P: Hey guys, so I am here (D: What up) with the two clones: Anthony and Dan!
D: Too soon...what can I say?
D: That was a whole thing...
P: How's it going, guys?
A: Oh, I'm doing okay. *claps*
P: Yeah?
A: Just, uh, trying to stay positive.
D: I'm intimidated.
D: I... I don't know what you prepared, but nothing that you make is, uh, fun or consensual.
P: I have spent years working on the format (A: Years?) for this game
A: Okay! P: And I've FINALLY come up with how it works!
All: Okay? Okay. Okay?
D: Are we- are we bracing for some insane content right now? (P: Yes!) Okay.
A: I don't know if I'm ready?
P: This is premium content.
A: Okay. Whoo!
P: We're gonna be playing- (A: I'm ready.)
P: A game called Anthony, Dan, or A Rat!
A: *clapping* D: *incredulous laughter*
P: *laughing* (A: Alright!) P: Dan didn't know what it was going to be.
D: That's- that's the game.
D: Okay, right. So. I-I feel like I've-I've got it, from the name, but just in case, do you want to explain what this is Phil?
A: Please, please. I don't think I have it.
P: Before I explain, I think it need a theme tune. So you need to sing the Anthony and you sing the Dan. I'll sing the rat. Here we go.
A: Anthonyyyyy!
D: Dan... P: Or a raaaaaaaaaaT!
D: That was amazing. P: Thank you!
A: And, like, the "T" at the end really just - a period on the end.
D: You can't just go "raaaa...uGh."
P: Well, if it was American it would be "rat". (D: *american accent* It's a- it's a rat.)
A: That's true, we are like "rat". (D: *american accent* Have you put a rat over there?)
P: *american accent* Have you put rat over there?
A: How do you say it? (DP: "Rat") You say "rat"? You say a hard "T". (DP: Yeah!) D: Is your house filled with rats?
P: Anyway! (D: Rat.) The game (D: ANYWAY. A: The game!) is as follows:
P: What you have to do is look at the picture and identify if it's Anthony, Dan or a rat.
P: The winner will get a miraculous prize, not available anywhere else in the world
A: Oooh! A prize! D: I want that, whatever the heck that is. A: I can't wait, I hope it's a rat.
P: So, I'm gonna use (D: Holy sh*t, Phil's hiding a rat) the futuristic scoring method of pen and paper
A: Impressive.
D: You sourced pictures of us for this then...?
P: I have been finding some pictures of you guys.
D: Okay, I'm going to be offended.
P: And some... (A: So pictures of our faces?) Oh, you'll have to wait to see.
P: Some pictures of some sexy rats as well.
A: Oooh. D: Okay. P: If you're into that.
D: Yeah man. A: Uhhh
P: Do you want a team name or do you just want to be called Anthony?
A: I'll be ANTony cause that's how you guys said (P: ANTony!) my name for years.
P: That's how you say it in the UK! (D: ANTony, yeah.)
A: I had to tell you guys. (P: ANTony.) I was like-I was like, "Oh! I like how you guys say it with an accent!"
A: You're like, "Wh-what are you talking about?" P: Yeah.
*mocking each other's accents* A: "What are you talking about?" P: "What are you talking about?"
P: What is your name?
*duck noise effect?* D: Team D. P: Team D!
A: *offscreen* All about that D.
P: So we've got ANTony versus Team D.
P: Let's play: Anthony, Dan or a ra- *rewind*
D: No no no- Let's play... (P: Oh! *realization*)
A: Anthony! D: Dan... P: or a raaaaaaaaaaT! *laughing*
D: I just rolled my sleeves up! I am ready.
A: Wow!
D: Here we go! P: Okay.
P: ROUND ONE! (A: Okay)
D: What the fffff- A: This is so...?
P: What can you see?
D: Okay, that's what we're doing right now. That's this game. Hope you're all ready, hope you're prepared, you're acknowledged it. This is it.
P: Play along at home!
P: What shade of brown is it? Your hair or your hair? A: It look a little purpley actually... D: It looks a little purpley.
A: Yeah! D: Have you ever had purple hair? A: Never, have you? D: I once died a bit of my fringe purple, but I don't think any photos of that exist on the internet.
P: Decide, okay, let's just go. A: Me. It's me. It's Anthony. D: I think it's Dan. P: Let's find out! (D: We just like voting for ourselves)
P: Here we go! *laughing* P: It's Anthony! A: You know what's so funny, I thought I recognized (P: Really? D: Really?) that photo.
