I got another 15.
Not today, you don't. You're up.
You know the deal.
Successfully complete the mission, you get ten years off your sentence.
You fail to follow my orders in any way
and I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.
Good dog.
We are a black ops unit.
Meaning, nothing you see here ever happened.
Savant.
Your commanding officer will be Colonel Rick Flag.
Or would you rather be called Durlin?
I'd rather not be called at all.
But I'll do anything to get out of this hellhole.
Well, welcome to "anything."
So this is the famous Suicide Squad.
Well, we consider that term degrading.
The official term is "Task Force X."
And love 'em or hate 'em,
these are your brothers and sisters for the next few days.
Captain Boomerang.
Blackguard.
Mongal.
Javelin.
T.D.K.
Weasel.
And, of course...
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had to go number two.
Hmm, good to know.
Flag.
Oh, sorry. Comin' through.
Hey, Boomer.
What are you doing back in prison, Harls?
I got road rage. In a bank.
Oh. So sorry. Comin' through.
- Turn it around. There. No. - There? Here?
Put it in there. Now you're safe.
All right.
Thanks, man.
Prepare for liftoff. And away we go.
- Harley and T.D.K... - Digger.
...have they worked together before?
Not yet. I'm excited.
What does Savant do again?
It's Brian Durlin.
He's an expert in weapons and hand-to-hand combat.
Yeah, well, I'm putting 20 on him that he's gonna bite it.
Me too. And Weasel,
- Boomer and Mongal. - Yeah, I think...
Is Mongal an alien or some type of god?
- What are you doing? - Oh. Hey.
Just making sure everything was ready to go.
Good meeting, everybody.
Just our normal, casual morning meeting.
Yeah, I just gotta, uh, do this thing.
Nothing weird about it.
- Okay. - Oh, yeah.
Flag.
Yeah, we're T-minus five from the drop.
Get the whole team safely
to that beach, Colonel.
You will receive further orders once there.
We're in a butcher's freezer, Harls,
surrounded by dead hogs hangin' on hooks.
Only they don't know it yet.
Leave him alone, Boomer.
What does T.D.K. stand for?
What?
Your name is T.D.K., correct?
Yeah.
And it stands for what?
It stands for me.
It's what a name is.
Your name is letters?
All names are letters, dickhead.
I love your accent.
American women all love accents.
We do. 'Cause we don't got none.
- Yo, is this a dog? - What?
Is this thing a dog?
- A... A dog? - Yes.
What kind of dog do you think it is, mate?
I don't know, I'm not familiar with all the breeds.
I'm gonna go with Afghan Hound.
Since when does an Afghan Hound have bloody thumbs?
Oh, my God, is it a werewolf?
I've wanted to meet a werewolf forever.
- Yo, they sat me next to a werewolf? - That's not right.
Yo, let me out. I do not fuck with werewolves.
Hey, hey, he's not a werewolf, okay!
He's a weasel. He's harmless.
I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children,
but, you know, we got him to... I think he's agreed to do this.
Whatever the case, just everyone get into position to drop.