- WE LIVE IN CHALLENGING TIMES. WE REALLY DO.
THERE'S SO MUCH TO DISCUSS ABOUT POLITICS,
THE ECONOMY, GLOBAL AFFAIRS.
BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT,
BECAUSE IT'S DAY THREE OF CAT WEEK.
[cheers and applause]
[fanfare]
- MEOW.
- OF COURSE, CAT WEEK WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE
WITHOUT OUR OFFICIAL SPONSOR, LITTER GENIE.
IF YOU HAVE A CAT, YOU NEED A LITTER GENIE.
IT'S THE BEST FOR CONTROLLING LITTER ODOR.
LITTER GENIE CAT LITTER STAYS SO CLEAN
THAT GENA LIKES TO USE IT TO EXFOLIATE HER FACE.
[audience groans]
YEAH, SHE DOES THAT.
BUT NOBODY SHOULD EVER DO THAT,
BECAUSE IT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
CAN YOU HEAR ME OVER THERE, GENA?
- WHAT? I DID NOT HEAR WHAT YOU SAID.
- NO, I SAID, "IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA."
- OKAY. IT FEELS SO GOOD THOUGH.
- OKAY, GREAT.
[laughter]
YOU SAY, "IT FEELS SO GOOD"? - FEELS SO NICE.
- OH.
- THAT'S WHY I DO IT.
- THAT'S WHY YOU DO IT?
- FEELS GOOD. [giggles]
- THAT'S GOOD. YEAH.
IT'S A DISGUSTING--
DO NOT DO IT ANYMORE.
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT.
SO LATELY, WE'VE BEEN PLAYING A GAME ON THE SHOW
CALLED "EPIC OR FAIL," AND IN HONOR OF CAT WEEK,
I THOUGHT RIGHT NOW
WE WOULD PLAY "EPIC OR FAIL: CAT EDITION."
AND I HAVE A PADDLE IN MY HAND.
AND ONE IS A "NO, IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT."
SEE, THE CAT-- "MM."
AND THEN THIS ONE IS LIKE,
"YEAH, THIS ALL WORKS OUT FINE."
SO LET'S SEE IF THIS IS--
THIS IS A CAT,
AND LET'S SEE IF WE ALL AGREE
THE CAT CAN TURN OFF A LIGHT.
SEEMS VERY HIGH.
WELL, I--I MEAN--NO?
[audience shouting]
YEAH.
WHY RECORD IT IF IT'S NOT GONNA BE POSITIVE?
[cheers and applause]
[bell dings]
- YEAH, WE WERE RIGHT ON THAT ONE.
ALL RIGHT, AND HERE'S-- AND I HAVE NOT SEEN THESE,
SO I'M JUST READING WHAT THEY ARE.
BUT IT'S A BOY ON A BIKE, AND IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE CAT.
THEY'RE SMART.
- I'M READY.
- READY, FREDDIE.
- OH.
I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
[audience shouting]
A FAIL?
IT'S THE STRANGEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN,
BUT I'LL SAY FAIL.
- CRYSTAL, CRYSTAL.
- OH, IT'S A HIGH--
[laughter and applause]
[bell dings]
IT'S A HIGH-FIVE.
AW.
WELL, THAT'S A BLACK AND WHITE CAT,
SO, OF COURSE, GENA, RIGHT?
OKAY.
HERE'S A CAT JUMPING OFF A CAR.
- FAIL. - MM.
[audience murmuring]
OH. OH.
[audience exclaims]
- NO, I DON'T-- THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD TO ME.
NO. YEAH. [audience shouting]
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
[audience exclaims]
[buzzer]
[chuckles]
IT WENT ABOUT 2 INCHES.
THAT'S NOT A CAT IN GOOD SHAPE RIGHT THERE.
SHOULDN'T EVEN BE OUTSIDE.
ARE YOU PLAYING TOO, GENA?
- YEAH, I JUST STARTED TO PLAY.
[laughter]
- THAT'S GOOD.
YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE, BUT, YOU KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, HERE IS A CAT.
GONNA JUMP ONTO A WARDROBE.
[audience shouting]
YOU THINK SO?
- YEP.
- YEAH, I DON'T-- NO, I DON'T THINK--
GENA SAYS YES, I SAY NO.
- YES.
[laughter]
[buzzer]
JUST KIDDING. - YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
- NO, YOU CAN'T TURN IT AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.
- I CAN'T HEAR YOU. - I SEE.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE IF A CAT CAN FIT INTO A VASE.
GENA, IS THAT SOMETHING YOU'VE TRIED TO DO BEFORE?
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- ALL RIGHT.
I SAY IT CAN SOMEHOW.
YEAH.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
[bell dings]
YEAH.
BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD THE CAT TRY THAT
UNLESS HE KNOWS THAT HE CAN DO THAT?
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S A CAT.
IT'S GONNA JUMP ON A ROOF, APPARENTLY.
[cat meowing]
- [smooching]
- OH. THERE'S A LADDER.
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS PUT THE LADDER UP.
I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S--
I DON'T KNOW. IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD TO ME.
I'M GONNA SAY NO.
[audience groaning, laughing]
OH!
[bell dings]
[applause]