Howdy partners [welcome] back to my ranch. actually top of the morning to you laddies my name is jacksepticeye!
And welcome back to Slime rancher.
I had to say it cause some people get pissed off that you don't do an intro
Which is kind of ridiculous...um but our slimes are doing pretty good these explody dudes are just insane
I'm kind of scared of them actually well, we're getting great plorts out of them
[oh] the best the most explosive poops the world has ever seen
Do not put, do not pick up these with your bare hands and don't pick them off with your bear hands either
Because these things these things, These will mess you up. Can I get that plort? Nope... gah fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it here we go. Here we go.
Here we go... get...stay back in there you big egg-shaped freak, okay?
I'm getting some great ports out of those guys which means I might move out you dudes um sorry excuse me ow
plort collector, please much safer why do I even go in there? Why do I even try to go in there?
All my little honey do dadder`s are in here actually I'mma feed you guys some pinks
Stop it
stop
Wait you guys eat fruit so fight get back get back in get back in hey. I'll push you coming
Yes, Cutie. Come here
You damn cute little son of a bitch, okay?
Maybe I give them Rockport's God my camera is like
Super highly contrasted right now like super overexposed and everything hey Peter Rockport
Okay, I make you horny [rock] largos
Here we go here. We go cuz you guys alicia wait
The [Rori] then Transform outside. Oh God. I need high walls. I forgot get back in there. [oh]
No, oh no do I [even] [up] for high Walls
Let me just see press. E to activate or press e. - yes high walls get back in there not today I
Don't have anymore [Rockport]. Where's the other dude go?
little honey
Honey, where are you there is good [harvest] me Garden?
What awesome, so I'm gonna put some carrots into the auto feeder of the other thing
And I want to get an auto feeder for my one on the left with [the] honey rocks
I'm gonna call them [from] now on honey racks
[we] need to water you or anything are you just gonna keep going?
[presi] remaining harvest time
Okay, cool Pressey to activate nutrients soil nutrients [ways] a special ranchers blend completed cup us for the bus blanket in the minerals in
ago crops grown and Nutrients oil always Yield a maximum harvest
Sprinkler ensures your crops are always watered making them grow twice as fast
Scarce lamb is tough tired model designed to keep wandering slimes away from your crops. [oh]
And I can remove my crops that only cost 10
There's a lot of stuff to do not a fucking money needed for all this shit man
You guys are full time. You know food it has to go all this in here. You guys gonna eat up
Aren't [you] yeah course yard um they take my rockies take my Rocky roads uh?
Give you a rock give you a rock everybody gets a rock and [ab] fuck ow
peaches
Come here. Come here. Where's the last dude you eat that there? We go? I'm tempted to transfer those guys in there I?
Might do that um cuz I wonder how much they give me
And the honey rocks but here on loading market prices. Thank you
Asshole [um] the Honey's are 58 and honey Roxton I?
Know [19] and [58] instead of getting aa a flirt as well as the stocks go up and down
I forgot to mention that like the stock market
[it] goes up and down. Which is crazy um so instead of [getting] seven and [fifty-eight]. I forget in nineteen and 58 right now
We at seven and nineteen from these guys, so I think I might just get rid of these
Dudes, it's time to say goodbye. It's time to say goodbye okay? [oh], I feel like a murderer. [I] feel like a monster
[I'm] sorry everyone at home [knows] freaking out like way you get rid of your slimes. There's cute
They are so cute, but I need something that Yields more money
Cuteness does not paid bills here. We go one at a time now one at a time aha
But these guys these guys yield better floors and they eat fruit and wow
fruit vegetables
[which] I only report. I already have pink. No. I only have vegetables in that thing. I can't even speak
Clear come here. Go in there be cute damn it
I will not have non cuteness on my ranch all sides must be cute
Don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me don't hit me. No hit me
[I] probably have to money in this like little [panic] companies into one two three
One two, three is there six in there now. I think six is a good amount. I think we can actually just boop
Plus, that's just fun to do
One of them escaped how did you get away from the pack oh?
God oh, God oh, God
[oh]
And buy your monster, how do I get the gold ports?
Who makes Gold Ports?