P: Cause it's the old webcam quality (A: Yes! Exactly) that makes you look purple.
D: Vintage Anthony photo. (A: That is so funny!)
(D: That's got the CD wall) A: Oh my God! P: That doesn't even look like you. A: No! How did I- Why? My face changed!
P: Your face has changed. You've evolved like a Pokemon. A: Should I- Wait, I'm gonna try to recreate this. (P: Do that face)
D: Just like, just like a bit pouty but not scary.
A: Yeah, this is what I thought was like sexy like, I definitely did the pout. P: That's good. Well done! D: Cool! A: Thanks.
D: I'd send that guy a friend request on MySpace. A: You have or you would? D: I probably did. *laughing* P: Right!
P: Round two! D: What the- that is the smallest thing! P: There, there you go.
A: That's a rat. That's a hundred percent a rat. P: Are you sure? A: Oh, a THOUSAND percent.
P: You're helping Dan a little bit here. It could be Dan's sideburn. D: Yeah, like my- A: Wait do you have sideburns that look like that?
P: That is very similar. The side of my hair is quite short. There's little bits in there, looks like unwashed head. It looks like dandruff (Excuse me?) is in there a little bit.
Do you have dandruff?
If this is dandruff, this is definitely me. I'm gonna go team rat. I'm gonna go team rat. Let's find out!
Yes! It is a rat! That is a high- good quality
Photo of a rat! That is a sexy rat. Did you buy this stock photo? No... so hopefully, they won''t see me with it.
*laughing*
Round three!
That's gotta- that has to be a rat...Yeah! (Are you sure?) Did you take any weird photos with the flash on?
Yeah, that could be a flash photo. I know that's not me! Everyone loves a flash photo.
That looks like short hair. You can see short hair, there's like skin behind it. It looks quite
rat butt-y. I'm gonna have to go with a rat. What do you say?
I feel like you're tricking us. Yeah, did you find like some- is that like my nose hair?
It could be your nose hair
Have you locked that down?
Yeah, I could have been through your phone. My nose hair? I could have been through your phone while you weren't looking. The rat decision.
Yes, I'm locking down rat. Rat! I think you're being a snek, I'm gonna go with Dan.
That was a strange- I mean, oh sh**, I lost. He's having a great time.
That is a position I would be in frequently, so uh... I did think it was you for a second. Yeah, it does kind of look like me.
D: That rat's having a great time. (A: It is) D: That rat was more content in that moment then I have ever been in life.
P: I would send that rat a friend request.
Round four!
Phil...come on. Oh my god. Alright look at that.
Come on, use your Sherlock senses of deduction here.
*Sherlock theme music* You lock in one first. You're always waiting.
I feel like that is a photo of me in a vest, on a web cam.
I feel like I recognize that photo. I might be so wrong that's gonna be a rat now.
I just confirmed that it was me. I-I as well think it's you. It's definitely ha-human hair
Okay, we're going for a double Dan over there
It's Dan! Oh! OH!
Is that the photo you thought it was? That is a cringe selfie that I didn't think it was, no. You both get 2 points. I was probably like this.
Natural photo. (This proves that Dan is an actual robot)
*talking over each other* What the hell is going on? Dan 7000
ready to eat your soul. DANdroid *ba bum tish* OOH
Let's move on, let's move on, that's very embarrassing.
Goodbye. I would not send that guy a friend request.
Next round! Wh-what am I even looking at?
I'll tell you it's not hair. What?? Is it an ey- What? It could be a different body part.
Just sayin' I've been through your phones.
Oh okay, that's definitely my butt hole. *Phil laughing*
I mean do you want to lock that in? *Anthony laughing*
I'm gonna lock in me. For sure. Kay.
I think... it's...
Anthony's nose. I was wondering where you were going- WHAT?!
Okay, let's find out! Could it possibly be?
It's a rat! AAAH!
I'm so sorry.
I just implied that was your face. I love how you both thought that was Anthony.
You're gonna unfriend me irl right now. (That's offensive) I zoomed in right on his little mouth.
That is the opposite of the previous, cute rat photo. That's the rat that's lurking in the darkness of your house.
