- Ah. - It sucks.
- It sucks. - I don't like it.
- I don't like it either.
- What's going on y'all?
Today, I'm here with David Alvareeezy
and I'll be ranking YouTuber products.
Also, make sure you stay until the end of the video
because I'm gonna combine all the YouTube products together
and then eat it.
- All right Ramon, close your eyes
'cause I'm gonna give everyone the secret word.
Close 'em, no peeking.
Alright guys, so every time Ramon says this secret word.
Boom, he will get hit by this water soaker by me.
You better not say it, Ramon.
- I'll try not to. - He's gonna say it a lot.
- Can I open my eyes now?
- Nope, you have to do this the whole video.
I'm just ready, dude.
- I can tell. - [David] Okay.
The Beast Burger.
Beast Burger, right here
and I got these beast fries,
which actually don't look that bad.
I've tried these before
and they looked absolutely like garbage.
But what's this box bro?
There's no branding.
- I'm supposed to be excited about this dude.
This looks-
- Smells like Jimmy.
- I was like, who's Jimmy?
The bun looks a little sad.
- It does look a little different
from the last Mr. Beast burger I had
but let's see how it tastes.
- I think you needed some water with it.
That's what they say.
- It does make it juicier.
- See, it makes it juicy.
- It's a little dry.
Gimme some water.
Oh yeah, that helped it.
Digestion's gonna be better.
I'm not impressed.
It taste very dry.
- Let me try some. I think I just hit you with that one
because I thought it was rude.
- [Ramon] Oh, okay.
- Dude, you know I'm a burger guy.
- I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well that's bad.
- It's just dry right?
- Jimmy, I know we're buddies and stuff.
It smelled like you.
It didn't taste like you.
- This does not look bad at all. Dig in there you know.
- [David] Ooh, the cheese just looks like it's one block.
- I feel like the fries could use some salt.
- It got no salt on that.
- The mustard and the ketchup really carrying this.
- Soggy too.
- It's not that bad.
- This would be good like if it's 3:00 AM,
everything else is closed.
- There's absolutely nothing.
There's nothing in your fridge,
but even then I might just go to sleep hungry.
- Yeah, that's true, that's true.
- Overall, I'm doing overall 'cause it's two items.
- [David] Bro, no way.
You're being too nice.
- Yeah. - [David] To Jimmy dude.
- Okay, you caught me.
There's no branding.
There's no sauce.
There's no salt.
- Go Gordon Ramsey on them right now.
What are you painting over there?
Why's it taking you so long?
- Well, there you go.
- Is that an ear?
What is that?
- It's supposed to be a two.
I was trying to be nice, but no I can't.
Mr. Beast bro, fix this dude.
There's some fries in there.
Can't forget your little pickle.
That's already not looking the best.
In my hand Faze Rug 1Up Challenge.
- [David] Oh.
Wait, what is this?
- Let's open it and find out.
So you open this.
Oh, so we got some citrus flavored sour gummy candy
and some neutralizer anti sour candy drink powder.
- Wow, you can read.
Who knew dude?
- Third grade level ahead.
Mix neutralizer with six ounces of water and set aside.
I don't need need that.
Step two, pop three gummies,
suck for 30 seconds without making a face.
- That's a whole instruction manual.
- This is a whole thing. - Oh my God.
Dude, kids aren't gonna do this.
They can't follow directions. - Do you wanna do it with me?
- I'll do it with you, let's do it.
- I don't know how to open.
- You can read but you can't open.
- Oh, so this is for you.
- I'm pretty sure people die if they eat.
- Interesting.
So we got some moist gummies in here.
- All right, first to make a face get soaked.
- Okay.
Alrighty, three, two, one, go.
- Oh, that is so ugly it make me-
- You call it sour.
It taste is pretty good.
I'd say it was sour.
- This is fun. - For you.
Like I was saying, the gummy, it had a little sour to it.
Like I tasted it, but nothing can faze me really.
- I'd be like...
It was actually pretty sour.
I'm not gonna lie. - It was sour.
- Really sour.
- I almost made a face immediately, but I didn't.
- [David] Solid eight.
- A solid eight. I think it could be a little more sour
but it's not intended for people like me.
You know, just feel different.
- You're Himothy.
- Cool.
- That's what we call Ramon behind his back.
'cause he is him.
- Who else calls me that?
- Just your parents. - Oh yeah.
I bet you're enjoying this David.
- [Both] We got Prime boys.
We got Prime.
Yeah.
- We're cool.
Lemonade and meta moon.
- I wanna go to the moon.
- This immediately just pops.
You see this somewhere?
You're like, what is that?
Smells like lemonade.
- It smells like the meta moon.
Who would've thought?
- What is the meta moon?
- Look man, if you don't know then you dunno.
- I like this.
- You gotta think about,
this is a hydration drink you know?
So like you have to picture like you playing soccer,
like basketball,
like you have to come back and you know when you...
- Just say action.
- And action.
- Oh yeah, Prime.