Audrey Gone dudes I find
This little gold ease going around there [like] Little teardrop shaped dudes
Alright. I so [make] [love] you. Hershey kisses. I think that's like the little shape that they're in okay
Where you go in here see if there's more chickens. I don't feel good about having the chickens
Just like lie around in these areas okay. He ate one
out I kind of feel like having them in the feeder router and just hanging around in the pen but
[that] stop it stop it stop it. [I] never know what to upgrade next whoa my fucking shit jet pack um
I saw [Marik's] [learn] [to] [play] [in] this game as well. Which is cool the more people playing this game the better
It's an awesome game. I love it
But people were showing us like the contrast between the two of us getting the jet pack
I got the chap jet Pack and I was like ah
Stupid shit jet pack, and then he got he was like it's so cool as he keeps saying all the time later
No, no, [it'd] been even better
I was only complaining and stuff with the [pink's] cuz if they ate everything, so I didn't have to travel [fire] [to] get food
yeah, I'm going to put a port collector on this one because
There's a lot of dudes in there
And they all explode and I do not want I do not want to mess with any of that
But I should put honey's and booms together cuz then [II] eat fruit then you eat vegetables
Or do you guys eat fruit fruit and veggie? Yeah? You guys eat fruit then and meat ah
That would've been a better idea
I gotta go off a fight we go off and we get some we get some honey ports wait there
Maybe honey ports back here actually I can just feed it to the booms in there, and then everyone will have a merry Christmas
Um cool
My farm is almost self-sustaining let commence phase two
There we go all horny boons, [and] [I] like the name of the better money booms so those guys should eat fruit and meat
so if I just throw in a bunch of chickens then
Then they're just going to poop out a bunch of honey's and boom plots which give me [a] lot of money
boom lords and Horny lords 57 or 58 each
However gold gold gold
When I give you
Gold [Lamé] he doesn't have any diet fuck how do we get the ports out of them alex? I'm rancher
It's such a fun game
It's so awesome
And a lot of people have been playing it lately as [well]
Um this and scrap mechanic are like the two games that everyone's playing now
because they're new they're new and they're fun and people like watching them and
Games that people like to record and people like watching are just a win-win so of course everyone's got to be playing them
But because some people got to them first well some people [got] to them first [they] say that in the loosest terms ever
But then you start playing them everyone's like are you copying this youtubers like no?
I'm gonna watch that youtuber to be able to copy though, not saying that like a dickish way
Just saying like it's people
Just like even when you have so many subscribers on the channel
People still say are you copying this youtuber it's like I thought I was past that I thought that was a an early days thing
But everyone says your coffee in the big channels now. I'm copying the small channels apparently never ends well
I
Mean I can see why [people] say it all [the] [time], but it's just such a ridiculous notion
to still have that be a thing on YouTube that people are saying ah
fuck
What did you guys eat? Are you fucking dicks [fuck] [entire] slimes?
[goddamn] it all my honey booms are gone
What the fuck is the point of having a [plourde] collector? If it doesn't collect the [port's] which is what causes these dick bags?
Yeah, I hope you die [in] the depths of hell
Let's go off to get some more honey booms
Dammit oh
I have a whole plethora of Slime knowledge. [I] know who you are
There's four slimes that I don't know
Well the gold one is one of them so I just found him and I was gonna
I was gonna look it up online to see what it is. [uh], but I guess I don't have them here
I probably still lock that up, honey slime. [I] don't know read any of that. Go away
Look at everyone taking a bath [ah] they're so cute. [I] need more chambers in my good. Oh. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope [fuckin] tears
Go away
Poop get out of here tire nobody likes you
He's not left does he he's just up on top of that thing now go out over the ancient?
It's a foxy
You know what there you go here? We go into the fucking water you go
There we go
The water there we go water kills them don't seek
[Katara's] are formed when a slime eats a port unlike the one it produces. That's what the slime a PD attorney
So I want to trust that for you
Mint mango
that sounds um a delicious I
Think [I] would like some of [that] please
I'm gonna get six booms, and I'm gonna feed them honey, honey pour it when I get back
Can I get back please?
I'm gonna get rid of my pink ones [I]
Think I'm going to take some mint mangoes with me
I mix mango
Awesome, mint. Mango sounds like something. I would like to eat please where's the fucking tower? [no], I can go suck a dick
But do whatever you want see why care? I don't give me all that money baby ah
Yeah, I got much money. We're getting now
Holy fuck now. I can unlock this area okay. I'm really jittery, huh?
Yeah, I swear English is my first language
And my only language actually cool. Who's the name of that place the Grotto [I]?
Don't know what's in the grotto, but I'm looking forward to finding out
Why don't you have a bunch of plorts?
Why aren't you going into my gun?
Come on. Man. [I] have to put a port collector on you as well. I don't even need you guys I
Mean these guys give me enough money now as it is. Did you pop out any more no. I have enough chickens in this
There's 19 chicken in that, you guys be fine.
Air dive! Enhance Jetpack thrusters that consume [20%] less energy, but produced double the fun. I want that!
That's something that I want! I need three fifty. Can you guys start shitting out a bit more, please?
Anybody got plorts for Jack?
Plorts for Jack? Hashtag plorts for Jack
No? Okay. You guys are gonna start producing some though if I fire some food into you.
Here we go
Yes, eat up my pretties, eat up. I said eat up, not fly away! Coolio, air dive!
Yeah, I want tank boosters well after a while, so
Still sucks
It's not like a [Jetpack]. It's more like a fucking water pack. What's in the grotto? Whoo? Oh?
Pretty these are just new areas like that
So what gets produced in here then?
