that!
Teamwork.
(in game: yelling)
Man, this guy just loves bashing people's faces into stuff.
How do I use my thing?
(gasping)
Yes!
Let's go over to this one.
Oh, this one's gonna be easy.
Is this guy talking to himself? What a weirdo.
(in game: grunting)
That's what I think of you.
Then I'm gonna stab them in the neck.
Stab, stab them in the neck.
(Marlene) Seems like you are good for something.
Can you just shut up?
Okay? There's bad guys here.
(Marlene) I'm glad you're here.
Yeah, thank God I am here.
I'm the best one around.
(gasping)
(excited squeal)
Whoo!
- (in game) Oh my god. - Whoo!
(in game) [bleep]!
Amazing plays here by Josh, ladies and gentlemen.
(snickering)
(in game: grunting)
Oh! Don't worry.
You can just--(chuckles)
Glitching.
Watch this.
Parkour. Ready?
At its finest.
Doesn't even--
It's, like, a two foot drop. Come on, guys.
Oh, that's where I shot him.
This little door right here.
And in here is maybe the Fireflies' base?
Come on. Hurry up!
(in game: banging noises)
Don't worry, guys.
You make all the noise you need.
Do you see my guns?
I can shoot people with an M4 or something.
(Joel) What the hell are we smuggling?
(Marlene) I'll show you.
I'm scared to find out.
I don't think it'd be drugs. I don't think it'd be that.
Maybe weapons or ration cards or something like that.
You want help?
(Marlene) Just gimme a hand with this.
All right, I'm way ahead of you, girl.
Oh, no. (gasps)
You can't die because we need you!
(Ellie) Get the [bleep] away from her.
(Marlene) Let her go.
Whoa, she got a shank.
You're recruiting kind of young, aren't you?
(Marlene) She's not one of mine.
(Ellie) [bleep].
Aren't you a little young to be using that language?
- (Marlene) I got us help. - Is that Miley Cyrus?
Looks like Ellen Page.
But I can't come with you.
Oh my...
- Hey...we're smuggling her? - Oh.
There's a crew of Fireflies that'll meet you--
She's not drugs.
They're gonna smuggle the child.
That's so much responsibility.
(Marlene) You had her off, come back, the weapons are yours.
(Tess) Double what Robert sold me.
Speaking of which, where are they?
(Marlene) Back in our camp.
That blew up?
Nope, you said you were gonna show us the guns.
We're not smuggling [bleep] until I see them.
Yeah.
You'll follow me.
You can verify the weapons. I can get patched up.
But she's not crossing into that part of town.
This girl's a bad ass. She can do what she wants.
(Marlene) I want Joel to watch over her.
- Whoa, whoa. - (Ellie) [bleep]! I'm not--
Ellie.
How do you know them?
Whoever she is...
I was close with his brother, Tommy.
(gasps) Oh, Tommy.
Said if I was ever in a jam I could rely on him.
I forgot about Tommy.
He's probably dead.
Look, just take her to then north tunnel
and wait for me there.
- Jesus Christ. - She's just cargo, Joel.
Don't take long.
- And you--stay close. - Oh, no.
- (Joel) Let's go. - Here we go.
So now I got a little girl instead of a big girl.
(Ellie) Whoa, I heard all the shooting, but...
What happened?
Uh, well, they shot people.
Look at all these wanted people.
Whoa.
- (Joel) C'mon, keep up. - (Ellie) I am.
Yeah, keep up.
(in game: car drives past)
Get down. Get down.
They probably can't see me.
Where're we going?
- (Ellie) Where are we going? - (Joel) Up there.
That's what I wanna know too!
Okay, can we climb the ladder or do we have to--
Come on, dude.
There's metal poles you could just step on.
I need a ladder.
A dumpster perhaps.
Oh, I'm so good at this.
(in game: banging noises)
(sarcastically) You go ahead. Take your time.
Just stroll along. We're not in a hurry.
Well, now she can get up. All right.
Gosh, she needs to be quicker or I'm gonna punch her.
(Joel) So what's the deal with you and Marlene anyways?
- (Ellie) I don't know. - "She's my friend, I guess."
(Joel) You're friends with the leader of the Fireflies.
You're hanging with the wrong crowd.
(Ellie) She knew my mom.
- And I'm 14, not that that has-- - I'm 14 too.
She's pretty cute, actually.
(Joel) So where are your parents?
(Ellie sighs) Where are anyone's parents?
Heh. Touche.
(Ellie) Look, I'm not supposed to tell you
why you're smuggling me, if that's what you're getting at.
(Joel) You wanna know the best thing about my job?