How was that?
- That was so good.
What did it taste like? - Prime.
- It's good. - [David] It is.
- I like it.
Let's trade.
I don't, I just don't know how to explain this.
- Yeah, this is weird because this kind of tastes
like these nut so now I'm pretty sure that is.
I got like your backwash.
Thanks. - Think of it as a collab.
Meta moon, I think it's pretty good.
I can't describe it, but...
- Maybe it's just electrolytes.
That's what electrolytes tastes like.
- I like both of them.
- [David] We got a nine and a 10 baby. Solid scoring.
Solid scoring.
- This one I want, just really good.
Yeah, I would get this every day if I had to.
- [David] Yeah, yeah.
- This is nice little second, you know.
But yeah, together 9.5.
A little lemonade in there.
How about some meta moon?
- [David] My God. - [Ramon] You wanna try it?
- I was gonna eat it with you, but then you know.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have the Feastables Karl Gummies.
It's only five grams of sugar per serving
and it's plant-based.
- Okay, healthy.
- So I could eat like thousands of these.
- You probably shouldn't Ramon.
- Okay, just making sure.
It smells like Karl.
It looks interesting.
- Not making a sour face though.
- I don't think it's that sour
but it has a hint of sour for me.
It's actually really good.
- You can taste a healthiness.
- Yeah, each little bite has a lot of flavor.
Not too sour, you know?
So if you don't want too much sour.
- They're smooth.
They didn't stick in my teeth either like the other ones.
- [Ramon] That's true.
- Those are pretty smooth.
- This is a nice quality gummy.
- Not a lot in the packaging though.
- This is all that's left. - [David] That's insane.
I would be mad if I was a parent
and I was buying these for my kids.
Like what did I just buy?
- A handful of gummies.
Taste-wise, I think this looks good.
- I'm just mad that they didn't put more in there.
I was taking it out on you. - And I'm with you there.
Am I ranking on like,
the overall packaging with how many gummies there are
or the actual taste?
- Well, I mean, the other ones you were just like overall...
Just...
Get in your game, dude.
Lock in.
- It tastes great.
- Here, let me help you out.
- Thank you. - I think you needed that.
- So I think it tastes great
but I do not like how they're stingy with the gummies.
- [David] Dude, I hate it too.
- It sucks. - It sucks.
- I don't like it.
- I don't like it either.
- That's why I'm giving them a seven.
- [David] A seven?
- I think it's an okay score.
- [David] Yes.
- Okay, now I got the Zamfam Hot Chocolate,
toffee and original.
This is from Rebecca Zamolo.
This looks cool.
Who doesn't like hot chocolate?
- [David] Everyone loves it.
I like the presentation though.
Like it looks really colorful.
I like the design.
- Chocolate.
It's halfway full.
- [David] No...
What is up with this dude?
- But let's see how it tastes,
what if it's like the greatest thing in the world
and they could only give us like a limited amount?
- Doesn't matter.
Did you have
Oh you have your own water, my bad.
That was on me.
- It's okay, we all make mistakes.
- Well, we can move on.
We're growing.
This is our first date dude.
- How am I doing?
- I don't know, I'm ready for the second one.
- Well, let's finish this one first.
- Yeah.
Tastes like hot chocolate like...
- [David] Pretty good? - It's pretty good.
I'd say that's classic hot chocolate.
- [David] Okay, lemme see.
- Oh yeah, that's good.
- No dude, I...
Oh yeah.
- That was just for not giving me some.
Why would you not hand me some?
We're a team.
- It was good.
I was gonna give you toffee.
- I wanted the other one.
- Well... - Now I gotta wait.
Yeah. - How do you pop this open?
- [David] Yeah, now you look stupid.
Now everyone's laughing in the comment section.
- When aren't they?
The toffee has a nice toffee smell.
Just smell it.
- Ooh, that does smell good.
- [Ramon] That's pungent.
Oh, okay.
- [David] Okay, okay.
I'm excited.
- I'm taking this one home.
- Hey, that's good.
That tastes good.
- Actually, so good I might just have to...
- I can't..
- What are you even writing over there?
- I can't, I can't.
I just...
- [David] 6.5.
- It's a 6.5 guys.
What am I doing?
Like what is this?
Jojo Siwa Strawberry Bop Cereal.
- Let's go.
This is the one I've also been excited to taste.
- This is cool.
This is a cool box,
and these look good too.
- You can just tell like, they don't look healthy
which means they're probably delicious.
- That pink 40 in this about to go crazy.
Woo.
Ooh.
Do you pour the milk first or the cereal?
- Anyone does milk first, they're crazy.
It's cereal first, right?
And then...
Okay, thank God dude.
I was about to walk out man.
- Good thing I asked them.
Hmm, a little heart marshmallow.
The marshmallows taste like Lucky Charms.
- I love Lucky Charms.
- This is pretty good.
- He looks like he is enjoying that one for sure.
- I would buy this.
- Gimme that.
I'm lactose intolerant.
