- Hey yo it's A-to-the-O back again with another game video.
We're gonna play some more Job Simulator!
- [Robot] Thank you, human, may I have another?
- [Orange] Of course, I've always got another one for you.
- [Robot] Thank you, human.
- [Orange] I'm not a human, I'm an orange,
I've told you a million times. (laughs)
Ooh, auto mechanic, don't mind if I do.
(robot drones on)
Are you still talking?
You really gotta hand it to me.
Yeah, I love having hands.
Take this. (laughs)
All right, oh yeah, doing the dance.
All right, whoa whoa whoa whoa, jeez.
- [Robot] This is an accurate simulation of auto mechanic.
- [Orange] Nice.
- [Robot] Take a look at this board for instructions.
- [Orange] Oh, I hate instructions.
Instructions require reading. (whines)
Ooh, what's this, do I do--
oh look at all this stuff.
Ooh, it's like a zoom, oh yeah, don't mind if I do.
Oh yeah, tastes so good, oh it's good.
I can feel my energy going, I'm ready.
I'm ready to play the game! (laughs maniacally)
I'm ready! (laughs)
I've got the power, Stephen Curry it up.
Yo, this game is off the chain! (laughs)
oh yeah, all right, what do we got, what do we got?
Okay, hi little buddy, how's it going?
Oh whoa whoa, stop stop stop stop, okay, okay,
a little close for comfort.
- Good morning, human.
- [Orange] Orange.
- I require a tune-up.
- [Orange] I bet you do.
- [Robot] Please take a look under the hood.
- [Orange] All right, let's see what's under there.
Wow!
- [Robot Instructor] This spot just needs a little fluid.
No problem.
- [Orange] And she probably needs me to take this out,
right, you don't need this, do you?
Here you go! (laughs)
And you probably won't be needing that one.
We'll put that in, ooh, a hood ornament.
Oh, I don't even know how you say that.
Ornamentifier, ornamentifier, oh, it's going to work.
What's it gonna give me, what's it gonna give me?
It made a hood ornament out of your pistons!
I hope that doesn't pistons you off too much. (laughs)
Oh, do you need this, what is this?
Potato power! (laughs)
He didn't appreciate that.
Ooh, look at this, oh I broke it.
Well, it doesn't say what kind of fluid to put in here,
so yeah let's put in some Zoom.
There we go, okay let's get some fluid in there.
Perfect, your car's gonna be running real good. (laughs)
Hot sauce, man, every engine needs a little bit of that.
There we go, oh yeah, get the hot sauce in there,
kinda spread it around, yeah that's good.
Your car's gonna be running so, oh, is this necessary?
What is this?
All right, some hot sauce in the gas tank.
There you go.
Now that's a spicy meatball! (laughs)
A little bit more, there we go.
Okay, now we're doing good.
Little bit for the car, little bit for me. (laughs)
And a little bit more for the car.
All right, we're good.
Yeah, your horn's sounding a little wimpy.
We're gonna have to add some horn fluid.
All right, got a new paint job.
Whoa whoa, does that come out?
Wow, uh-oh, this definitely,
you're gonna need some headlight fluid too.
There we go, a little bit of headlight oil.
You're looking good! (laughs)
Hey buddy, you are donuts.
Don't you look at me like that, you know what I'm gonna do?
Oh this is what I'm gonna do. (laughs)
Oh no, I'm eating food, what have I done?
Don't make me do it!
Okay, I'm gonna do it. (laughs)
Well that's not very appealing.
This definitely goes in there.
Come on, get in there, there you go.
Oh come on, okay, just kinda squish it in.
Perfect, and we're good to go.
I don't know what else you want me to do.
Put a little bit of gas on the engine?
(vomits) Whoa, whoa, what the?
Am I barfing?
Let me try. (vomits) (laughs)
(vomiting and laughing)
Now you're just burping. (laughs)
Hey guys, hey guys, look what I can do, hey over here!
(vomits and yells)
All right, your car's finished.
All right, just print the receipt here.
Oh, $8,000?
Well, that is a little bit of money.
- Thank you, human.
- [Orange] Orange.
- I'll get this taken care of right away.
- [Orange] But you know what, I'm gonna throw in
a little bit of extra something for you, here you go!
(vomits and laughs)
Don't run away!
- [Robot] Auto mechanic has so much more to offer.
- [Orange] I don't know, I kinda feel like
I already found the best thing in this game.
Drinking gas makes you barf. (laughs)
All right, come on in, come on in,
okay, slow down, slow down, slow down!
Okay, perfect, perfect, good job buddy.
- Human.
- [Orange] Orange.
- I've got this coupon for a Slzbot special.
- [Orange] Good for you.
- [Robot] Human, over here, I'm Slzbot.
- [Orange] I'm making hood ornaments.
- The owner of this fine establishment.
Now this bot's got a coupon,
so let's take real good care of him by sabotaging
that car and making him come back later for more work.
- [Orange] Well he did have a coupon,
until I turned it into a hood ornament, yeah.
What the, there actually is headlight fluid. (laughs)
All right, just sprinkle a little bit of that on,
that's real good.
- [Slzbot] Hey human.
- [Orange] Orange!
- [Slzbot] Now we're dealing with fluids here,
why don't we spice up their gas tank
with a little secret ingredient?
That'll insure they're back later for more work.
- [Orange] Aw, secret ingredients in the engine,
I got just the thing, I know what you guy's talking about.
Okay, hold on because I'm gonna do a little of this.
(vomits and laughs)
Yeah, that's what you were talking about, right?
Right?
More, okay! (vomits and laughs)
Puking in the engine, that's exactly what you wanted, right?
