The Seattle Supercenter welcomes you to this exhibition match
between CFC champion Shelby Marx
and Carly Shay, who has a webshow.
And here comes the main event.
[whistling]
- Okay, you're up, kid. - Have fun out there.
All right make us proud, remember- Ahh!
Dude... not cool.
Sorry.
- You better get out there. - Okay.
And here we go...
Hi.
Okay, ladies, this is the main event.
It's showtime.
Let's give the millions of fans watching a good fight.
Go back to your corners and let's get ready
to rock 'n' roll.
Cool.
Oh.
- You ready? - Uh-huh.
Mouth open.
Okay kiddo, go out there and have fun.
I will.
Now remember, since this is just an exhibition match,
it's only scheduled for one three-minute round,
but no one has ever lasted a full round with Shelby Marx,
so I doubt that even matters.
Well, thanks for making me feel stupid, Marvin.
Fighter, are you ready?
[whistling]
- Fight! - C'mon Shelby!
Come on, Shelby!
This is kind of fun. Whew.
[cheering]
Ow!
[laughing]
Time-out.
- Time-out? - No time-outs!
You can't call a time-out!
Well, I just did!
We have an unofficial time out.
Okay, that girl is trying to kill me.
I thought she was gonna go easy on you.
- That's what she said. - I don't know what she's doing.
[whistling]
Let's go, Shay.
- Go on, Carly. - You can do it.
Take her down!
Hi, Shelby, remember how you promised
to go easy on me, and not really hit-
Aah!
Stop! Stop!
Let go, Carly! Let go off her leg!
Shay, hanging on to the left leg of the champion.
Very unusual.
I don't think we've seen this technique before.
Let go of my leg.
Never.
- Hang on to her leg. - Don't let go!
- Come on! - Hang on!
Stay with her!
Marx, trying to shake Shay off her leg.
But Shay is hanging on for dear life.
Hang on!
Will someone pry this girl off my leg so I can punch her?
Marx getting frustrated.
Carly, only ten seconds left in the round.
Hang on, kiddo!
Okay!
Eight more seconds
and Carly Shay will be the first girl
to ever last a full round with Shelby Marx.
[cheering]
In five, four, three, two, one.
[bell ringing] Yeah! Whoo!
That's a foul!
[screaming]
And there goes Carly Shay, running away, screaming.
That's a foul! Isn't that a foul?!
- Carly! - Carly!
- Carly! - I don't know where she is,
- check there. - Oh man.
- Uh. - Carly.
Definitely not down there.
- What if she went to the- - Guys, over here.
Hey. Nice fighting.
You rocked.
That was amazing.
You were awesome.
You didn't throw one punch or kick
and you looked like a total spaz out there,
but you lasted a whole round
with a topnotch professional fighter.
Way to be, kid.
[overlapping chatter]
Hey, why's everyone getting all-
[shrieking]
What do you want?
Talk to Carly. I wanna to ask her why-
I'm so sorry. Oof!
Ow. Ha-ha. I'm gonna go wait in the car.
What happened tonight?
You promised you were gonna go easy on me.
All I know is that some kid came to my gym, and played me a video
showing you guys at the press conference
talking about how you were gonna push my grandmother down.
What kid?
I don't know, about this tall.
Our age, round head, polite, but super creepy.
Nevel.
Now I get it.
Nevel must have made a fake video.
That little nub.
Maybe he's still here.
- Go check it out. - Right.
Nevel's head kinda round.
- Like a melon. - Yeah.
Let me go, I mean it, Freddie Benson.
I have rights.
You can not legally drag me here against my will
or I will drag you into the courthouse.
- I will see you there- - All right, I let go.
Gibby, lights.
Lights.
Okay Freddie, I'm not scared of you.
That's cool.
Hello, Nevel.
I'm not scared of you either.
S'up Nevel?
Okay, you, I'm scared of.
Just admit it.
Admit what?
That you tricked Shelby Marx with some fake video.
That made it look like I meant to tackle her grandmother.
[gasping] I did no such thing.
Okay, I tricked Shelby.
So?
[clearing throat] Hi, Nevel.
Oh dear.
Oh okay, okay. What are you gonna do?
Ladies, my pants are very expensive.
[screaming]