Is this where phosphorus slimes can stay
Because there's no light in here
Well, I mean there is, but.. You know what I mean.
Ooooo, We might have to make a corral in here
Put phosphorus slimes into it. Yes! Well I do have like all the money now. (cut) Gots me some phosphorus slimes!
It's time to go test theory A1 Subject -D
which is
putting
phosphor slimes in here, a corral.
Purchase! Can I put high walls on it? Uh?
High walls yes, and I need 425 for an air net, okay
But put 6 of you guys in there. You guys die if you touch the light there?
No? I'ma put 6 more then just hanging around in here.
You guys eat fruit. I'ma be back with some fruit!
Don't you guys even worry! Jack's got you covered. Don't even need my phone anymore, I'm not even looking for gold slimes anymore
I ain't even messing with that shit, I ain't about that life anymore. I'm all about these phosphor slimes now my phosphor farm
Phosphor's big money. Makes nukes.
I don't know *laughs*
After [a] long day of wrangling up some slimes
Dealing with the plorts- like to just collect all the poop go home kick my feet up have myself a beer
Know what I'm saying? There's nothing like a cold brewski while contemplating life over
Why you're collecting little pink slimes shits every day
I mean, they're cute and all but there's nothing cute about collecting poop
No matter who you are no matter. What way you're doing it? There's nothing cute about it. I'm sorry
that's just the way it is that's just how I feel
Those are just my feelings. (cut) Also gonna have two corral's that eat different things
so like those eat fruit and meat and these guys eat fruit and veggie
So I can just put all my vegetables into this one
And then all the fruit and meat into the other one you guys eat everything, but [I'd] [already] care about you guys anymore
[sorry] to say but you're useless to me
so I wonder
[should] I make my phosphorus honey phosphorus?
Yeah, let's do [that]. Need to maximize my potential [need] to maximize the amount of money
I'm able to get out of these I need to maximize my exploitation values
Eat up now. Oh
You guys had some frizzidy-fruits lying around that you didn't even eat! Poom! I like how you can feed them shit
Just by firing it at their face. Eat up!
Where you going you can't fly away yay? [now]. I have honey phosphors!
honey and phosphor make some delicious [recipes]
Somebody else eat something a shout out more
Come on. There's fruit right here. You want some fruit [nuts] fruit in your face [ah]
Eat the fruit here. We go. He was hungry, [and] you're hungry
Who else is Hungry a tough Road A?
Tough Road, it's Daytime now
Day 9 6:40 a.m.. It is the break of dawn so now we test
And you're all still [alive] cool. I'm gonna put an ear night on you there. We go. No, but stuck here forever
[hahahaha] ah
Hilarious um
Auto feeder fuck I need 500 for that he put an auto feeder and a port Collector onion, and then
Everyone will be singing daisy
Tunes have your chickens. We're going to a new home. You're gonna love it
There was loads of places to run around though. [it's] a grass
Those are everything. What are you an elder? Hen?
An old bird whose egg-laying days are over
Easy no I get it
Eggs are over easy oh
Honest joke [I] like jokes in fact. I love jokes. I love making them. I love listening to them love
hearing them
I need to put more chickens into you, like a lot more chickens [ow]
Excuse me. I'm done feeding you fuckers and ron's giving you life, and then I can put the carrots into you
Everyone is going to be having a great Christmas, an elder hen
What if I just feed it to one of these and see what happens. There you go. WOAH Calm down!
He only gave out two plorts :(
The hell is the point of elder hen then? Finally going to see how my honey phosphors are doing!
Hey guys are we doing! look auto feeder
Yay, and now I could put the fruit in here you guys eat fruit right? Yeah, that's all you eat [uh]
Yeah, cuz the phosphors and the honey's only eat fruit so all you guys eat [our] fruit. That's probably a bad idea
there's no diversity in your diet now. You're going to have the squirts
I feel bad for you guys. I really do, and then I just need to have enough for a plort collector on that thing
And we'll be, we'll be great!!
I'll have three great little Corral's, earning me a lot of money
So that's what it's all about diversifying your portfolio. Just having a lot everyone's going into real estate these days
Slimes, [or] where's that man Slime supports?
There you go you see what I mean so much money so much cash money. I I even dealing in them digital transactions
[I] didn't hold her whole card cash
[whole] [card] cash ha ha ha
Cold hard cash is what I'm trying to say I
Don't even know what I'm trying to say if we put an auto feeder on this one in here
Then I'll have three Corral's when arenites high walls and auto feeders and [poor] collectors. Oh poor collectors what I'm actually putting on you
cha-ching
Amazing absolutely amazing [the] greatest wrench the world has ever seen anyway. I'm gonna leave this video here
We've made some great progress today. I feel like we've really dug deep and see what's inside. [oh]
Wait, that was our therapy session anyway
Thank you guys so much watch this episode if you liked it punch that like banana face
Oh, I got slime and I raised our own
Shh, thank you dude. I
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