(car pulling to stop)
- Honey, just go.
- Oh no, honey, in the south we wait.
- Oh, hey there friend, you go right ahead.
- I think Midwesterners do the same thing.
♪ Yeah no after you ♪
♪ No ma'am after you ♪
♪ I insist after you ♪
♪ You insist I do too ♪
♪ I'm not moving after you ♪
♪ Me neither after you ♪
♪ After you ♪
♪ Yeah what ya' gonna do ♪
♪ Y'all go ahead and drive out in front of us. ♪
♪ Y'all ♪
♪ You all ♪
♪ Wait, there's only one of us ♪
♪ Well in the South any group large or small ♪
♪ We assign the same plural contraction of y'all ♪
♪ Does that make sense ♪
♪ Yeah no ♪
♪ Wait which one yeah or no ♪
♪ I say both ♪
♪ It's a second one though ♪
♪ So no yeah it's a bit confusing I know ♪
♪ So no is no yeah ♪
♪ No no is yeah no ♪
♪ Aw bless your heart ♪
♪ That is so thoughtful ♪
♪ Well it's a little less thoughtful ♪
♪ And a little more awful ♪
♪ When I say bless your heart ♪
♪ It makes you confident ♪
♪ But in reality it is a backhanded compliment ♪
♪ Well good luck with that ♪
♪ Thanks for the well wishing ♪
♪ Yeah we say it when you do something fishy ♪
♪ What do you eat for breakfast fatback ♪
♪ Hang on fatback is delicious ♪
♪ Well good luck with that ♪
♪ Well good luck explaining all of your weird salads ♪
♪ Strawberry pretzel jello salad snicker salad ♪
♪ Overnight marshmallow fruit salad ♪
♪ That's a thing I don't buy it ♪
♪ Oh Penn, you should try it ♪
♪ And while we're talking snacks ♪
♪ What's with the fixation ♪
♪ On getting boiled peanuts from a gas station ♪
♪ If that isn't bad at my last gas stop ♪
♪ I saw a guy put the peanuts in a bottle of pop ♪
♪ Pop ♪
♪ Yeah soda pop ♪
♪ What a joke ♪
♪ We don't call it pop in the south ♪
♪ We call it Coke ♪
♪ Well what if it's a Pepsi ♪
♪ Well we still call it Coke ♪
♪ Okay what if it's a Sprite ♪
♪ Yeah we still call it Coke ♪
- Wait what?
- Yep.
- So you are at a restaurant and you say give me a Coke.
- And then the waiter says what kind?
And I say Sprite.
- Yeah I'm having a real tough time following this one.
- Yeah me too.
This is just weird.
- Yeah.
♪ So we agree ♪
♪ We both have really strange food ♪
♪ But we're usually polite and we're never ever rude ♪
♪ Us too Southerners are nicer than you ♪
♪ Oh gosh are you sure ♪
♪ Oh please after you ♪
♪ Yeah no after you ♪
♪ No ma'am after you ♪
♪ I insist after you ♪
♪ You insist I do too ♪
♪ I'm not moving after you ♪
♪ Me neither after you ♪
♪ After you ♪
♪ Yeah what ya' gonna do ♪
♪ You want some bumpy cake ♪
♪ Sure I'll take a slice off ♪
♪ Wait this rap battle's turning into nice off ♪
♪ Midwest we don't battle not how we were built ♪
♪ We're too humble for that ♪
♪ Plus we get Catholic guilt ♪
♪ I don't like to toot my own horn but I'll toot ♪
♪ In the Midwest we're a bit nicer than you ♪
♪ No way in the south ♪
♪ We're even sweeter than our tea ♪
♪ We got never ending Southern hospitality ♪
♪ And we'd be plannin' monogrammin ♪
♪ All your names on a sweater ♪
♪ Start a meal train for you ♪
♪ Just to make you feel better. ♪
♪ Watch your caboose ♪
♪ I'm a one woman meal train ♪
♪ Feeding everyone from Marquette to Champaign ♪
♪ With 100 containers of casserole ♪
♪ Cheesy hot dish and some potatoes in a bowl ♪
♪ Well, Imma bring the biggest plate of pork you ever saw ♪
♪ You can chop it up at vinegar and top it off slaw ♪
♪ Yeah I know ya' like to drown it ♪
♪ in the sauce that is brown ♪
♪ Not here in the south this is how we get down ♪
♪ Well when I saw your weeds in the garden out back ♪
♪ I picked them for you and I didn't even ask ♪
♪ And when I saw what you did ♪
♪ I sat down and I wrote you ♪
♪ A two-page long handwritten thank you note ♪
♪ And I mailed it to you ♪
♪ Even though you live across the street ♪
♪ Just to show I made the effort ♪
♪ Oh yeah that was sweet ♪
♪ Hey look I'm staring at the window of your house ♪
♪ I just showed up completely unannounced ♪
♪ Oh yeah Southerners do that too ♪
♪ So we agree ♪
♪ When we're friends you will get zero privacy ♪
♪ And when we say goodbye we don't leave we stay ♪
♪ For another hour ♪
♪ Sitting in your driveway ♪
♪ You know what we talk different ♪
♪ And we eat different too ♪
♪ But other than that we're pretty similar to you. ♪
♪ Oh gosh Penn I think that's actually true ♪
♪ Yeah I do too ♪
♪ Time to go after you ♪
♪ Yeah no after you ♪
♪ No ma'am after you ♪
♪ I insist after you ♪
♪ You insist I do too ♪
♪ I am not moving after you ♪
♪ Me neither after you ♪
♪ After you ♪
♪ Yeah what you gonna do ♪
- Three, two, one.
(bowl dropping)
- How you do that?
- I didn't know that was gonna happen
- Why did it just hit you?
- Sam, I'm so sorry.
(rap music rhythm)
Ah. (laughing)
- [Sam] Just pull and weed it out.
You're doing great.
Now, well you're pulling the whole yard out.
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(rock music)