- But you can't walk!
- Then I'll back flip!
(Jordan laughing) (color bars beeping)
- Heading for a halo, hearing voices, and it's not a tumor.
- It's not a tumor.
- Today we're back at it breaking down
and reacting to all of the hilarious medical scenes
and wild injuries from "American Dad! #7."
Let's dive right in. (color bars beeping)
- Sup, my ninjas?
- Jesus, Roger!
- Oh my God!
- What is this thing On Roger's head?
You actually see some blood vessels on the outer aspect.
Those actually look more like our veins
that we can see on the surface and look blue
because of the way the light hits our skin,
and then the dark redness
and the muscle tissue underneath.
- Do you want me to call you an ambulance?
- Why?
- An ambulance should be used in an emergent situation.
Basically nobody around to take you
to the hospital versus taking a cab.
I'll never tell somebody not to call an ambulance,
but you need to use your discretion.
Are you taking away service that could be used
for somebody in a life and death situation?
- This channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
- Roger, you have a tumor on your head.
You need to see a doctor.
- What? Why?
I'm fine. Plus I just have so much to do.
- If this is a tumor or a mass
or a growth on any part of your body,
if it starts growing slowly, you go see a doctor right away.
You don't let it get this big. (buzzer buzzing)
It might spread somewhere else quickly,
versus did this happen instantaneously,
then it's a different story.
- (sniffing) Who's scorchin' all that copper wire?
Smells great. Agh! (tumor sloshing)
- Roger, listen to me.
You need to go to a doctor right now.
- Wow. - You could be dying.
- Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. That's you. (laughing)
- Wow.
So the mass is interfering with receptive information.
Very concerning.
Which lobe of the brain that they're in will depend
on the symptoms that you actually express out.
If there's personality changes, it could be a frontal lobe,
or if there's visual changes, it can be an occipital lobe.
- Well, on ya catch the side flip.
(Roger thudding)
- Oh man. It could be a tumor.
It could be a cyst, just fluid underneath the skin.
It could be a massive hematoma,
which is blood under the skin.
(lively dance music) (Jordan laughing)
(phone beeping)
- Okay, sure.
That was my Black Cherry Zevia.
(Stan thudding) - Oh!
When somebody punches another person
in the face, you increase the risk
of having a mandibular fracture, aka your jaw,
or you can have a maxilla fracture up top here.
You can also have a zygomatic arch fracture,
which is up on the side.
It just depends.
You can also break teeth, fracture teeth.
- My tooth was cut in half.
- [Jordan] Lacerations inside the mouth.
- Oh, good! You're awake.
I have terrible news.
Stan, your jaw is completely shattered.
- Need sandwiches.
- When a doctor says a bone is shattered...
- They shatter.
- We mean like a piece of glass.
(glass breaking) Multiple pieces.
We call it comminuted.
(serious newscast music) Sometimes when you hear it
in the news, they'll actually say compound.
It all means the same thing.
- Sandwiches? Oh, hell no.
Your life is headed in another direction right now.
You're entering the straw phase.
- When somebody has a jaw fracture,
typically, we'll actually wire your jaw shut
and have it there as a splint.
You'll be given a pair of pliers to keep
in your pocket just in case you get nauseous
and you feel like you're going to vomit.
(triumphant music) Oh my gosh.
Trying to bust through.
I love the music. Oh my gosh.
Broke through the apparatus, which people sometimes do.
Break through a cast or these different types
of metal devices.
Could he actually chew the sandwich?
Are the bones healing appropriately enough?
Will he re-fracture them or displace them?
Maybe.
- Oh. (grunting)
- Oh man! (laughing)
- Oh man.
- It is a basic instinct when you actually fall
that you reach out to protect yourself.
If somebody actually has significant facial trauma
and no abrasions or wounds to their arms or their hands,
then you're concerned that they've passed
out before they actually fell to the ground.
- I've had this judgmental voice of self-doubt
in my head my whole life, but now it's gotten so constant,
I'm doubting everything.
- [Jordan] Self-doubt, self-talk, hearing voices...
- I'm possessed!
- Negativity, I think that's common, but that is different
than when somebody would say have schizophrenia
when they're actually hearing auditory
or visual type hallucinations.
- I do, of course, have a tried and true therapy
for this situation that's never been tested.
- I will try anything to get this voice out of my head.
- Fantastic. Get ready for a little HIV.
High Intensity Visualization.
- Oh, okay. Woo!
High Intensity Visualization
versus Human Immunodeficiency Virus.
- Okay.
This should only be done by a trained therapist,
otherwise you'll get AIDS.
Automatic Intense Devisualization Syndrome.
- Oh my gosh.
I see what they're trying to do with this show.
Trying to mess with us with different acronyms.
- BOBODDY. BOBODDY.
- But no, not talking about once the HIV has taken
over somebody's system and has AIDS defining illnesses,
which would characterize it.
Little yoga mat action.
- Let's get this critical voice out
of your head and into that painting.
- This is never gonna work.
- Start taking deep breaths in and out.
Take in the painting in front of you
and rid yourself of your critical voice.
- So there are cognitive behavioral therapies,
which are very good to basically try to work
through different processes that inhibit you
from being your best and most productive self.
- I send it away. (wind whooshing)
I don't hear it. Nothing!
It's gone!
- We have medications that we give
to help calm different situations down.
So say somebody has schizophrenia,
and they're having auditory and visual hallucinations,
obviously we make sure that there's no other cause.
Bleeding, electrolyte abnormality, infection,
lots of different things.
It's a very difficult disease process to work through.
- Concrete flip it is.
- Whoa. Yeah, no.
Bad idea.
(wind whooshing)
- Yeah! - Oh, no.
(liquid splashing)
(ice clinking)
(Stan screaming) (Jordan gasping)
(bones cracking) (Jordan gasping)
- Oh my gosh.
Gotta be really careful around the pool.
This is quite common.
We see people come to the emergency department
often, slipping on different objects
because of different surfaces.
So, if he was on grass, it's a little bit more give
because of the earth.
- Welcome to Earth.
- Hm.
Looks like somebody had a long, nasty dank (bleep) slip.
- It was me doc.
- Nasty as they come.
- Do you mind?
I'm talking to the slipper. - Whoa!
Doctor's a little mean.
You need to have a little bit better bedside manner.
He is in what we call a halo.
This is screwed at four points
into your skull, into the bone.
- Bone!
- And the apparatus
on the chest is actually just sitting there.
- Stan, I have horrible news. You will never walk again.
- Oh, God!
- Do you mind?
- Cervical spine injuries, yes, can cause somebody
to be a quadriplegic, a paraplegic.
Para meaning two, quad meaning four.
It depends on where the spinal cord injury is
to what it innervates.
- Because of the nature
of your fall- - Oh my gosh.
- You will only be able to back flip from now on.
I need to get to the patent office before Dr. Slippy!
- But you can't walk!
- Then I'll back flip!
(Jordan laughing)
- Imagine a patient was doing back flips.
- That back flip though.
- The brain is a very powerful organ,
and so if you believe that you're going
to get better, the chances are more likely
that you're going to get better, obviously.
Sometimes that doesn't work out, but I definitely believe
in the power of the mind.
So "American Dad," these clips were actually quite good.
Learning from these type of shows are quite important.
They give us an entertainment factor,
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