Narrator: Nathan is looking for a new life in the wasteland, and a place to settle down with his wife and infant child.
Nathan: It's just me, actually.
Narrator: Can he lead a new human settlement to prosperity?
Nathan: Why are you on the roof? I assigned you to that guardpost like five times!
Narrator: Or will he become a wandering murder-hobo, destined to never truly find a home?
Nathan: I do like shooting people, but let's see how this whole settlement-building thing goes first.
*Theme music*
*Background music*
Nathan: I'm Nate, I'm the sole survivor from Vault 111.
I'm about 200-250 years old, 'cause I was frozen in a vault for a couple of centuries.
But, ah, I'm ready to get back out there, and I feel like this whole settlement-building thing is a great way to get started.
There are a few things that I should be doing right now, but I feel like those can wait, indefinitely.
Um, also I'm not talking to anybody right now.
There are no cameras, this is not a real show.
That guy is clearly insane, but I don't know how this world works anymore, and I'm looking for help.
Also something with an easy commute, but not too far from the beach.
Narrator: Our first location is a quaint little shack in the middle of nowhere, with lots of amenities.
It held up well after the apocalypse and its going for the relatively low price of the lives of its current residents.
Aay, What's good Nate?
Alright, now I know this place is a little bit above your budget, but for the area, it's way below market value, so it's a steal.
There's one.
*Gunshots*
Alright, so I know you wanted something move-in ready, but that just doesn't exist anymore.
So I think this place might be right up your alley.
-Well, there are fewer walls than I would prefer, but it does look like a fun project.
Are the corpses included?
-Yup, and anything they have on them.
-Nice.
Narrator: It also comes with this beautiful back yard.
-Yeah, the dead plants and the brown really complement the industrial design.
-It's a very trendy look right now. You've got rocks, grass even, and
How could I forget?
Your very own pool!
-Oh, my God!
*coughing*
Ah that is... Spicy.
-Yeah, it's irradiated.
So over here we have an armor workbench and a chemistry station. Those are included.
-Ah, that is nice. I could add a few workbenches and turn this place into a shop.
Or a castle.
-So what do you think of the place Nate?
-Yeah, It's, it's good. I think I'll take it.
-Heha, Well- Really?
-Yeah. Yeah, I like it. I'm already planning some stuff.
-This is just the first place though.
I'm gonna take you to the suburban area, and then the third choice was gonna be the Vault that you came from,
which is clearly the best option.
-Yeah, no. I don't need anything flashy, I'm pretty happy with this.
*Transition music*
Narrator: This is Nate. He recently passed up the opportunity to live in a high-security nuclear bunker.
And instead opted for this fixer-upper in the middle of nowhere.
It's gonna take a lot of work to get this place settlement ready, but that's where I come in.
-Actually, I think I got this...
-Back off Nate.
So this place oozes personality, but in its current state Nate will probably get killed in his sleep.
We're gonna start by clearing out a bunch of this debris.
It's gonna really open up the space.
It's a big job and will probably take a lot of our time - but it'll be worth it in the end.
We'll also install some generators, lights, barbed wire, guard posts, flamethrower traps,
and automated turrets to really make it feel like home.
'Cause home feels like not getting murdered.
*Background music*
*Hammering*
Oh hey.
I was just nailing this cardboard to the wall.
I've been at it for a few hours-
-Done.
-Done?
-I finished the base.
*Industrial zooming*
-You know, these are some great defenses, but one thing that every settlement needs is a clean supply of water.
-Did it.
-Now that water's taken care of, we've got to start thinking about food.
-Did that too.
-Fantastic!
Every colony needs a place where people can get some sleep.
-Did it all. It's done. Drop this whole scripted sequence and go man a guard station or something.
What are you, What are you even looking at?
*Background music*
Ah, I love the feeling of a job well done!
What about you Nate?
-Why are you on the roof? I assigned you to that guardpost like five times!
-Aha, I gotta end the show first!
Are you ready to recruit your first settlers?
-No, this is boring. I'm gonna go shoot people and take their stuff.
-Murder-hobo. Everytime.
Ta-da
(Living Forever by JP De Ovando)
Kyle: Do you live in the Texas area, preferable around Austin or San Antonio,
and know of some cool locations we can film in?
Ethan: Why yes, Yes I do.
Kyle: Well great, you should fill me in on those.
And for the rest of you, you should contact us at
contact@doormonster.tv
And let us know where those are.
If you happen to own the locations that would be even better,
Ethan: We've filmed at my dad's house like 40 times, we really need a new place.
And we're not just talking about wide open fields, we mean like businesses too that'll let us...
Kyle: Yeah, places that are hard to get into.