C: Hello.
C: Look behind you.
C: What is that? That is really scary.
J: Who did that used to belong to, and why?
C: And who wants to buy it now?
J: This shop has the strangest mix of stuff.
C: Yeah.
J: My X-Men comic, a beautiful chair...and that.
C: Yes. And this weird thing that looked like a pipe.
C: But it wasn't.
J: Yeah, what's an Irish [attempts pronunciation]?
J: Maybe it says, "Shilla"
C: We need to ask Andrea.
J: Yeah.
J: If you're watching and you're Irish, what is an Irish [re-attempts pronunciation]?
J: Oh, my gosh. All right.
C: It looks very prophetic [?], holding a white tablecloth out in the wind.
J: Next to a cliff, having a drama [?]
C: So, for our first year anniversary
we came to the Seven Sisters Cliffs.
J: To look at Beachy Head.
C: Well - sorry - you can't actually see it.
C: It's more like--it's more like that, but...
J: But we're standing on top of it, so you can't see it because it's just grass.
C: And we got fish and chips.
J: We did. Had a little picnic.
C: So, um, we were like old ladies.
J: The old ladies who hold hands and sit on a bench on the beach, with their fish and chips.
C: They don't sit on a beach, they sit in their car, but just parked in front of the sea, so they're like, "..."
J: I feel like a bench is more romantic, though, than parked in their car.
C: Yeah.
J: And they're together forever, these old ladies!
C: How's the joke go? About the man called Brian? Or...
[Both] Cliff.
C: What do you call a...?
J: No, Cliff is the punchline.
C: Aww, now I know what it is!
J: Yes.
C: What's--do you know that joke? [?]
J: No.
C: What's the name of the man with a seagull on his head?
J: "What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?"!
C: Yeah!
J: Cliff!
C: How are we still laughing at this after we've, like...?
J: We have awesome senses of humour.
J: No?
J: I think so.
C: So I told Jessica she was walking a bit too close to the edge for my liking.
C: I said, "Don't walk too close! The wind might catch your petticoat and drag you off the edge."
C: And what was your response?
J: Well, I think it would act like a parachute on the way down.
C: Yeah.
J: If the wind has puffed it out enough that I'm flying off the edge,
surely it will also save me?
C: No.
C: Well, and then I said, "Let's not try that theory out [?]"
J: Yeah.
J: I don't know!
C: Careful! Look how close that edge is.
J: That is quite close.
J: I have something for you.
J: This feels like a proposal right now.
J: I'm not sure why.
C: It is! It's because we're celebrating our--
C: It's because it's all to do with marriage, darling.
J: Yes! Yes, it is!
J: So, the one-year anniversary is actually paper.
J: And I considered many gift options,
one of which was making you a thousand paper cranes
and putting them inside a paper box and giving that to you.
C: Aww, wow.
C: I just got you a card.
C: Like, seriously.
J: But I thought you might notice a thousand paper cranes in our house
and I wasn't sure when I'd have the time away from you to actually make them.
C: Yeah, that's a problem.
C: We're never apart.
J: So, I know that you love nature.
J: So, I have a present for you.
C: Oooo.
C: I like presents!
C: Wow!
What is it?!
J: You have to open the box!
C: Hmm, what is in this box?
J: It's not a mystery box!
C: I don't know, is it one of those ones...?
C: Cool!
C: Wow!
J: Yeah.
C: Is it made of wood? It doesn't even look like wood at first!
J: It is! It is, it's made of wood.
C: That's really nice.
J: It's a whole watch made of wood.
C: Oh, I really like this big, big face and, like, the kind of copper--metal...
C: And then this really, really lovely wood.
C: I'll be one of those cool people. You know, if I'm on the Tube; standing there on the bus.
Got my big watch - people will be like, "Have you got the time?" and I'll be like, "Yes. I have got the time."
"On my massive watch!"
J: I married her.
C: Aww, wow. Thank you.
J: You're welcome.
J: To celebrate our anniversary, we've teamed up with Jord to give one lucky subscriber a 180 dollar gift card
so you can buy your very own beautiful, wooden watch, shipped worldwide for free.
J: And! Even if you don't win the big prize, everyone can get twenty-five dollars off
just by using the code jessicaoutofthecloset
J: You've got two weeks to enter, and all of the details are down in the description.
J: Good luck!
C: Have you had a nice day, wife?
J: I've had a marvellous day, wife.
J: And I love you very much.