Hey, welcome to- *uncontrollable laughter*
I hear another plane coming, but we need these case sounds.
Jesus take the wheel! Take it from my hand!
I'm so frustrated...
I just wanna film my videos, like I really- I just really wanna
FILM MY JAW? I just wanna do my job...
I'm gonna poop myself and cry.
We have to do your fluoride, b*tch. FLUORIDE!
*blows* I put them on inside out. They'll never know.
I put 'em on inside ouuuuut!
They're gonna know. THEY'RE GONNA KNOW!
Oh my god, I'm stupid...
It's fine. It's fiiiine!
Don't look at my fingers.
And there is a 100 night sleep trial, that you can use...
There is a 1- oh, f*ck.
It's easy! F*ck!
Oh, sh*t. You're not supposed to be in frame! Silly goose!
Paper... trigger... files
I wanna be able to draw it on something that doesn't sound like paper.
I'm gonna breathe too hard if I stand over there. -You're not gonna breathe too hard!
GIVE ME YOUR ARM! -Gonna yell at me... I'm not gonna yell at you!
No, I don't have anything in my teeth, do I? -No, I think you're good.
Hello everybody, it's *click* Gibi... that was so bad!
One sec, I'm just gonna clean the lens, I feel like it might be dirty
after touching it.
I'm gonna use Boo-Boo Bunny.
*Gasp* Don't look at me.
*Woof*... *WOOF*
...and shields my data.
*sigh* It cannot protect you... from airplanes.
*airplane noises*
*gorilla noises?*
Prepare for trouble, and make it double, to protect the world from devastation, to unitie all people within our nation
to denounce the evils of truth and love- I can't do it.
(Shakespeare) -to be that is the question, Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them. To die - to sleep, No more; and by a sleep to say to end...
-must give us pause - there's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of off-
F*ck. Well, if you can't go that fast, then you can't go that fast Gibi, you gotta give it up, girl.
-man's contumely, The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay, The insolence of off-
THE INSOLENCE OF OFFICE!
-'tis a consummation Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of dea-
F*ck, I shouldn't have looked up, I'm stupid.
All ScentBerg fragran- ScentBerg.
All ScentBerg fra-
F*ckin' up, yet again, 2022. We're f*ckin' up.
-beer game...
Maybe I should change my pants.
Sorry, this is very unprofessional of me, my apologies, patient.
-Yeah, do you do this with everyone? *Giggle*
Sorry.
The crayola. Doc, please.
So the... *devolves to gibberish*
Are you here for the color defficiency exam?
Oh, you're here for the plane show!
There is actually an aviary flight show happening right now, over the office.
Yes, isn't that awesome? It's so awesome, I love planes.
I love planes.
I think that I have a thirty minute video and I don't, 'cuz I had to stop for a plane that flew for three hours.
Oh my god... shut the f*ck up, shut the f*ck up... my goodness.
That's fine, I wasn't in the zone or anything, I wasn't work- *angrily shuffles*
What was I even doing?
One sec, I knew it. Ok- can I pull this off?
Like, literally pull it off? I'm using a Dremel.
DREMEL!
Oh my god, I almost just stabbed myself in the neck with this.
-Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep; To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub: For in that sleep of dreath- death- *annoyed gibberish*
All the way to the top, "Eeeee!" and all the way to the bottom, "Ooooh!"
And all the way to the top, "Eeeee!", and all the way to the bottom, "Ooooh" *laughs*
This is unhinged.
Another one, I'm gonna die.
F*ck. *burps* Excuse me.
-that keeps your case germ-free, killing 99% of all... PLANES IN THE SKY!
-and I can show you what I- I could- f*cking sh*t!
Hello hello! I'm your allergist, um... *gibberish*
And dreamland... daydream, I said "dreamland", I'm like, "dreamland, that doesn't sound right".
I'm pissed.
In the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet.
For just a moment.
I'm upset!
Well, I'm saying count to three then press it, I'm not gonna like, wait for you to press it and then go to sleep.
-Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, okay!
You're crackin' me up. -Listen, I'm doing my best. I know, that's what's crackin' me up!
I really should shower morning-of. I did it last night and I was like, "Oh, I'm ready to film!" and my hair's flatter than a pancake.
Hello, I'm gonna be your dentist... *laughs*
We have many tests today, many doctors to see, so get- sit- get sit settled.
Ah! *laughs*
Better than average, but that's about it.
*Satine noises intensify*
I'm not wearing any pants! *gibberish*
This video's gonna get flagged... I can't not show my legs when I'm showing my tattoos, 'cuz they're ON MY LEGS!
Okay, this is for educational purposes only, you b*tch-ass.
*burp* Hey.
*Just her voice* I didn't press start? I didn't press record, are you kidding me?
Oh my lord, I didn't press record!
I'm being a full-ass dentist over here and I didn't press record.
I'm just being a dentist for no reason. For funzies. On a Friday night.
Dentist for real. B*tches.
I think the link's in the description-
Intre-gral. Good. How do you f*cking say that?
Integral. Integral. Integral.
I'm just gonna say "important".
I'm like, "Cut my bangs short, please," and she's like, "Okay." And then like, a week later, they're in my f*cking eyeballs.
I just wanna be able to wear HATS!
I'm joking though. It's wine delivery. Wiiiine delivery!
Get that wine, get that wine! Getting a wine delivery and having that interrupt my filming, I'm okay with this.
Ready? -Yep.
I know you ran, so... do you need to catch your breath for a second? -Yeah, give me one second.
Is that here? I'm really focusing to struggle here.
-is capable of the most incredible tasks. Inc-*snorts*
If I can't finish this in thirty minutes, I'll cry. Or at least, just part two.
The shop's name is Chibi tattoo, Chibi, Chi-I-B-I.
What? -You just said "Chi-I-B-I."
*laughs*, I'm dead, I didn't even realize, I was like, "Why are you laughing at me?"
Well, in Japanese, it's CHI BI. Those are the letters.
I heard a plane coming, too. I was like, "Hurry, HURRY!"
This is just a cute little stress ball, and I just want to see if you can squish it.
Oh no. Okay, take it in your other hand and SQUISH IT!
Nice hands, feet!
I learned to warm up like this. *raspberries*
*breathes deeply* Okay.
It didn't help at all.
Geese. Jesus. Honk, honk, b*tch.
I feel like I'm so like... *rapid inhales* Y'know when you can hear somebody's nose whistling?
Okay, I'm gonna try that on the microphone...
Unless this plane is coming to bully me. Oh yes, it's coming to bully me.
Back, fell beast!
Hello, we have many tests today, many doctors to see, so get- sit- get sit settled.
And I was like, "This feels-" *Ben sneeze*
*laughs* Bless you, Ben.
Oh, no! The little wrinkles of the ball's.
Oh my god... You can't put that in there.
Vest, you have to edit that out, I can't say, "The wrinkles of the ball, are you kidding me?
I don't know what the f*ck I'm doing.
Through the fire and the flames we carry onnnn!
Are you ready for your appointment? Of course you are. Who says that? What is wrong with me?
I maybe regret putting this on the fabric. Oh no, please stand by, please stand by.
One sec... let me get this off the fabric.
Regrets, I've made a few... oh no...
It's not working, I'm gonna have to...
Move the blanket, standby, standby.
Get rid of the evidence.
*click* F*ck.
*clears throat* Also, my voice is f*cked. It's donezo. It's like, actually, so f*cked recently.
It's not just a feeling. It's when you get irate. When a plane flies overhead.
When you're just trying to shoot a ten-second CLIP!
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