Hello, and welcome to the Halloween ask Matt. be prepared to get scared. Are you scared of ghosts? Only the white ones
At what age did you stop trick-or-treating? The minute I got a job
I can just buy candy didn't need to beg for it any bicycles pumpkin smashes these days. They're everywhere
Here's what you got to do?
rub Spicy peppers all of your pumpkins so that when these ne'er-do-wellers
Smash your pumpkins they get all this like spiciness on their hands
And they'll go to rub their eyes and then it will burn for days
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I'm serious house Papi
Are you it's pronounced spoopy and that's pronounced spooky without reading this out loud can you try to jump scare your viewers?
What's the best way to scare your siblings?
convince your parents to
Move without telling them what terrifying nightmare still haunts you from your childhood
You know that dream that I told you guys about on the RyC where a stranger. We're
[Beryl]. That's such a hard [thing] to say wheelbarrow we all barrel
Wheelbarrow, wheelbarrow wheel barrel we'll be all real yellow have you ever had a ghost experience no?
But I've seen some pretty white people
How do you explain the word spoopy to someone who doesn't know what it is?
Spoopy is defined as someone who doesn't know how to say spooky
How do I maximize candy and max the amount of houses I go to. Here's a little trick
Um a lot of people try to use the strategy where you have one costume
And then you travel all around your blocks to try and get candy
Here's a better tip
Get reversible clothes and have like five outfits and then go to the same house like seven times [you] barely have to walk anywhere
What is the weakest costume you've ever worn? this one
This is a stormtrooper onesie
This isn't even a blaster rifle. This is an AK-47 and I'm almost positive that the [hangar] is still in this costume
[do] you still like to carve pumpkins [not] as much as I like to carve?
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How spoopy are you feeling? Uh...it's pronounced spooky what scares you the most? Teeth stuff all the teeth stuff.BOO! Ah!
What will you carve into your pumpkin? [I] don't like a triangle
That's whatever marry kiss kill vampire werewolf and zombie Marry a vampire because they'll always be there for you
kiss a werewolf because you couldn't kiss them before you know the moon changes over, so then all will hairy and kill zombie because
Why not? Did you know that brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton? That's a mind bender
What scares you the most?
and Donald trump
Terrifying fear of comb-overs
Are you gonna be a Jedi for Halloween? No that's so played out, ahh?
Definitely sith. What's your favorite Halloween song Boogy Boogy boogy?
You know cuz I like to get down
How do I make this how we more scary [I] would suggest getting one of those signs um?
So that when like people walk up to your door. They read it. It says boo
Those are terrifying what is the most creative or lazy costume someone you know has worn for Halloween Ding ding ding Ding?
Call this the sleepy stormtrooper. What would you do in a slasher horror film situation I would definitely go
investigate what the noise was
You know I like [to] be where the action is would you sleep in a graveyard? Yes?
I would sleep in a graveyard, but only eternally
*Laughs at his own joke"
Have you played five nights at [Freddys] with the lights off?
[I] only do certain things with the lights off am I right guys ah? No, guys?
Have you and Amanda Faye ever done couples costumes? Yes, I went as the phantom and Amanda went as Christine
There you go if [your] zombie walking down the streets of Hollywood which delicious celebrity would you choose to eat?
I would pick a really big one. You know
I don't want to have to worry about where my next meals coming from when it comes to Halloween
What are your top three favorite candies?
You know you got your three main food groups candy corn Candy canes and syrups ever been in a haunted house?
Yeah, I'm living in one I get this like person that's wanders around just consistently yapping all day long
And I never know where it's coming
What is your favorite?
Monster um Mike Wazowski if you're Dead which person would you choose to haunt I choose to haunt someone that's scared of ghosts
I think that'd be very entertaining if you were a vampire who's blood would you drink?
Whoever is like really really big you know I don't want to worry about where my next drink is coming from have you ever experienced?
Something spoopy while trick-or-treating as a kid pronounced spooky
What's your favorite scary movie [the] minions those minions have got ulterior motives?
What's the creepiest Halloween costume you've seen someone wear?
I hate it when people put faces on the back of their heads like I get so confused which face am I supposed to talk
to I'm looking at you Voldemort. Can you ever be too old to go trick-or-treating my mom says the coff is 20?
No, no, no no no no okay
when you start growing a beard kid you just put on a mask [how] do I convince my friends to make a Halloween party if
We don't have it in poland. I want to be McGonagall. I think you could dream a little bit higher than professor McGonagall
Like for real? How do I avoid turning into a zombie? Just carry around one of these bad boys. Should do the trick
Hey
That's it for today's episode of ask Matt y'all have a safe Halloween, you hear?
Okay
Chewie!
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