I need two big, strong guys
to help me out.
Sir, do you mind?
The light, it's like the Luxor.
I'm back in Vegas, it's coming,
reflecting right off of your head,
it's bringing me to you, sir.
Just jump on up.
Give him a hand, guys.
I need another.
(audience applauding)
She's like, yeah, you are so
in trouble later.
Do you mind, sir?
Give him a hand, guys.
He's going to be great.
How you doing?
Oh.
You're a little bigger up here.
Let's get you over here,
nice and graceful.
Sir, how are you doing?
How many pairs of shades--
these are the lady shades, too.
Look at these.
Come on,
he's rocking your shades too.
Give him a hand.
He's prepared.
We can put these over here
for a second.
What are your names, gentlemen?
- Jason.
- We got Jason from?
- American Fork.
- Jason is from American Fork.
Nobody cares.
OK.
I'm in Vegas, sorry.
Usually it's like, ah, New York
or LA.
And you are, sir?
- Dave.
- Dave, from?
- Farmington.
- Dave from Farmington.
(audience cheering)
I don't know where-- is that close?
- Ah, 20, 30 miles.
- OK.
He drove 30 miles to be here.
Jason, and--
- Dave.
- --Dave.
Still Dave.
Great Jason, Dave, have you guys
ever seen one of these before?
These are a lot of fun.
As I said, I perform in Las Vegas.
It got real quiet in here,
all of a sudden.
Who wants to jump on first?
Not going to happen.
Guys, I'm going to jump up there.
I do need a hand from you,
if that's all right.
Jason, let's get the right foot
in front of the tire.
Was that--
- Dave.
- Oh, now it's Dave.
Dave.
OK.
Right foot-- right foot in front
of the tire.
Dave, your job is to stop the cycle
going that way.
Are you on it?
- Sure.
- And--
- Yep.
It's right foot behind.
Right, Frank?
- Jason.
Great.
And--
- Dave.
Perfect.
Who's Frank?
Good.
Jason, and Dave.
Good.
Big step back with the outside foot.
Yeah really booty pop it there.
OK.
Perfect.
I thought my pants were tight,
it was like phew.
All right.
(audience laughing)
What else do you have in here?
Look at all these--
there's a lot going on here.
All right.
(audience laughing)
Very important not to move the hands
or the feet, guys.
Very important not to move the hands
or the feet.
OK.
All kidding aside,
do you guys know why I picked you,
good grip.
Oh, man.
Did you see that?
(audience applauding)
You guys are in the poncho zone,
right there.
(audience laughing)
You have a handkerchief in one
of those pockets?
(audience laughing)
Yeah.
Perfect.
OK.
All right.
Let's lean it forward, a little bit,
guys.
Good.
OK.
All right.
Yeah.
Count of three,
from the crowd if we can.
Guys, all together, one, two, three.
Perfect.
Good, guys.
Don't move the hands or the feet.
Perfect.
Good.
Straighten that up.
I don't want this to get awkward
for either of you guys.
Good.
(audience laughing)
That kind of tickles, back there,
sir.
I'll be honest.
All right.
You got the good side, sir.
(audience laughing)
How you doing back there?
You good, sir?
OK. Good.
This is easier, if you don't fight it, sir.
I'm just going to--
let's keep that foot
behind the tire, there.
Yeah.
Take the hand off.
Put your foot in front of the tire.
(audience laughing)
You guys are killing me.
Good.
You had one job.
(audience laughing)
Guys.
No.
You were in front, now.
In front.
You guys switched, that's fine.
That's fine.
Go put your foot behind the tire.
Straighten up.
Good, good.
Good.
Straighten up, sir.
What are you doing?
What?
OK.
Take your hand off there.
Straighten up, sir.
Put your hand back.
(audience laughing)
Right there.
You're doing all right.
Take that hand off, guys.
I'm trying to-- help me help you,
guys, here.
OK.
You take that hand off.
Good.
OK.
All right.
Good.
Now, who's this?
Frank?
Jason?
Can you raise the roof, sir?
Can you raise the roof?
My Butt's the roof, sir.
Give me a-- whoa.
OK.
You don't have to squeeze, sir.
Don't move your right thumb.
(audience laughing)
You guys are killing me.
All right.
Don't move the feet, guys.
Don't move the feet.
Move your hands.
Good.
You're killing me.
Good.
Straighten up.
Don't move the hands.
Don't move the feet.
Don't look up, sir.
Don't look up.
(audience laughing)
Homie don't play that, sir.
Don't let the tight pants fool you.
Guys, give them a hand.
Come on, they're doing a great job.
(audience applauding)
Your hand.
Your hand up here.
Yeah.
