This is Nick Confidential: Top Ten Secrets you don't know
about the Casagrandes.
Number ten: The Casagrandes have great disguises.
Hello there, deary, it's me, Great Aunt Millie.
Aunt Millie!
You feel lumpy.
Thank you, sweetie! I've been getting ripped in the afterlife.
I've got your favorite perfume.
Well that was a great visit, but I better get back to the gym.
They don't call me Aunt Tred-Millie for nothing!
Bye, Aunt Millie!
Number nine: Ronnie Anne and Sid are professional wrestlers.
All right, here's the plan.
You lure them over here and I'll jump off the ropes and pin 'em.
Just channel your aggression.
[grunting]
Come on, you can do it What makes you angry? Tap into your tough side.
[grunting]
- Ooh, a butterfly! - Sid, wait!
[gasping]
- Sid, look out! - Aw.
- Hiya! - Ah!
[screaming]
If you want to see the rematch in person, come down to the Great Lakes City arena.
This Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
Kids seats are just 500 bucks!
Wrestling! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Number eight: Bobby has no problem keeping a secret.
Order up! One pork, one sweet.
Ooh, that's me!
[gasping]
Abuela's coming! Abort! Abort!
[moaning]
[screaming]
Abuela, hi, hi! I, uh...
I thought you were doing repairs.
I was. I'm heading to Jack's Hardware for more parts.
Bobby, do you need to go potty?
What? No. Uh uh. Actually, yes.
Bye.
Number seven: Ronnie Anne and Sid are amazing entrepreneurs.
Aw man, we're losing way more money than we're making today.
But at least we got all the dogs back.
[barking]
Sid, the whistle!
[barking]
- Wait! - Whoa!
[barking]
Whoa, whoa! Oh!
Hey!
[screaming]
Number six: Bobby is a yoga expert.
Lori and I have been taking an online yoga class together.
Behold, the dinner chair pose. Your seat awaits, Vito.
Pleasure doing business with you.
[grunting]
Man, all that street fair food, I must have put on twenty pounds today.
You got this, Bobby, be the chair.
I can feel the AC already.
Oh, I'm feeling regret.
Yes!
[grunting]
No!
[grunting]
And if you've already mastered the dinner chair pose,
try out the bug on your shirt pose.
[screaming]
- The crying while cutting onions pose. - This is great.
Or, for the more advanced viewers, the falling down the garbage chute pose.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[screaming]
Number five: Rosa is an amazing dancer.
Quick Abuela, hide the lizards!1
Mr. Scully, we weren't expecting you.
I'm here to install the new smoke detectors.
Wait, you can't install anything on an empty stomach.
Abuela was just about to start cooking.
You know me, always cooking!
Are you feeling okay?
You seem a little jumpy.
Abuela, that's enough salsa dancing.
I always dance when I cook.
Number four: the Casagrandes are great at charades.
Oh, are we playing charades?
I know! You're a rat trying to get out of a burrito.
- Nailed it. - No, that's not it, Hector.
Let's see. You're long and you're wiggly. You're spaghetti.
Oh, you're a...
No!
- Snake! - Oh...
I still think it's a rat in a burrito.
Number three: Ronnie Anne is a huge romantic.
Is there someplace where we can sit down and be alone together?
Together... together... together...
There's something important I want to share with you.
[screaming]
Destino... boom!
You just got estrella-ed!
How about you take him to the pizza place down the street?
It's the perfect spot for two young people to talk.
- Ay, mi ojo! - Ah, sorry Abuela.
Pizza sounds great.
Um, yeah, great! Pizza it is!
I just forgot my thing in the house. I'll be right back.
Wait. She's delaying getting pizza? Pizza! Like this stuff right here.
Who would wait longer than they need to for pizza?
With the cheese and the sauce...
And the crust, and the... pineapple? Ugh, next!
Number two: Sid is an amazing skateboarder.
Am I shredding yet?
Almost.
Why don't we try it on the board now?
Now balance one foot on the board while pushing off with the other.
Yes! See, you're a natural.
Wanna to try a little faster now?
I'm comfortable with this speed.
Good enough. Welcome to the team.
- Whoa! - Now we only need one more skater.
We could hold tryouts.
- Brilliant! - Woohoo!
[grunting]
I'll catch up with ya...
And number one: the Casagrandes are completely self-reliant.
Tia Maria, I found a new match for you.
He's between jobs, but he's super handsome.
Ow! Mom, I dropped a pineapple on my foot,
and then I spilled hot sauce on it.
The pain! The burn!
Quick, come to my room.
Tia Maria, I need you.
The glue situation has gotten worse.
You can't hide from love, Tia Maria!
Oh, I need to show her my masterpiece.
Ah! That was my good foot.
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I'm starving.
I knew it.
Good thing I came prepared.