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welcome back
many people don't realized that when Star Wars was originally released in 1975
it was actually a musical
a few critics said "this is ahead of its time"
but most just said "this is terrible"
but let's take a look
take these 2 over to the garage, will you? I want 'em cleaned up before dinner
but I was going to the Tosche station to pick up some power converters
you can waste time with your friends when your chores are done
come on
but I was going to the Tosche Station to pick up some power converters
Luke! Uncle Owen! (x2)
I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station
it just isn't fair
Tosche, Tosche Station
I'm never gonna get out of here
I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station
Uncle Owen!
Tosche, Tosche Station (Tosch)
to pick up some power converters
join me
it is your destiny
I am your father
together we can rule the galaxy
but I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station
it just isn't fair
Tosche, Tosche Station
I'm never gonna get out of here
I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station
Uncle Owen!
Tosche, Tosche Station (Tosch)
to pick up some power converters
Luke, what's wrong?
Leia… // Luke, tell me
what's troubling you?
I have to go
why?
I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station
I wish I could go with you
Tosche, Tosche Station
I'm never gonna get out of here
I was going to the Tosche, Tosche Station
Uncle Owen!
Tosche, Tosche Station (Tosch)
to pick up some power converters
the full version of Tosche Station ran 10 hours long
and although it was just as much of a bomb as the film
this love song between Han Solo and Princess Leia
was a surprise hit at #32 on the billboard charts
you scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
laugh it up fuzzball [wookiee]
scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
you're no help at all
you think I'm alright--come on, admit it
you stuck up, half-witted
scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
so long, princess
scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
no reward is worth this
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser-brain
[wookiee]
get this walking carpet out of my way [chromatic Wookiee]
after the record-shattering success of the non-musical Star Wars films
George Lucas finally had the creative freedom he'd always wanted
and with that creative freedom he released a 9-hour space pop opera
the gamble paid off because it included his highest-charting songs to date
"I Don't Like Sand" and "Conceived by Midi-Chlorians"
we used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us--
--I don't like sand
I wish that I could just wish away my feelings
but I can't
I don't like sand
I don't like sand, sand, sand
that is something I know I cannot do
it's coarse and rough and
here everything is soft and smooth
I wish that I could just wish away my feelings
I wish that I could just wish away
sand--I'm haunted by the
sand--in my very soul
sand, sand
are you suffering as much as I am?
sand--I can't breathe
sand--tormenting me
sand--I'm in agony
sand, sand--I don't like sand
I need a midi-chlorian count
over twenty thousand; what does that mean?
I'm not sure
I don't understand
midi-chlorians are a microscopic life form
what are midi-chlorians?
a microscopic life form
they live inside me?
it's possible he was conceived
by the midi-chlorians, midi-chlorians
OHHHH
we'll leave you with where the story is now as we watch a lovable Gungan's shocking rise to power
good night, thanks for watching, and may the force
impregnate you with its midi-chlorians
if you're a woman
by the grace of your training, I will not be seduced
EXSQUEEZE ME
I just need your guidance
okie-day!
Jedi gonna die like [sound of flaccid lip-flapping]
meesa Jar Jar Binks
Jedi gonna die like [sound of flaccid lip-flapping]
uh-huh, uh-huh
BOOM, GRAB THAT JEDI, POW
BOOM--meesa Jar Jar Binks
meesa do terrible things--TERRIBLE things
yousa people gonna die
BOOM, grab that Jedi, POW
Jedi gonna die like [Gungan death sound]
cause maybe one or twooey little bitty accidenty
sorry…sorry, not sorry
make sure to see another episode
and a song from our new show
and a longer Tosche Station for your stereo
SCHMOYOHO (accent on the yo)
just touch the boxes--they finally work on a phone
have a great day and a great life
but I was going to the Tosche, Tosche station (it just isn't fair)