Perfect, I'm winning the game.
A little bit of sugar in the gas tank.
Oh yeah, perfecto.
That's real sweet. (laughs)
Enjoy some free, complimentary donuts, yay!
And the final touch,
taking that coupon you gave me
and turning it into a hood ornament, there you go!
Perfection.
Okay, it's always important to put a little bit of
gas on the receipt, there you go, gas it up.
(vomits) Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to puke in your face. (laughs)
Come back again! (laughs)
- [Slzbot] Nice job with that job.
You did all right, human.
- [Orange] Orange.
- [Slzbot] Now you keep at it.
I'll be in the back, counting the money.
- [Orange] Okay, I'll be here,
drinking gas and puking on everything.
You forgot this doohickey! (laughs)
Hey, you know what they say about this guy?
He's got a lot of junk in the trunk. (laughs)
All right, gonna put one of those in there,
that's gonna go in there too, all right,
you're gonna go home a happy man.
No Frisbee for you.
Whoa, that was a pretty good throw.
Let me try it again, whee!
I got him!
You guys are getting so much good free stuff here.
Yeah, I'm putting all that junk in the trunk.
I'm just gonna add a little bit of barf. (laughs)
A little bit of spice on the top.
It's the icing on the cake.
Oh, it's only $3,600, all that free stuff.
Man, that's a good deal, plus you get a little bit of this.
(vomiting and laughing)
It never gets old.
- [Robot] Thank you kindly, human.
- [Orange] Orange!
Does nobody understand I'm not a human, I'm an orange!
Enjoy all your stuff soaked in puke! (laughs)
Okay, closer, closer, no too close, too close.
Okay good, stop.
Oh yeah, yup, this car's smoking.
Okay, there's only one fix for that.
There we go, that's appealing.
- [Robot] That car's looking a lot more appealing.
- [Orange] Hey, that was my joke, I just said that joke.
Stupid joke stealer, I can't believe he's stealing jokes.
Totally gonna puke on his chair later.
I know just how to fix all those fumes
getting into your car, there you go, an air freshener.
(laughs)
Don't worry banana, I will save you!
I couldn't let them take you, banana.
Oh, I'm so happy I saved you.
Oh no (laughs) I ate Banana.
Oh well, I'm not fixing that.
All right, your bill needs a little gas of course,
and then of course we always need some of this, yeah.
A little bit of barf for the road.
But before you go, let me put a little bit
of gas in the tail pipe, yeah just,
hey wait wait, come back, take your gas!
(laughs) Yeah, it hit him from downtown.
Closer, closer, too close, too close.
Give me those, you're making a spectacle of yourself.
(laughs) Oh no, five second rule.
Oh wait, that's when you eat things.
I don't eat things except donuts.
I'm sorry, donut, they made me.
You don't know the hole story. (laughs)
Okay, before we get to the tires,
your tank needs some hot sauce, put that in there,
and a little bit for me, perfect.
Stephen Curry for three, yeah, touchdown!
I'm really tired of these crappy tires.
Whoa, donut tires, nice.
To really work efficiently,
I think your car needs to have different tires.
Like every single one has to be different.
Oh, there we go, looking good.
Okay, put that one right there, oh yeah,
that side's looking good too.
Oh you want a spare tire in your trunk
just in case, okay, well, I can definitely deliver that.
So um here's one, there's two, there's three.
Oh crap, I dropped it, well that's okay, there's more here.
I got three, I got four, is this enough spare tires?
I think you need a couple more.
15, 16, there you go, 16 spare tires in the cab.
That should be good.
Oh, I don't know if I can close the door.
Can we get the door closed?
(groans) Yeah, perfect.
Okay and of course that's definitely not enough,
so we better put one back here too.
You never know when you're gonna be driving
over a bunch of spike strips and you might need 42 tires.
So I got a stack of them.
That doesn't matter.
Obviously the solution is more tires.
I don't like it when people try and talk to me.
I just, I'm trying to fill up the truck with tires.
Everybody's got, no, come back here.
You tried to get away, you couldn't.
Get in here, okay, definitely,
I think we're up to at least 25, 26, 27, 28.
Okay, we're up to 30 tires.
I don't know if that's gonna be enough though, guys.
You might be trying to rob a bank or something
and the police throw down 40 spike strips.
You're gonna need a lot of tires.
So there you go.
Oh, I lost one of them.
No, now I gotta stack this one on here.
Oh, there you go, definitely on top of the truck.
Perfect, looking good!
And one more, oh no, I don't like it when that happens.
Okay, you want me to look at the engine, oh no!
Oh, you dropped all of the tires!
Oh I did all of that work for nothing!
I hate you!
You are gonna get more tires. (laughs)
There we go, okay, yeah,
now we just fill it back up.
Yeah, I'm really sorry about that,
but I really, I think I know why the car,
the tires didn't stay in place.
I've got a solution, I've got something that I can use
to bond it all together, you know, almost like glue,
so I can, you know, it'll keep them back there.
All it takes is just a little bit of gas and then
(vomits and laughs)
barf is used as an adhesive in this situation.
It'll hold the tires in place.
Totally what's gonna happen.
Hey, could I see your slushie for a second?
I just want to take a sip and (vomits and laughs)
I just added a little bit of extra flavoring for you.
Here you go. (laughs)
- Thanks for getting me back on the road!
- [Orange] Enjoy your barf slushie!
Yay, everybody's a winner when I repair the--
no, you dropped your tires, come back!
I'm not cleaning this up.
It was like that when I found it.
All right guys, I think that's a good place to stop
for right now, thank you so much for watching.
This has been super fun,
I'll definitely play some more Job Simulator, okay.
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