>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?
>> FINE.
>> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M GREAT.
>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME.
>> SOMEONE SAID BACK STAGE IT'S
BEEN LIKE FOUR YEARS.
>> Jimmy: SINCE YOU WERE ON THE
SHOW, I'VE SEEN YOU.
>> YEAH, I WENT TO COLLEGE, I
WENT BACK TO SCHOOL.
>> Jimmy: OH, YOU DID, WHAT DID
YOU STUDY?
>> I'M A VETERINARIAN NOW.
>> Jimmy: OH, GREAT.
THAT WAS YOUR DREAM, WASN'T IT?
>> ALWAYS WANTED TO HELP THE
ANIMALS.
>> Jimmy: YOU, EVERYTHING'S
GOOD?
BY THE WAY, I'M SO INTERESTED IN
THIS, I'M CURIOUS TO ASK YOU
ABOUT IT.
BECAUSE TYPICALLY, WITH AWARD
SHOWS THEY WILL WAIT UNTIL LIKE
A COUPLE MONTHS BEFORE THE SHOW
AND ANNOUNCE WHO'S GOING TO HOST
THE SHOW.
BUT IT SEEMED LIKE THE GOLDEN
GLOBES, THEY WERE BARELY
FINISHED CLAPPING AND THEY SAID
NEXT YEAR, TINA AND AMY ARE
GOING TO HOST THE SHOW.
>> YEAH, NOT SURE WHY.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> Jimmy: DID THAT --
>> BUILD THE PRESSURE.
MAYBE?
>> Jimmy: GIVES YOU TOO LONG TO
THINK ABOUT IT, DOESN'T IT?
>> TO TURN IT INTO A DIAMOND, I
HOPE.
YEAH, NO, IT'S A YEAR AWAY.
>> Jimmy: IT'S A FULL YEAR AWAY.
>> IT'S A FULL YEAR AWAY.
SO IN ABOUT 11 AND A HALF
MONTHS, WE'RE GOING TO START
THINKING ABOUT IT.
>> Jimmy: YOU REALLY CAN'T START
THINKING ABOUT IT TOO SOON, CAN
YOU?
>> NOBODY'S MADE THE MOVIES YET.
>> Jimmy: YES, IT IS HARD TO
MAKE FUN OF THINGS THAT DON'T
EXIST.
ARE YOU THE KIND OF PERSON WHO
SAYS YES TO SOMETHING AND THEN
REGRETS IT THE WHOLE TIME
LEADING UP TO THAT THING?
>> YEAH.
I THINK I'M LIKE YOU, WHICH IS,
BECAUSE YOU'VE DONE THIS MANY
TIMES WHERE I'M LIKE, ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO IT, AND THEN I DREAD
IT.
>> Jimmy: UH-HUH.
>> I DREAD IT, AND I WANT TO
DIE.
I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.
>> Jimmy: SLEEP IS ALWAYS THE
THING.
>> I'M A VERY FIGHT OR FLIGHT
KIND OF THING.
I GET VERY TIRED AND I'M LIKE,
MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP
INSTEAD OF HOST THIS.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU WATCH THE
OSCARS?
>> I DID, I LOVED "PARASITE", SO
I THOUGHT THE WENT WAS AWESOME.
I LIKE AWARDS SHOWS THAT ARE A
LITTLE SURPRISING, BECAUSE I
REMEMBERED GROWING UP IN THE
'70s AND '80s WITH AWARDS SHOWS
THAT WERE REALLY SHAGGY, PRETTY
SLOPPY.
>> Jimmy: IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK
THEN.
>> THE STARS WOULD JUST DRIVE TO
THE EVENT.
>> Jimmy: YES.
>> AND THEY'D JUST SHOW UP IN
JEANS AND BE LIKE SMOKING AND
HEAR THEIR NAME AND GO UP THERE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY'D PUT IT
OUT.
NOW THEY'RE VAPING INSTEAD OF
SMOKING.
>> I'M VERY NOSTALGIC ABOUT THE
'70s AND '80s.
>> Jimmy: ME, TOO.
AND I WONDER IF THEY'RE AS GREAT
AS I REMEMBER.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT WHEN YOU
THINK ABOUT THE '70s AND '80s?
>> I JUST THINK IT WAS A BETTER
TIME.
NO SEAT BELTS.
YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T WATCH YOU.
NOBODY BABYSAT YOU.
>> Jimmy: RIGHT.
>> YOU COULD JUST WALK TO THE
MALL.
AND YOUR NEIGHBOR WOULD FLASH
YOU, AND IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL.
YOU KNOW, THE GOOD TIMES.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE A
NEIGHBOR, A FLASHER NEIGHBOR?
WE HAD ONE.
>> YEAH.
WE DIDN'T HAVE A, YOU HAD ONE?
>> Jimmy: WE GREW UP ACROSS THE
STREET FROM EACH OTHER, YEAH.
>> YOU DID?
WERE YOU THE FLASHER NEIGHBOR?
>> Jimmy: NO, NO.
BUT WE DID.
>> THERE'S ALWAYS ONE WEIRD
HOUSE.
