The 4th of July is around the corner and it's time to party!
Oh, I know what you mean.
Whether you're sun bathing on the beach, enjoying ice cream with a buddy
or grilling up a feast!
There's a few Dos and Don'ts
that will be sure to get your 4th fired up!
Let's get this on like Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn!
Best summer ever starts now!
Number one.
Ice cream is the perfect addition to any 4th of July celebration.
Be sure you...
Oh, I want ice cream, move!
Do eat your ice cream before it melts.
[crunching]
[licking]
Don't have a meltdown.
[grunting]
Oh, come on!
[banging]
[explosion]
[screaming]
Number two.
Independence Day is an active holiday so you will be hungry!
That guy dressed like a hot dog, Mommy.
Do BBQ some hot dogs.
12 inches of deliciousness!
Don't BBQ the road.
I ain't paying you till I see my 1000 Texas wieners.
[horn beeping]
[gasping]
[screaming]
Wait, be caref--
[groaning]
Texas wieners!
Look, I'm making a wiener angel!
Number three.
July 4th can be hot!
Feel how sweaty I am!
- No, thank you! - And sunny!
I could look at it all day.
Do take a swim in the pool.
Cannonball!
Don't take a swig of the pool.
[whistle blowing]
Loud family, out!
- But we were just having fun! - Not fun!
Number four.
To have a proper 4th party, do take time to play with your friends.
- Ah! - Sorry!
Woo!
[laughing]
Don't play tricks on your friends.
Whoa!
Ow, Patrick! Ow, Patrick! Ow, Patrick! Ow, Patrick!
Looking at you, Patrick.
Number five.
There's nothing like some fresh fruit to spark up the fun!
Do eat your fruit!
A grape fresh from the vine, Your Ghostliness.
[munching]
A banana peeled to your liking, Your Incorporealness.
One watermelon fresh from the manure field, Your Spookiness.
Don't let your fruit eat you!
[screaming]
That's the creepiest thing I've ever seen!
Number six.
What's 4th of July without the beach?
- Beach! - Beach!
Do have a fun filled beach day.
- Coconuts! - Coconuts!
Don't be this guy at the beach.
You guys are way too old and unsightly for my beach
and I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
So polite.
Just like we raised him!
Number seven.
It's all about the look!
So why not dress up your eats this 4th?
Do make a cookie with red, white and blue filling.
Whoa!
Don't make a cookie with toothpaste filling.
Unless you're pranking your friends.
- What is that? - Oh, no!
Eugh!
Oh, sorry, I've been working a lot of over time lately.
Number eight.
Do take a road trip with the gang.
♪ We're gonna sing it all day long ♪
This is great!
♪ Let's all sing along ♪
Don't let SpongeBob drive.
[tires screeching]
What is wrong with you?
[explosion]
[screaming]
[crashing]
Number nine.
Do freak out on coasters.
[screaming]
Don't freak out on your friends.
[screaming]
What kind of place is this?
Number ten.
Do dance your way into the parade.
[crowd cheering]
[laughing maniacally]
Don't dance like nobody is watching.
[music playing]
Actually, do.
And whatever you do...
Don't forget the fireworks!
Fireworks!
[cheering]
[fireworks crackling]
[crashing]
Tell us! How do you celebrate?
Happy 4th of July, everyone!