- [Ramon] Same.
- But I'm gonna try it anyways.
That taste's really good.
- I didn't expect this to be bad
but I didn't expect to like it this much.
- If I was a kid, I'd tell my mom.
Mom we gotta get that Jojo Siwa cereal.
Let's go.
- No, this is good.
Like this is good.
The colors, the presentation, the branding,
the taste, the flavor, everything.
This is done right.
- I just wanted to say that that was a 10 out 10 cereal
which is why I sprayed you.
- Thank you.
- We'll finally agree on something.
Also Jojo, if you're seeing this, DM me back.
I'm just a big fan.
- Pizzafy by Airrack.
- Yes, this is what I wanted to try all day.
- Turn anything into pizza.
- Don't put your finger in there, dude.
I'm gonna have some of that.
I don't know if you've cleaned your fingers.
- You cleaned them with the water soaker.
- That's true.
Use your teeth.
- My fingers is where you draw the line,
but you want my teeth.
- [David] Well, I mean your teeth look clean.
Aw, did you put your lip on it though?
- ASMR.
- [David] Ooh, okay.
I got the tingles.
- Let's see how it tastes.
- I like my stuff really saucy.
- Is that saucy enough for you?
- Yes.
- Oh.
Turns water into pizza.
I got some on my shirt.
Should I try the shirt?
The shirt tastes like pizza.
My finger tastes like pizza.
It's just like really strong mar-
It's like really strong marinara sauce.
- I was just doing that because I wanted some
and I feel like I was trying to get your attention.
- Oh.
Well just say something then.
- Dude, it tastes like a Lunchable.
- Top five favorite pizzas ever.
So let's see if Pizzafy can turn crickets into pizza.
- No way.
- These are bacon and cheese crickets too.
Who made this bro?
- Who's doing this to you?
- Who sells crickets?
There's little legs.
It's like a challenge.
You know, this is the Crazy Gorilla Pizzafy challenge.
- Hmm. - You wanna try it with me?
- I would, but you know,
I just feel like I respect myself a little bit more.
- Gotcha.
- You know, and I feel like I have to drive later.
I feel like this might make me feel sick.
- [David] It looks hairy.
- It's a Whole cricket dude.
It's protein, right?
Smother with sauce.
- [David] That's almost cheating.
- Is it? - Respect the cricket.
- Oh my god, I heard the crunch.
Oh, there you go.
You put your tongue on it.
- Pizzafy definitely made that better.
- Oh God, you know gimme one.
- You want the Pizzafy?
- No, I'm just gonna have it without the...
Ramon. - Well, I don't know.
It's like a potato chip.
- Oh God, I did not taste the bacon and cheese on that.
- That's how good the sauce is you know?
It took away the cricket taste.
I do like it.
I do like my...
I do like my pizza.
I like my sauce.
- You got some of the sauce right here.
- Oh, thank you.
- [David] I was helping you out dude.
- Thank you, I appreciate
I'm so wet I can't write.
Can you read that?
- I think you try to put a two,
but you might've put an eight.
- An eight.
- [David] Oh, okay.
- This is an eight.
If it makes a cricket taste good,
you're good in my book.
- I was trying to get the board.
- Mm. - So you can clean it.
- [Ramon] Oh, okay.
Y'all see that?
In theory, this should taste like pizza right?
Right?
I got the Feastables Mr. Beast Bar Deez Nuts.
- Ha, got them.
- Have you tried these?
- No.
- We're gonna try them together.
- Ooh, let's go. - How about that?
- It's grass fed milk dude.
They had milk and then they put up
like probably a bucket of grass in there.
- Oh look, it says share and devour.
I should have just gave you that part, but it's fine.
You can have your own bar.
- That's kind of a funny joke though.
I like that they did that.
- Anytime now.
- Oh, you know what this smells like? Deez nuts.
Got them.
- It's like a Reese's pieces in a bar.
- No, it's pretty good.
- If someone offered me one,
I don't think it's the greatest thing
I've ever had in my life.
Mr. Beast is a beast, let me say that.
- You think we'll ever be friends with him?
- He doesn't wanna be my friend.
I'm trying my best, bro.
- [David] 8.5, that's solid.
- 8.5.
- That's pretty good.
Yeah, yeah. - It's really good.
The name's crazy, Deez Nuts.
- Deez Nuts.
- Great name, good packaging.
Good product, good quality.
- I'm actually not even sure, you said the word.
- The marshmallows take like Lucky Charms
but I feel like you might have.
- It's okay, I needed that one.
- [David] Yeah, I think you did.
- [Ramon] Oh, the bread's soggy.
- [David] I'm starting to think people don't like you
in your production team.
- Oh, this is about the chocolate with the bread.
Hold on guys.
Yeah, I can't look at it.
- [David] Dude, it looks so gross.
- Subscribe.
- The months crazy, dude.
That's insane.
- What is that?
But it kind of does take like pizza,
you wanna try it out?
Oh, thank you.