Take the other hands off,
and the feet apart.
Hands off.
Feet apart.
Good.
One more time, guys.
Show them the love.
Come on.
Wow.
That got intense tonight.
Yeah.
Keep it going for them.
Come on, guys.
Yeah.
(audience cheering)
Fist bump, guys.
Fist bump.
Blow it up.
(audience laughing)
Make it rain.
Jellyfish.
Awkward turtle.
Let's move on.
Jason, can you grab the bag
of marshmallows.
Good, Dave, don't leave me, sir.
Dave's like a bobblehead now.
All right.
Now back up, back up.
Take out one for yourself,
and give one to Dave.
Just be careful, they're Jet-Puffed.
Jet-Puffed.
OK.
- Jet-Puffed.
- Thank you, sir.
I thought that was funny, too.
It's a small crowd tonight.
There might be one joke
for everyone.
That was your joke.
OK, guys.
Unbelievable.
OK.
(audience laughing)
Back it up, guys.
Back it up.
Get back here.
On the count of three,
ladies and gentlemen, Jason,
and Dave,
will each throw their marshmallows,
high up into the air, and catch them
in their mouths.
(audience laughing)
I don't think it's going
to happen either, guys.
This side will all be cheering
for Jason.
(audience cheering)
Pretty good.
What about Dave?
Jason!
(audience cheering)
You guys in the middle,
you can pick who you like, OK.
All right.
You guys ready?
It'll be over soon, sir.
It's like a bad dream.
He hates me so much.
All right.
Here we go, 1, 2, 3, go.
No, 5, 4-- get it quick--
3-- hurry up-- 2.
5, 6, you know?
All right.
Diva.
(audience laughing)
Yeah.
Just put that one back in the bag.
I'll use it at the 9:30 show.
(audience laughing)
Like I did last night.
OK.
Here we go.
One, two, three, go, guys.
Come on, Dave.
(audience cheering)
What happened to you?
You can still get second place.
(audience laughing)
Right here.
Me and you, Dave, right here.
No. Give me a clean one.
That joke's only funny for you guys.
Give me a clean one.
I'm not your monkey.
What are you doing?
(audience laughing)
Now you're both have fingered it.
Give him the bag.
All right.
Right here, Dave.
Back it up.
And who's this?
- Jason.
Over here.
Open up your mouth, in case I miss.
Here we go.
Count of three.
Are you going on three
or after three?
- On three.
- On three?
- Yeah.
Good call.
After three, would be like four.
(audience laughing)
Hates me.
(audience laughing)
Wasn't even looking.
Don't encourage this.
(audience applauding)
- One, two, three.
- That was low.
That was low.
You guys are going to sit here,
till I catch this marshmallow.
It's very important to me.
- One, two, three.
(audience cheering)
- Heads up.
(audience laughing)
Heads up.
It's happening again.
All right.
(audience laughing)
I thought that joke was over.
Take out one more.
Jason, see the knives.
- Do I want to?
- Take your time.
(audience laughing)
Do you see the three razor-- yeah.
Well, just grab one.
Just grab one.
This isn't Cirque.
(audience laughing)
You're going to work with Dave.
Dave, impale the marshmallow
on the tip of the machete.
Yeah.
Just the tip.
Good.
This is the big finish.
Dave, open up your mouth.
Here we go.
Jason.
(audience laughing)
Dude, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I just peed a little.
Hand me the knife.
(audience laughing)
Jason had crazy eyes.
(audience laughing)
Dave, put the marshmallows down.
The table's right there.
(audience laughing)
I sure can pick them.
Give me two of the razor sharp
plastic juggling clubs Dave.
- Razor sharp.
- I am killing it with this guy,
right here.
He's like, they're not razor sharp
at all.
All right.
Toss them up.
You know what, just hand them to me.
OK.
All right.
Look at that.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, that's nasty.
That's nasty.
(audience laughing)
I got to avoid that.
All right.
Where are you going?
(audience laughing)
OK.
Back it up.
I'm not that good at this next one.
I will now attempt to eat
the marshmallow off the knife,
while juggling, simultaneously,
at the same time.
(audience laughing)
My mother would be so embarrassed,
if she saw me right now.
She's so much better at this trick.
(audience laughing)
Wait for it.
(audience cheering)
Give it up for these guys.
It's Jason, and Dave.
Show 'em the love!
Thank you very much.
Don't use that hand.
Thank you very much.
Great.
Dave, you're a good man.
Guys, keep it going.
Weren't they amazing?
(audience cheering)
Come on,
one more round of applause.
(audience cheering)
Dave, and Jason, thank you, guys,
very much.
Thank you, guys, for being
great sports.
We had some fun tonight.
That's what it's all about.