- Do you think you would be in Cobra Kai or Miyagi-Do?
- Oh, Miyagi-Do.
Half the times I've interviewed you guys,
I've had a cat on my lap.
I'm gonna show you images of people.
People and characters that you should all know,
and you have to debate whether or not they would be
in Cobra Kai or Miyagi-Do.
- You come up with great games.
- Aw, I love it!
Ted Lasso.
- [Group] Miyagi-Do. - Absolutely Miyagi-Do.
He's got the spirit.
- He's too earnest to be in Cobra Kai.
- Yeah.
- He's got the spirit you could break.
- [Mary] Cobra Kai. - [Xolo] Miyagi-Do.
- I think Miyagi-Do for Eleven, yeah.
- [Gianni] Miyagi-Do. She loves the nerds.
- I could see... It'd be quite hilarious
to see her interacting with somebody,
like a Cobra Kai sensei.
- [Peyton] Mm-hmm.
- 'Cause I feel like she would just be like,
"Absolute... Like, no.
You are like Papa."
(group laughs)
- I think she will beat everyone.
- Face crushed in.
I think Miyagi-Do, but also it turned violent.
- [Mary] I say Cobra Kai.
I said Cobra Kai.
- Their head's shaved. It's Jacob.
(group laughs)
(group exclaims)
- [Group] Cobra Kai.
- I don't know.
- Yes.
- I'ma say by the end of it, Miyagi-Do.
- Yeah. - So chaotic.
- Yeah, by the end it's definitely Miyago-Do.
- She is Hawk then. - She's Hawk!
- Starts Cobra Kai. - Oh my gosh!
- She's a more badass, cooler version of Hawk.
- No, she's like Johnny.
She doesn't understand her kid. She's...
- I don't understand my kid. - She's cutthroat.
(Gianni laughs)
- Either way, I think we're all saying she starts Cobra Kai.
- Yeah, she's Hawk.
- She blames her problems on others.
- What? - Oh!
(Mary laughs)
- Oh, shucks.
- It was never my fault.
- [Mary] Mm.
- [Jacob] I don't know who that is.
- [Xolo] Miyagi-Do. - [Group] Lizzo!
- Are you s...
- Oh! - I'm sorry!
(group laughs)
- Cobra Kai. - I'm gonna say Miyagi-Do.
- Yeah. - Yeah, Miyagi-Do.
- Is she the one that sings the song that goes...
(Jacob sings)
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, that's the other one. - Oh.
- She plays the flute. (Mary laughs)
- Cobra Kai. - The flute is literally
the staple of Miyagi-Do. - Miyagi-Do.
- Of Cobra Kai. - Okay, then.
- Miyagi-Do.
(Mary laughs)
- [Xolo] Justin Beiber, neither.
(Jacob laughs) - Justin Beiber,
at this phase, he's-
- Eagle Fang. - Like Eagle Fang, yeah.
(group laughs)
- But he's like the dude who showed up randomly
at the park 'cause he was just already at the park
and ran into Eagle Fang training.
- [Xolo] "What's up, guys? Let's train."
- He's like, "Karate's badass. Yeah."
(group laughs)
- And then just post on his Instagram story
that he's... Yeah. (Mary laughs)
- "What's up, guys? Here..." (Jacob laughs)
- I cannot see Kreese teaching him.
The Weeknd. - [Mary] Oo.
- [Xolo] I don't know.
- I don't think he's hard enough for Cobra Kai.
- I'm gonna say Miyagi-Do.
- Miyagi-Do. - Yeah, Miyagi-Do.
- Miyagi-Do. - Yeah.
- [Mary] Cobra Kai.
- [Gianni] He does not play fair.
(Mary laughs) He's a dirty man.
- I will say I think it'd be funny if he was in Miyagi-Do
and silently rose through the ranks.
- [Gianni] Oh! (Mary laughs)
- I feel like he would be in Cobra Kai
and you'd get the vibe that he's super cutthroat
or whatever. Realistically, though, looking at him,
like vibe-wise, I feel like Kreese would think like,
"Oh, I could snap this guy like a twig."
And then, in reality, though, he's pretty badass.
- No, but he works it, man.
He's like an amazing warrior. - That's what I'm saying.
You know, but Cobra Kai.
- [Xolo] Drake. Miyagi-Do.
Yeah. (group laughs)
- Honestly don't know enough to have an opinion.
- Why you guys saying Miyagi-Do?
- 'Cause he's always in his feels.
(group laughs)
- You're in Miyagi-Do. What?
- No, I'm not.
- Because you're in nothing, but...
- No, yeah. - You're nothing!
(Mary laughs)
- Drake's gonna see this and he's not gonna let you
be in his next song.
- Drake, put me in, dawg.
(group laughs)
- Wait, aren't you in Miyagi-Do? Is that an insult?
- Oh, God. (group laughs)
Oh, Oh! Cobra Kai.
- Cobra Kai.
- She literally cuts a dude's throat.
- Yeah, she's- - Oh, then. Cobra Kai.
- Absolutely. - Cobra Kai.
- She has shot multiple people.
- Oh, she would scare me in there.
She would be...
- "Oh, Cobra Kai. She has shot multiple..."
(group laughs)
(group exclaims) - [Xolo] Cobra Kai.
- I would say beginning Miyagi-Do, or no, middle Miyagi-Do.
- Well, is it even beginning?
Because didn't they establish
that they were lying the whole time?
- No, she was super nice at first.
- [Mary] I wanna say Cobra Kai.
- Well, wait, she's the one that does the voodoo-woodoo on-
- Oh, you're talking about...
I'm saying from the entire MCU.
All of the movies.
- Yeah, but the comics?
- No, no, the movies. All of those-
- He's like, "Well, since episode three of Wandavision,
he's..." - [Mary] Yeah, exactly.
(group crosstalks)
You know, I'm gonna say Cobra Kai.
- Not evil.
- She's literally an antagonist.
- Did you see how she yelled at her kids, bro?
- Yeah, that was-
- They were singing about ice cream and she was like...
(Xolo grunts) (Jacob grunts)
That's Cobra Kai right there.
- I say she'd start Miyagi-Do 'cause she was nice
and then she turned evil.
- Bro, she literally- - That's how easy it is.
- Yeah, no. It's Cobra Kai. That's...
- (indistinct) I'll kill you.