>> Jimmy: AT LEAST ONE WEIRD
HOUSE.
>> AND IF THERE ISN'T ONE ON
YOUR STREET, THEN YOU'RE THE
HOUSE.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
THAT'S A GOOD WAY OF LOOKING AT
IT.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS DEFINITELY, I
WONDER IF IT'S WHAT WE'RE
EXPERIENCING RIGHT NOW THAT
MAKES US LONG FOR THOSE DAYS.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: OR IF THEY REALLY WERE
BETTER.
I FEEL LIKE THEY WERE BETTER.
>> I FEEL LIKE PEOPLE WORE JEANS
OUT MORE TO EVENT.
>> Jimmy: IT'S ALL ABOUT DRESS
CODE, REALLY.
>> IT IS.
>> Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF KID WERE
YOU?
WHAT KIND OF TEENAGER WERE YOU?
>> I WASN'T, I WISH I COULD SAY
I WAS COOL AND REBELLIOUS.
I WAS NOT.
LY A NICE GROUP OF FRIENDS.
AND WE, YOU KNOW, WE STUCK TO
THE RULES.
BUT WE DID LIKE DRINK IN THE
WOODS.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
>> YOU KNOW, STUFF LIKE THAT.
BUT I WAS, I WAS PETULANT.
I WAS A PETULANT KID.
AND I REMEMBER, THERE WAS A RULE
IN MY HOUSE THAT MY DAD WOULD,
I'D GO TO THE MALL ALL THE TIME.
THAT'S WHAT I DID.
>> Jimmy: MM-HM.
>> AND MY DAD WOULD PICK ME UP
FROM THE MALL, BUT YOU HAD TO
STAY IN THE CAR.
LIKE HE WASN'T ALLOWED TO COME
INTO THE MALL.
>> Jimmy: HE WASN'T ALLOWED IN
THE MALL.
>> BECAUSE HE WAS TOO
EMBARRASSING.
THEN ONE TIME HE CAME INTO THE
MALL, AND I JUST SCREAMED AT
HIM, LIKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
THE MALL!
AND GOT HOME AND RAN UPSTAIRS
AND MY MOM WAS LIKE, BILL, WHY
DID YOU GO INTO THE MALL!
MY POOR PARENTS.
>> Jimmy: SOUNDS LIKE YOUR DAD
MAY HAVE BEEN GETTING THE WORST
OF IT, THOUGH, YEAH.
>> SO THEREFORE, LIFE WAS EASY.
THAT WAS, THAT WAS MY BIG --
>> Jimmy: EXCEPT FOR YOUR DAD,
IN WHICH CASE IT WAS HELL, HE
COULDN'T EVEN GET A HOT DOG ON A
STICK.
WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A BREAK AND
TALK ABOUT TEENAGED YEARS.
YOUR NEW SHOW IS CALLED
"DUNCANVILLE."
AMY POEHLER IS HERE, WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
>>> I CAN'T WAIT TO DRIVE.
BY THE TIME I'M DONE RIDING MY
BIKE TO PROTESTS, I AM TOO TIRED
TO MARCH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> DIAL IT DOWN, DUDE.
>> I GOT THIS.
>> WHO KNOWS, MAYBE SOMEDAY
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GIVE ME A RIDE
SOMEWHERE.
>> SMASH!
I'M COMING TO ASK FOR YOUR
DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE.
>> WELL, THAT SOUNDS -- WHY?
>> HE WAS GOING TO SAY YES!
>> I COULDN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE.
YOU'RE SO COOL.
FEEL ME UP.
>> WITH PLEZ.
>> Jimmy: AMY POEHLER, BELIEVE
IT OR NOT, AS DUNCAN IN
"DUNCANVILLE."
>> IT'S ABOUT DUNCAN AND HIS
FAMILY, HIS FRIENDS WHO SURROUND
HIM.
HE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE HAS HIS
LICENSE AND FREEDOM.
I PLAY THE VOICE OF DUNCAN AND
HA
HIS MOM, ANNIE.
SHE'S IN PARKING ENFORCEMENT AND
LIKES RULES, AND SHE LIKES
DUNCAN TO GET HER A CHAIR SO SHE
CAN CLIMB ON IT AND YELL AT HIM
FACE-TO-FACE.
>> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU SETTLE ON
HOW YOU ARE GOING TO APPROACH
THE VOICE OF A TEENAGED BOY?
>> YOU HAVE TO TAKE ALL THE
WORDS YOU USUALLY SAY AND REDUCE
IT TO LIKE TWO WORDS.
AND YOU HAVE TO --
>> Jimmy: THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD
IDEA FOR ANYONE, REALLY.
>> 100%.
IT'S LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF THE
ENGINE THAT GETS EVERYBODY
PUMPED.
THIS ONE FEELS EVERYBODY'S LAME.
AND HIS TOWN IS SO BORING.
SO STRESSED OUT.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU STUDY TEENAGED
BOYS?
>> I DID.
I WENT TO THE MALL.
>> Jimmy: THAT WAS, DAD DID NOT
GET TO GO?
