- (children, dully) Poppy reacts to herself.
This episode: Kids React to Poppy.
- (Poppy) I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy.
- (Gabe) What?
- (Poppy) I am Poppy. - (Dominick) Okay, what is this?
- (Poppy) I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy.
I'm Poppy. - (Jacob) What is Poppy?
- (Poppy) I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy. - (Sydney) I know you're Poppy.
- (Jaxon) Hi there, Poppy.
- (Poppy) I'm Poppy. - No.
- (mimicking video) I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy. I am Pop--
- (Melanie) She's super pale. - I'm Poppy.
I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy. I'm Poppy.
I am Poppy. I'm Poppy.
- (Jaxon) Not weird at all.
Just... natural.
- (Caden) That was so weird. She scares me.
- (Sydney) What did I just watch?
- (FBE) This video is actually cut down.
The full video is actually over ten minutes long.
- (Caden) Are you serious?
- (Katrina) You don't to listen to the same thing over and over
and it gets so annoying.
- (Gabe) See, I couldn't finish that.
Is there a meaning to it?
♪ (unsettling music) ♪
- Hey.
- (Caden) What do you want? - Come down here.
- (Jaxon) Please, no.
- (Sydney) I don't want to come down there with you.
♪ (unsettling music) ♪
- (mimicking video) I am Poppy. - (Lucas) You're freaking me out.
- I wanted to see you. - (Gabe) What the heck?
- Thanks for coming down here with me.
- (Katrina) She's like a creepy doll.
- (Melanie) That one's creepy.
- (Lucas) Now I'm afraid to go to sleep.
- (Katrina) That music is really creepy.
- (Sydney) Yargh! I got chills down my spine.
- (mimicking video) In this video, I'm going to talk about how happy I am.
How happy are you? - (Caden) Not happy now!
- Are you happy most of the time?
- (Madison) This music sounds like a murder scene.
- Are you happy all the time?
(gasping) Oh no! - (Jaxon) I hate you!
- (demonic voice) Poppy, tell them about how much you hate me.
Tell them.
Poppy, tell them about how much...
- (Sydney) Oh god!
- (Lucas) What the heck?
- But I don't hate you.
- (demonic voice) Come on. You hate me, remember?
- No. - (Dominick) This is so creepy.
- (demonic voice) Bye. (poof!)
- (Madison) Poof!
- Why? - (Gabe) What the heck?
This is getting creepier.
- (Sydney) For some reason, I just want to watch more.
What are you doing to my emotions, Poppy?
♪ (creepy music) ♪
- I breath new life into my telephone with every charge.
My telephone defines me.
- (Caden) No, it doesn't.
- When it is dead, so am I.
- (Dominick) That's how a lot of people are in real life though.
- (Jaxon) She's trying to replicate a lot of people
that have a phone and if it's on low battery,
they're like, (thumping table) well, there goes my day.
- (Sydney) I think she's saying that technology
is everything these days.
- (mimicking Sydney) Poppy, are you a robot?
- (Poppy) I've been waiting so long for this moment,
but we're finally interviewing this plant.
- (Jacob) Okay.
- (Poppy) ...interviewing this plant.
- (Sydney) Dude, plants can't talk.
- (demonic voice) Hello, Poppy. Thank you so much for having me.
- (mimicking video) When's the last time you really felt alive?
- (Caden) This is like a basil plant.
Why do you need to talk to a plant?
- (demonic voice) Some days I wake up and I feel like I could take on the world,
full of life and energy.
And other days I feel like the life has been sucked
completely out of me.
- (Lucas) She's talking to-- - I feel the same way.
- (Lucas) ...and the plant's talking back.
- (demonic voice) You know, I often get down on myself
because of the way I look.
I find myself wishing I was born a human.
- Plants and humans aren't that different. - (Gabe) What?
- (demonic voice) I guess that's true.
I just wish you would stop killing and eating us.
- (Melanie gasps)
- (demonic voice) It hurts when we die.
You just can't hear us scream.
- (Katrina) Why is this happening?
- It feels good to be alive, don't you think?
- (demonic voice) Thank you for not killing me, Poppy.
- I like this plant. - (Katrina) Hmm.
I think she's kind of talking about the meaning of life.
- (Lucas) I'm freaked out.
- (Caden) I think she's psychotic, you know?
She's psychotic.
♪ (eerie lullaby music) ♪
- (mimicking video) Like, follow, subscribe.
- (Lucas) Like and subscribe? I'm not gonna--
I'm not gonna subscribe to you.
- (Jaxon) That's how a lot of people feel.
They'll do anything for likes.
- I feel validated by your views.
- (Melanie) She talks so slow.
- If we have a like button, why don't we have a love button?
- (Madison) WHY?!
- I'm uploading a video to YouTube.
- (Gabe) Ah, that's just creepy.
- (Katrina) I don't like her at all.
Some of her videos are annoying, creepy,
and all of these weird things that I hate.
- (Dominick) I just want to set down my headphones
and leave and run away right now.
♪ (eerie pulsating music) ♪
♪ (music continuing) ♪
♪ (music intensifying) ♪
♪ (music steadily growing creepier) ♪