- Hate them so much.
I used to dance when I was younger
so when I used to do cheerleading,
when you cheerlead, they like (slurps) it on.
It's insane, so it's just like glue, tears, glue, tears.
(classical music)
What's up, y'all? It's Jessie Reyez,
and I'm here to play "Expensive Taste Test."
The rules of the game are that they're gonna place
two things in front of me and I have to decide
which of the two is the most expensive.
But ironically, I feel like my preference
is gonna be the least expensive
'cause driftwood and ghetto forever, so. (laughs)
(upbeat jazzy music)
(harp strings)
(sighs)
Ugh, is this Pony Malta?
Oh my God. What's most expensive?
Sometimes the expensive (beep) just does too much.
You know, sometimes they just do too much.
I may be wrong, but I feel like this one
is the most expensive. (ding)
(knock)
K, cool.
(upbeat jazzy music)
This one, I feel like they did the ripples
to try to be like, "Look, look at us."
But this is effortlessly more glamor,
like the more material and they more fuzzy it is.
It just feels and looks more classy, ya know what I mean?
This one. (ding)
And this is the inexpensive one.
(upbeat jazzy music)
This is cute.
What, where'd you guys get this one?
Do I have to leave this here? (chuckles)
Do I get a parting gift?
- [Producer] One is $30 and the other one is $212.
- No way. $30. 212. (ding)
Lit. (giggles)
(upbeat jazzy music)
Oh, you guys are slick.
You guys covered it up. True.
These are heavier off bat.
Yeah, these are just heavier.
Usually, if they're heavier
it's 'cause they're more heavy duty.
The manufacturers are tryin' to save money
so there's a reason why this is light as (beep.)
These ones are the most expensive ones.
(ding)
These are bootleg.
(slams shoes down)
Oh my God, bury me in Converse, what.
Bury me in Chucks, bury me in a t-shirt and Chucks.
(upbeat jazzy music)
Allo, allo.
Ya ya.
Allo, allo.
Ya ya.
♪ Merry Christmas Merry nothing ♪
♪ This December sucks ♪
♪ I'm alone under mistletoe ♪
♪ While you're (beep) a slut somewhere ♪
Allo.
I feel like this one's the more expensive one.
Am I wrong? (buzzer)
Son of a bitch! (giggles)
I am? That's cool.
Well, it jokes because this one you hear feedback, listen.
With this one, it's better quality.
It's better quality.
It doesn't matter that you're more expensive.
Fix your product. Thank you.
(giggles)
(upbeat jazzy music)
(harp strings)
Can I have a hemp?
(taps drumsticks)
I feel like these are more expensive.
Either I'm confused and these are for the electric one,
and then that's why these are gonna be more expensive,
or these are for a kid and a toy
and that's why there's so much heavy duty,
but just not as expensive.
Am I right? (buzzer)
Damn. (upbeat jazzy music)
Hate them so much. (harp strings)
I used to dance when I was younger
so when I used to do cheerleading,
when you cheerlead, they like (slurps) it on.
Doing music videos with these
and music videos that are underwater music videos
that are in negative (beep)
30 hundred million degrees is insane
because then you start tearing
and then the wind starts going
and then you end up looking like this
like you're about to take flight if you blink too much.
So it's a lot.
So it's a love hate thing.
The last time I wore them,
and the last time I'm gonna ever have worn them
was the "Love in the Dark" music video.
(pop) You could see them.
Cheesed and about 20% into the music video's
when I realized that I was like,
"I hate this. I need to take this off."
But we already 20% in.
So I had to just suck it up.
We just had to deal.
So it's just like glue, tears, glue, tears.
(beep) I dunno.
I think these are the most expensive ones.
They're darker. They're darker and longer.
But I might be wrong because it kinda feels like
this one feels more synthetic than this one.
But I still think these are most expensive.
(buzzer) Dammit.
(upbeat jazzy music)
Is it spring water or distilled?
The one that's bottled?
That's the bottle.
That's the bottle 'cause it's (beep) as (beep)
and I can taste like the chlorine.
I'm a water snob, but in the funniest way
'cause I prefer tap water 'cause tap water
tastes like spring water.
But this tastes like thick (beep) and chlorine syrup.
Right? New York's tap water is lit too though.
- [Producers] Yeah. - Y'all have good tap water.
(upbeat jazzy music)
(harp strings)
(silverware clanks)
(upbeat music)
I like this one more.
I feel like it's the cheaper one
'cause I like it more.
Is this the cheap one?
And this is something bougey?
(ding) See, mm-mm.
(upbeat music)
It was great, it was jokes.
I'm good for the tap water.
I'm good for the beers, and I'm good for the honey.
(giggles) Sounds like me.
Thank you for watching my "Expensive Taste Test."
My name is Jessie Reyez.
Make sure to subscribe to "Cosmo"
and be on the lookout for my debut album
"Before Love Came to Kill Us."
(upbeat music)