Oh, look at them. They're, like, a million miles apart.
I don't think so.
I don't think we ever understood
how close they actually are.
What?
Cor, we need you to be back home
when Morgan gets back from her art lesson.
Hi, Topanga. Hi.
Why, you got a big emergency?
Your mother needs me to go shopping with her for bath towels.
Suddenly she can't buy them without me.
Alan, I am perfectly capable
of picking out towels by myself.
I just want to make sure I don't pick out something
too pink or too fluffy this time.
Buy whatever you want. Just don't punish me over towels, okay?
Maybe the punishment is because you forgot my mother's birthday.
I didn't forget. I made a choice.
Oh, that is the most insensitive thing I have ever heard!
Runs in the family.
(RAZZING)
Fine. You know, let's just get this over with,
so I can get back for the game.
Oh, the precious Phillies.
I'm sure this game will make a difference
between, what, fourth or fifth place?
What... What did you just say?
I said they stink!
You want to watch baseball, move to Baltimore.
What did you just say?
Give me the keys. I'm driving.
It's 5:00. You're a lunatic at rush hour.
Mom, come on. When you said lunatic...
It's not the traffic that makes me crazy, dear.
"Oh, oh, look out! Turn right here, please.
"Oh, you're too close! Yield!"
And if I'm such a bad driver, why did you marry me?
Dad, when you say why did you marry me...
I wouldn't have if I had listened to my mother.
Mom, Dad, please. Listen...
You know, I am glad that I forgot your mother's birthday,
and when June 14th rolls around,
I might forget someone else's, too.
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHING) Oh, you think it's funny if I forget your birthday, huh?
That's your birthday.
What?
And I know just what I'm going to get you, you big lug.
What? What are you going to get me? Come on, give me a hint.
I'm not going to tell. Give me a hint.
Then it won't be a surprise. Come on, come on.
Oh, I know. You're going to give me bath towels. Right?
AMY: Well, maybe I'll tell you in the car.
Okay. You want to drive?
No, you can drive,
but don't listen to the game on the radio,
because I want to talk to you.
About what? About whatever you want.
All right, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Come on, whoa. Wait a minute. What just happened here?
You two just said horrible things to each other
and then got all lovey-dovey.
Hey, I was going to say that!
How come you say that when I was going to say that?
Who cares who says it as long as it gets said?
Then what are we arguing about?
We sound like them.
Oh, no. We do.
Why... Why do we sound like you?
Because you love each other.
No matter what crazy things he says or does,
you still love each other.
Then why did we break up?
Because we're in high school,
and you think you're supposed to.
But when two people are really in love,
it doesn't matter that there are disagreements sometimes.
It comes with the territory.
And when two people are really in love,
they don't break up just 'cause they have a fight.
Love would be pretty dull if you agreed about everything.
Besides, then they'd never get to make up.
When two people are in love,
they don't break up just because they fight.
Want to make up now?
Now, that was the most incredible thing I've ever seen.
Thank you.
What, like you had anything to do with it?
Shawn?
Shawn, Cory and I are back together now.
We wanted you to be the first one to know.
Hey, Cory and Topanga are back together.
(GASPS) They are?
Yeah. And, listen, Shawn,
I'm sorry we ever put any pressure on you
to get us back together.
You know, I mean, even though you're my best friend,
no one could ever do that.
I guess friendship only goes so far.