>> I WORE A TRENCH COAT AND WENT
LIKE, HELLO.
I WENT TO THE MALL AND WATCHED
TEENAGERS.
IT'S REALLY FUNNY TO WATCH, YOU
HAVE TO BE FUNNY WHEN YOU WATCH
TEENAGER FROM BEHIND, FROM
BEHIND A POLE, BECAUSE YOU CAN
GET ASKED TO LEAVE.
BUT UM, WHAT I LOVE ABOUT
TEENAGERS THAT AGE IS THEY HAVE,
LIKE, NO FREEDOM.
THEY FEEL REALLY CONFINED.
LIKE THEY THINK THAT THEY ARE
SMARTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
DOING.
AND WHEN YOU'RE AROUND THEM,
THEY LOOK LIKE GOOFBALLS, AND
THEY'RE PUSHING EACH OTHER, AND
JUST BEING ADAM'S APPLES
EVERYWHERE, BUT THEY CAN SAY
STUFF THAT DEVASTATES YOU.
>> Jimmy: LIKE WHAT?
>> YOU CAN WALK PAST THEM AND
LIKE YOUR SHOES, AND YOU'RE
LIKE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY
SHOES?
ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU GO HOME AND
YOU WANT TO BUY A CEMETERY PLOT.
>> Jimmy: BECAUSE THEY'VE SPOKEN
ON BEHALF OF THEIR WHOLE
GENERATION.
>> YEAH.
YEAH.
>> Jimmy: AND THE MOM CHARACTER.
>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: IS THAT BASED ON A
PERSON?
>> IT'S KIND OF LOOSE LY BASED N
MY MOM.
THE CHARACTER HAS A BOSTON
ACCENT.
MY MOTHER IS NOT A YELLER, BUT
SHE GETS A LITTLE STRESSED
SOMETIMES ABOUT, SHE STILL YELLS
"BE CAREFUL", WHEN I LEAVE THE
HOUSE, AND I'M 48.
>> Jimmy: WELL, SURE.
YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE EVER
MORE CAREFUL AS A RESULT OF YOUR
MOTHER REMINDING TO YOU BE?
>> NO.
>> Jimmy: NO.
>> BUT ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT NO
MATTER YOUR AGE WHEN YOU'RE HOME
WITH YOUR PARENTS YOU JUST GET
BACK INTO THAT GROOVE?
I DO TURN INTO A TEENAGER WHEN
I'M WITH MY PARENTS, LIKE OH, MY
GOD, I'M SO ANNOYED WITH THEM.
>> Jimmy: DO YOU CLEAN UP AFTER
YOURSELF WHEN YOUR PARENTS MAKE
DINNER AT YOUR HOUSE?
>> I DO.
I DIDN'T WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER,
BUT I DO.
I HAVE CHANGED.
>> Jimmy: YOU DON'T COMPLETELY
REVERT BACK TO TEENAGE HOOD.
>> NO, BECAUSE TEENAGE HOOD I
WAS FEET UP ON THE COUCH JUST
BEING LIKE, ARE YOU MAKING
ANYBODY SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW?
MY MOTHER WOULD BE LIKE, I'M IN
BED.
I WAS LIKE, WOULD YOU GET UP,
THOUGH?
WOULD YOU MAKE ME ONE, IF YOU
WERE UP, THOUGH?
>> Jimmy: ARE YOU STILL
CELEBRATING GALLENTINE'S DAY?
THE HOLIDAY YOU INVENTED?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
IS THAT STILL A THING?
>> IN FACT, I'M HAVING DINNER
AFTER THE SHOW, WITH RASHIDA
JONES AND AUDREY PLAZA AND
KATHRYN HAHN FOR VALENTINE'S
DAY, FOR WHICH, THOSE OF YOU WHO
DON'T KNOW, IT'S AN ALTERNATIVE
TO VALENTINE'S DAY, CREATED BY
PARKS AND REC. AND YOU SHOWER
THEM WITH GIFTS.
>> Jimmy: THERE ARE GIFTS
INVOLVED.
>> YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK THERE
HAD TO BE, BUT LESLIE DID.
IT'S FUN AND HAS CAUGHT ON EVEN
THOUGH IT'S A FAKE HOLIDAY, EVEN
THOUGH VALENTINE'S DAY IS A FAKE
HOLIDAY.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S NO MALE
VERSION OF THIS, I GUESS
FOOTBALL WOULD BE THE MALE
VERSION OF THIS.
>> I FEEL LIKE MEN ARE SO
SENSITIVE NOW, YOU COULD HAVE
YOUR OWN GALLENTINE'S VERSION OF
IT AND JUST --
>> Jimmy: I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
MAYBE WE'LL DRINK A GALLON OF
SOMETHING.
WE'LL JUST SPELL IT A LITTLE BIT
DIFFERENTLY.
WELL, YOUR SHOW WAS VERY FUNNY.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.
IT'S ON FOX.
IT'S CALLED
"DUNCANVILLE" PREMIERES SUNDAY
AT 8:30 ON FOX.
WE'LL BE BACK WITH