You want to eat your neck and join is hundred percent got the plague and he wants to get it to you
This is the speed round you need to decide NOW! Dan! The hair looks long - Anthony
What?! You've got long hair
I don't know... That hair's like... smooth American hair
Your face is quite similar to the rat's face in the last photo Is that why you chose that one after the rat one
Is a very ratty face let's do another speed round okay? I'm just like this again
You have to change the first thing that comes into it, okay?
Dan Anthony
We've got some controversy here
And it is... Anthony!
Why does this photo exist? Where did you find this I went deep into Google for this one. I was 16
It's so high quality! I'm 16 yo there Oh my god that emo fringe
That was like my second time flat ironing it Straight over your eye
That is a solid emo fringe
It's just straight over my entire face Did you walk into a lamppost when it was like that? Yes!
16 yo Dan wished he looked like 16yo Anthony. That would be a hair win right there.
This is 13 years ago. We're all dying.
That could be any flesh . That is definitely Dan.
Definitely. I mean, I'm getting some Dan vibes from it. I'm very off. I didn't I don't know what to take from that
What do think I'm Gonna go with rat's tail? Yeah, I?
I wanted you to think it was a rat's tail. I apologize. We all have dark moments on the Internet
That's definitely flesh.
Come on guys. Rat.
That's Anthony's neck.
Oh! I mean my neck is not that pasty, if anything it's yours. It's not! Shit
It's too late it's been locked in
It's a rat! A hair less rat.
I'm sorry for implying that you look like a hairless rat. Thank you, thank you. You implied that my skin looks like boneless chicken breast.
Yeah
I had to cut that one below there Because it was a giant rat penis The penis or the balls?
Very large everything Okay
I had to cut it off, didn't wanna get flagged Really? jeez that's really disturbing
I would say that I was a person
Oh, yeah
That's a bigger than you talk about penises about being the monetize don't know why are we going to us for amazing hell, okay?
They'd love to be in one of your d monetizes. Okay, if you must for everyone really good. Oh
Dan that's obsessed cubans that is dull that really you can he not being Jake's before it could be a western Australian
Curly Rat I haven't seen a single thing the all type of rap
some types of rats you have never seen
Its Dan... it's me. I think it's me. ITS DAN!!
That is that's me having a meet up outside the BBC. Yeah, and someone I just
That is in the top three worst photos of me ever. Thank you for showing Anthony this photo.
My opinion has changed. You've seen one of those magazines that's like "Look at this person now". Okay listen now
It's closed aperture of the page break down. It looks like whatever
This looks like one of those photos where you tell a story about how you got really drunk one time. Yeah.
What am I looking Phil? You play way too hard for this.
This is the final one. So please try your best. Oh boy! How far have zoomed in?
You did you are you trying to know it's a lot. You're a long way. Yeah, led that love you
Think what it look like it to mean. It looks like they had leather pink. I guess not me getting my head is fine. Oh
That was the best photo. I could find why did you don't find a really embarrassing one of Anthony?
not
like that
learning voices of you oh
I'm looking at you consider. This you just broke my laptop, so
Even signing up go to it's so intense it broke my life. I could feel by the iphone that this is probably
2010 yes, I'd say Judea
He said you only dies or another that would be getting my hair chemically straightened which didn't even work
Yeah, that was really fun. Where you throw a brace your curly net ah I know about own language I
I'm the only emer left, but they know about me. I'm just the hope you like that. I'm Jeremy with Phil
What I would like to be the last emo on where I feel scared, and why I'm drunk
I am it was an endangered species. Yeah, I can't believe run anyway and
that's your
Game thank you. It's also connects outside that was your leather pants, but it wasn't factor here. Yeah, a
Great thing to hear your prize is I have released ten rats into your home. Oh
So they could be starting over right give you a little from round
(RATS)...if while you're sleeping you feel a little nibble on your neck one of my rats on not one of you guys
Maybe one of us guys. (indecipherable) I'm glad so I spent years crafting that game
That was a truly amazing game, so yeah, I'm proud of you this could be a format on TV
I know. I think that this might be the pilot that you start shipping. This is it. This is the new Walking Dead. Yes
Oh for sure. Happy. Yeah that doesn't care of anybody
I think definitely so I give me a thumbs up if you like to see this game again
All right in game these guys have the best hold so they would definitely play again
You can check out anthony tail by clicking on his bottle they sold out bubble over there
I've never had a bike on my phone go girls and we're going to go play with the rats
I relationship problems can we fight for five?