I don't gotta know why.
To be honest with you, I give two [bleep] what you're up to.
- (Ellie) Well, okay. - Well, we're getting along nice.
Come on, guys, don't start off like that.
Open door.
- This is it. - Cut scene action.
This is safe.
Nice couch.
What are you doing?
Relaxing.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
Relax too.
I'm sure you will figure that out.
I'm pretty sure that if there's a zombie apocalypse,
you'd appreciate some down time.
(Ellie) Your watch is broken.
That's the watch my daughter gave me, you little [bleep]!
I bet this world prematurely aged him.
(Ellie) You mumble in your sleep.
I hate bad dreams.
I hate you. (laughs)
Yeah, me too.
You know, I've never been this close.
See outside.
I feel like her and him are gonna get along just great in the end.
Can't be any worse out there.
- Can it? - Yeah, it can!
What on earth do the Fireflies want with you?
(Tess) Hey.
We were just getting to the good part!
They always have to ruin it.
(Tess) She'll make it.
I saw the merchandise. It's a lot.
Lots of guns. That's good.
Wanna do this?
- Yeah. - (Tess) Let's go.
Oh, I wanna know what the Fireflies want with the kid!
(Joel) Let's just hope there's someone alive to pay us.
Oh, yeah.
This rain is pretty ten out of ten.
(in game: furniture scraping)
Oh, more secret passageways.
The holes they have behind furniture...
Like, they're so bad.
I can see the top half of it behind it.
What is this?
What is that circle?
What is that?
- (in game: motor sputters) - Ooh!
All right, so maybe--it's just a guess.
Maybe she is immune to this stuff? Maybe.
- (in game: engine runs) - It's loud.
- (in game: engine runs) - All right.
Now press the button.
Who's waiting for us at the drop off?
She said there's some Fireflies that have traveled
all the way from another city.
Girl must be important.
So the Fireflies are everywhere.
- What is the deal with you? - Yeah.
- You some big-wig's daughter? - I don't even know who she is.
(Ellie) How long is this gonna take?
(Tess) If everything goes as planned, we should get you to them
in a few hours.
I always feel like I have to go like this
whenever my character crouches.
(Tess) Stay close.
I'm kind of scared.
This military does a sucky job of sweeping cities
'cause, geeze, there are so many tunnels.
Now night is coming. And there's a curfew,
so that means something bad is gonna happen.
No, am I gonna have to go on another shooting rampage?
How are we gonna do this with all the police?
I kinda want to see his daughter as zombie.
Then he's gonna have to kill her.
Oh, that's gonna suck.
(Joel) This rain ain't gonna do us any good.
Yes, it is. It's gonna make all your food grow.
(Ellie) Holy [bleep]. I'm actually outside.
Congratulations.
Where are we gonna go? In here?
(Joel) Up this way.
- (in game: rain patters on roof) - (gasps) I love that sound.
I just want to stay in here and listen to the rain.
That's exactly what it sounds like in the car.
What about that patrol though?
Goddamn it.
No!
We're not gonna do anything stupid.
(soldier) You scan 'em. I'll call it in.
Alright.
We don't have an infection. I promise.
(soldier) This is Ramirez at Sector Twelve.
Requesting pickup for three stragglers.
That is not a very good smuggler.
Look the other way. We can make this worth your while.
She's the reason that everyone's gonna get killed, with her smart mouth.
[bleep].
She's infected.
She's infected. We're gonna do something about it.
- (soldier) Whats the ETA? - (Ramirez) A couple minutes.
(soldier) Oh man. Oh man.
- Sorry. - (soldier screams)
Ooh! Hardcore.
Yeah, go kid!
(gasps) No! Are you kidding me?
(in game: gun shots)
Why would she do that?
Now get the big gun.
- (Ellie) [bleep]. - I want a big gun.
That kid's a bad ass.
Oh, [bleep].
Look.
Wait...
Positive. Who's positive? Her?
She's infected? Um, okay. Just kidding.
Abort mission.
I'm not infected.
(Joel) No?
That'd be a good reason to skip school though.
Just saying.
You'd better explain fast.
- Look at this! - (gasps)
She is infected.
- Fricking liar. - It's three weeks old.
No. Everyone turns within two days.
So you stop [bleep].
It's three weeks!
Damn, so she's immune or something.
That's why she is so special.
She is the cure! She is the cure!
She's the cure and she's a good, sarcastic little [bleep].
- (Joel) Oh, [bleep]. - Oh.
Grab the big gun and run.
Come on, grab the big gun!
Come on. Aww.
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Bye. Oh my, Ellie's infected.
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