And I thought that your voice is big and beautiful like your hair
Oh my God! That's so funny you said that because when I was on stage and I was singing my last song I was staring
at you like "Oh my God, his eyes"--
I see you're having fun with my baby sister
Oh hey yeah. How you doing bro?
Sure. BRO.
Um. Yeah, well we were just gonna get some coffee. I'll see you later
I'm gonna go get another coffee. Do you want anything?
Pumpkin Spice Latte. Extra soy milk. Whipped cream.
So uh.. what sign are you?
She is Capricorn
What sign are you?
Sagittarius
Think we're a match?
No, no, no.. Sagittarius is too emotional. Capricorn doesn't respond well to emotion. Not a good match
Like - HOW!? How do you look this good in the morning? Every morning?
Aw.. I woke up like this!
OK, so remember that guy Omar I told you about who was flirting with this girl at the party, I think her name was Savannah
.. the blond.. anyway! He's dating my friend Amira and they've been together for a really long time
Turns out he met that girl that he brought to that party ONLINE and he had the audacity to invite her to a party
that he knew I was gonna be at and he knows that Amira and I have been friends for a really really long time
Now I didn't tell her cause I just --I don't wanna get in the middle of it but SHE found out
So this just in -- Amira actually just started seeing this other guy and then Omar found out
and he is super jealous which I think is really hypocritical especially since he was running around with some girl from Bmbl
and now they just messaged me and they want me to mediate between them which I understand
but I really don't like drama, so I don't know how I feel about it. I don't think I'm gonna do it
Who's Amira again?
Have you not been listening this whole time? Let me start over. OK so Amira is dating Omar...
So Omar told her that he wasn't at that party but I saw him and he was talking to this other girl and I don't know her name but I think she had blonde hair
Oh hey Maria! How are you?
I'm good. How are you holding up on that project?
I mean it's OK. I'm still having this difficulty of trying to drop the conclusion and really just nail it down
Yeah I've been really struggling.. do you wanna meet up on Tuesday maybe to talk it over?
Tuesday works!
OK perfect. Nice to meet you! Bye
So.. who's Maria? Is she a friend of yours? Do you hang out often?
She's my classmate and lab partner, so yeah, we do our projects together
Not for long with the way that sl*t keeps looking at you
She's just my lab partner! That's it
Aww.. well that's how it always starts isn't it?Well you know what PARTNER! I don't need this. I'm through! DONE
and for real this time!
Babe it's -- she has a boyfriend
She does!?
I told this. There is nothing to worry about.
OK! So as I was saying, I definitely Omar at that party
He was definitely flirting with this girl. I think her name was Savannah
JACOB!
Keep going, keep going
Congratulations!
What is all this?
You passed! Your assignment! With.. Maria...
Yeah I mean we got a B- but
Yeah but you passed!
Ah we did do a good job!
Looks great...
I made it myself
I mean I do feel kind of bad cause Maria.. Maria did all the work
Just eat, eat. More?
Yes please
MORE!?
Well, thanks for the coffee
Not a problem
Did you wanna come in?
Yeah.. sure
Cool! OK. Um..
I think my dad might be home
Is that OK then? I can come back another time
No, it's fine. It's fine. He'll just say hi. He's super nice
Let's go!
Alright. What are you doing for living?
Right now I'm just working in a lab but I definitely see myself advancing
So, how much is your salary?
Uh.. I'm sorry?
Can you provide?
Yeah.. sure...
Do you buy or rent a house?
I'm currently renting an apartment with a roommate, 2 bedroom
And how much is the rent?
$2200
So do you have a garage?
No.. It's an apartment building
Do you have a car?
No, I don't have a car
Where is your family? Do you have a family?
I have parents, yeah. My parents are at home. They didn't know they were invited
What kind of career that they are doing?
My dad's a lawyer, my mom's an artist
OK. I think I can agree
Congratulations!
So we can date?
Nice joke!