Late last week, Fox News host Greg Gutfield on the five, decided to whine about the fact
that he no longer finds college students attractive.
And it's apparently not for a lack of trying, right?
Mr. Gutfield, who is 58 years old, went on a tear about how these college students, they're
not taking care of themselves.
They're actually intentionally trying to make themselves uglier, but I don't wanna put words
in his mouth.
So here it is, the, the actual clip.
Listen to Mr. Gutfeld himself.
Talk about why college kids just aren't turning him on anymore.
Here it is
About the evils of predatory lending.
Predatory lending pretty much are the college loans.
So make the banks and make, and, and, and make these schools pay it.
Don't make the taxpayers.
And last, college, college doesn't look like it's fun anymore, right?
I mean, have you seen a lot of the how miserable and how miserable looking a lot of the students
are, They're deliberately, like amplifying themselves.
You see them on, on TikTok, They're outta shape, they're asexual uug.
They like, they don't want, they're like rejecting.
They're rejecting the truth and beauty.
They all look like rejects from a Looney bin.
I'd steer clear at college too.
Congress make the college presidents come before you and explain why this stuff keeps
going up.
This should be a first start.
One more thing is up next.
Now I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the dude that came on at the end, that's like,
they need to be hauled before Congress to find out what's going on.
I'm assuming he's not talking about the people that Greg Gutfeld doesn't find attractive,
right?
Cause I, I, I don't think that's something congress would, could or should do.
Like, let's bring in the college kids.
Why aren't you prettier?
Um, I think he's actually referring to the fact that college adminis, uh, uh, uh, enrollment,
excuse me, has gone down, right?
It's 10% below pre pandemic levels.
And that is initially, by the way, what Fox was talking about in that segment before Greg
Gutfield let us know that he's just having trouble, uh, getting aroused by college students
these days.
Which, you know, you're 58.
It happens, bud.
It's just what happens as you get older.
You, you, the problem may be you.
Okay?
I think that's something we need to entertain at this point, that it's not that college
students look any different today than they did 10, 20, 30 years ago.
Maybe you're just getting older and, you know, your body's just not what it used to be.
By the way, can we talk for a moment about the fact that this dude, Greg Gutfeld is whining
about college?
Like, they don't take care of themselves.
They're overweight.
The dude's sitting in his chair like this belly hanging out and everything.
I mean, come on, You're really gonna sit there and mock the way other people look when you
can't even sit up straight.
You freaking ogre.
I mean, that's like me sitting there and mocking people for having bad hair.
You, you can't mock it if you have it yourself there, buddy.
But either way, I think we need to take a good hard look at why Greg Gutfeld is so obsessed
with how college students look.
But more importantly, how does Greg Gutfield know this?
Is he hanging out at college campuses?
Is he out there just ogling the students as they walk by?
I mean, how, how, how does he know this?
Right?
That's, that's the question I have.
Is it just from TikTok videos?
If so, maybe go look for more age appropriate videos.
You know, they have lots of fishing videos on TikTok, you know, that's fun to watch.
You, You could watch, uh, videos of funny animals, videos of goats screaming.
That's always a classic, right?
But no, you, you wanna look at the college girls and then you want to get mad on the
air, on national television about the fact that it's just not doing anything for you
these days.
I'm very sorry about that.
But on behalf of college students, I am not a college student, but I think I can speak
on their behalf right now.
Please stop objectifying them because you're probably creeping a hell of a lot of amount.