Hi Guys we as men get a lot of agro from the women in our lives about the disgusting this
we do but have you guys ever wanted to know what disgusting things women do when we are
not around well in my humble opinion some of these things in this list are a lot worse
than we as men do so let’s take a look at the 10 Disgusting things women do.
10 Smelling her crotch.
Women will go ahead and smell their crotch region to see how the stank down there is,
obviously walking around all day especially in the summer will of course make it sweaty
down there we as men share that pain with you,
But when that time of the month comes around the stink down there can get a lot worse and
having a bad smelling crotch while walking around in your summer dress is something that
will even put the flies of their food.
9 They Look In the Toilet So guys one of our favourite past times is
taking a look at the master piece we have just sculpted moulded shaped and accomplished
after sitting on the toilet for several hours, we want to be able to have the satisfaction
of seeing what we have been able to produce while reading the newspaper and who said men
couldn’t multi task.
However guy’s women win this one hands down, think about it once a month every month for
at least half their lives they have to pass their uterus lining which is congealed with
thick chunky blood that looks like some sort of crazy experiment gone horribly wrong when
it hits the toilet water, but combine this with a large steaming crap that’s when women
take the gold.
8 Making a DIY pad out of toilet paper Now there is nothing close that we men can
do to copy this one you girls are on your own and in my humble opinion I’m happy we
can’t copy this.
One of the things that women do is “do it yourself” maxi pads.
So as they reach Red October status they can be caught off guard and of course this can
happen without a backup plan and there is no Shaun Connery to save them now.
What are they going to do, well they are going to run to the nearest public toilet, it can
be in the closest McDonalds or nearest shopping mall but they will go in there grab a hand
full of toilet paper and wrap it around their underwear several times to make their make
shift sanitary towel this will stop everything running onto their panties or running down
their legs.
7 Popping their own pimples…and liking it The ritual will start with them going to the
bathroom to get ready for bed, in that time they are taking of their makeup brushing their
teeth and all the usual things, but they will also stand there in front of the mirror popping
their pimples, this alone brings share glee and delight to them, and the more puss that
is expelled from a single pore the bigger the smile gets on their face.
But they don’t stop their when they run out of black heads or pimples they will go
and find the next unsuspecting victim and in most cases the boyfriend or the husband
gets the brunt of the attack.
I’ll be standing there in the bathroom in the morning trying to get ready when i notice
out of the corner of my eye the girlfriend sneaking up on me but to try and find her
next fix of pimple popping 6 Going days without showering because it’s
too much work.
We Men have to shower because we stink from head to toe and will get it in the neck if
we don’t.
Some of us need to take at least two showers a day.
Girls will skip the full shower in favour of a “bird bath.”
But she’ll never let you know that because then you’ll think she’s “dirty” – and
not in a good way.
Girls tend to take a full-on shower once a week.
Many girls will wash the essentials every day, so men are none the wiser because girls
won’t stink.
Nevertheless, there’s something unsettling about knowing that girls’ arms, torsos and
legs don’t see a good cleaning but once every seven days.
5 Forgetting to put on deodorant.
Forgetting to put on deodorant isn’t the crime of the century but you combine that
with what we just learned before that they don’t shower for up to 7 days then it’s
difficult to forgive not putting on deodorant.
So guys the next time that your girlfriend, wife, sister, mother, aunt or other female
friend or relative smells like they have just walked through a perfume factory remember
to keep in the back of your heads that they probably have forgotten to put on deodorant
and they are just trying to cover it up the best way they know how by wasting that $100
dollar bottle of perfume that you bought them for their birthday.
4 They don’t wash their bras So guys as we all know a bra from Victoria’s
Secret costs about $50, but one thing we do not know is that they are usually hand wash
only.
So, it’s no surprise that girls don’t wash their bras.
They don’t want the bother and hassle of hand washing lingerie so it normally ends
up not being washed for quite some time.
Girls that do wash their bras are still disgusting, though.
When they hand wash their bras they do it in the bathroom sink.
The problem is that they don’t clean the sink first.
So they wash their bras in a basin that has residue from toothpaste, foodstuffs and tweezing.
That’s not exactly what we call clean.
Then, girls hang their still-dirty under things in the shower to dry.
3 Period Accidents So what happens to underwear that unfortunately
gets in the cross fire when that time of the months arrives, unfortunately in some cases
the underwear gets stained with blood?
Well you would expect that these underwear that get stained would be thrown away right…?
unfortunately that doesn’t happen guys these panties then get re-used and re-named to the
“period panties” they then wait until they have more period pants than normal ones
and this gives them the excuse to go out on a spending spree to the local mall to buy
more panties.
And of course if we are lucky guys they also buy some nice lingerie that we get to see
them in.`
But in all seriousness this is all too normal for women all across the world and if you
have grown up with women in your household then this will be something that you have
already been accustomed too.
2 Using His Razor For A Bikini Shave.
The relationship between a man and his razor is a sacred bond that should never be broken
right?
Okay maybe I’m over exaggerating, but you still want it to be clean and sanitised right?
Well while you’re not looking guys the ladies may and eventually will borrow your razor
to shave their legs arm pits and even there bikini line.
Now personally I think this is one of the most disgusting thing a women can do, if you
want to use a razor use your own don’t use the razor that I use on my face to shave your
bikini line PLEASE!!!!
1 Leaving Hair all over the shower and bathroom.
We men have got it in the neck from women that we don’t clean up after we shave or
that we haven’t done a good enough job.
As I am sure all you guys have found out in one way or another women shed their hair like
a cat and all that hair is thrown across the whole bathroom, you can find it all over the
place in the sink in the toilet bowl, stuck to the walls of the shower, why for all that
is holy do you do that?
And then of course you have a crow’s nest of hair that gathers in the drain which acts
like a plug and before you know it water is overflowing in the shower and going all over
the place.