(Steven) It's no secret that everyone in the office could be just a little more fit.
So, I took it upon myself to have a company retreat to a hiking trail near Pasadena...
(Steven) Of course I lied to Autumn about our schedule.
The chance of her joining us for any physical activity was negligible.
All I'd have to do now was come up with a clever lie to seal the deal.
(Steven) Perfect interpretation!
And with that, it was finally time to head to Cobb Estate for our hike.
[Music: Gramatik & Balkan Bump - Aymo Feat. Talib Kweli starts playing]
♪Nah, feelings ain't really my concern, want to slow burn♪
♪Go first, try to test us or just stop bitching♪
♪Stop Bitchin♪
♪Let's go!♪
♪♪♪
♪Class in session♪
(Steven quoting Cib) "Catch me throw an orange... at you."
I must not have heard that right.
(Steven) Nope, turns out I heard it exactly right.
(Steven) A question I'm sure Autumn has asked far too often.
(Steven) Let's, for a second, take a moment
to figure out what, exactly, is wrong with this picture.
I bet you couldn't figure it out.
(Steven) One thing I was grateful for was that everyone made it out for this.
Even Autumn.
Who, despite the torrential downpour that is her colon, joined along for the hike.
(Steven) Heh heh heh *snorts*, yuck.
Well, we were set, as long as Cib didn't come up with any more games to play.
(Steven) James noticed something off in the distance.
However, I was far more concerned with whether or not Cib understood it as,
"Day of the Dead, 'comma,' dude"
Or if he really thought it was,
"Day of the Dead Dude."
I assume the latter.
(Steven) Cib took it upon himself to guide the whole group through the hike,
providing different explanations for things along the way.
(Steven) He wasn't kidding....
(Steven) None of us put that pentagram there.
And along the rest of the path, we noticed other startling sights.
(Steven) James and I split up from the rest of the group.
Purely out of boredom.
(Steven) We wanted to play a practical hide-and-go-seek pop-out joke on Autumn and Cib.
Unfortunately, there was one thing preventing us from doing that.
(Cib) "Gueuh gueh guh, guh-guheue guheh, guh gueh guh..."
(Cib continued) "...gueh guh gueeuh guehhg uehgh guueh gguhe guuhe geuh."
(Steven) So we left without looking for Autumn.
["Super 8" Music]
[Creepy harp]
["Super 8" Music]
[Creepy harp]
["Super 8" Music]
[Hand bursting through ground sound effect]
[Outro] OH NO DUDE!