-I'm Hermione-
-Come on don't be shy-
I'll count to three then we'll go out
This Autumn
Autumn is my favorite season
Hellllo
I'm gonna bake pumpkin cookies
Do you like pumpkin?
Not so much
But it's so delicious!
Like pumpkin soup
Is it pumpkin right?
Isn't it called Squash?
-They're the same thing-
That's squash
Guys they cook food with Squash
Why squash?
Because it's
Squishy
Or maybe it sleeps a lot
I was just about to say it's fun
That's how you do it
Look at this immense power
Our life's broken
It's a shambles
Why it's like this
all of our stuff are broken
You see how pretty they look
Yeah they look nice
But you said you don't like pumpkins
so you can't have some
I'm gonna eat them all
You're gonna eat them all?!
Kourosh put on the oven mitts
Kourosh need's no gloves! *#DealWithIT*
-Don't do this-
Don't do that you imbecile, It's hot!
Be careful
Don't be scared
Kouroooosh!
We got two weeks till Halloween!
Our cookies!
I'm dying to try them!
They should cool down tho
How much should we wait?
I don't know
Stop it
They get messed up if i do this?
Yup
I was saying
Halloween's in two weeks
And I've done absolutely nothing!
-She gets crazy around Halloween
Halloween is my favorite time of the year!
She gets excited a month before it
I get ready for Halloween since October 1st
I buy the things i need
I get a costume
This year I don't even have a costume
I've done nothing this year
Because about a week ago out of nowhere
we've been told to move out
so we should get ready to move
-Moving out is the hardest thing in the world-
we've been so busy lately
at night we look up for new houses online
and in the mornings we make an appointment go and check them
our situation is unclear at the moment
But we have to move out in a couple of weeks
so we're stressed out
Actually i have no idea why I'm baking muffins
while I have more important things to do !
Anyways
I love this time of the year
Since I was a kid
because my birthday is 6 days after Halloween
I was insisting my parents to throw me Bal masqué for my birthday *Bal masqué is a type of costume party*
-Bal masqué?
We called costume parties, Bal masqué back then
Bal masqué!
My birthdays were always costume parties
but when the kids showed up
none of them had put on costume
I was the only one with a costume
I was telling them that I get each one of you a costume
you just put it on when you show up
the none of them showed up at all!
-Because you had no friends
What's your costume this year?
I don't know, I'll decide when I check them at store
What was your last year's costume?
Unicorn
Why are you laughing?
He stuck a single horn
only a single horn
on his head
Unicorn is majestic creature
I was walking around with a harry potter costume like a dork
It's a horse with a horn
It can rip the sky apart with it's horn
Kourosh you should put on a legit costume this year
Unicorn is so noble and pure
One year i threw a Halloween party
I dressed as Caveira *Rainbow 6 character*
Then he showed up with a camo jacket
I was a soldier
With a simple camo jacket!
and said I'm a soldier
He was wearing Jeans!
Jeans!
with a T-shirt
Because I was a soldier
-A few hours later-
We left the muffins out too long that dried up
They're dry af
Because she forgot to put the lead on
I want them to hear the sound
It sounds like a drum
It tastes good tbf
*Doubt*
-It's time to put on the decorations-
What's this?
Stop! Don't put that thing there!
-The next day we went for costumes-
This one's so scary by itself
She looks like you a little bit
you usually look like this at home
We good?
NO we're not!
we're not good at all
Guys this shop is like heaven for Mia
you have no idea how much she loves spooky stuff
Why do you love these things so much?
I want to buy them all -She loves spooky things
What' this
Look at this one
He's a cutie
Hey there
He's so adorable
*Your daily dose of nightmare fuel*
Look at this Fortnite costumes
You're too much excited for them
Do an emote for us
Are they only for kids or adults can buy them too?
They didn't have Fortnite costumes at my size
I've found my costume
I mean the costume found me
being a king is in my blood
*He's actually from a royal bloodline*
*Just kidding lol*
You see them?
Yes I do
I want them all
He's vibing more than the real Harry Potter
in this costume
I feel this cop doesn't take his job seriously
Guys you see how soldiers look here
OK, That shop had lots of cool stuff
But they've ran out of my size for most them
It seems everybody do their Halloween shopping before me
So i had to.. -Call me in
what? -Ask me to enter the room
Say come in "Kourosh Mohs"
Kourosh didn't show me what he got
hello
You look like
that skin from
Fortnite
I'm Kourosh
with a hint of banaba *Banana is called Moz in Persian but Koroush calls himself Mohs so I'm gonna translate it to Banaba*
Kourosh you were supposed to get a proper costume
I've got these
Star wars costume
with Storm Trooper helmet
You're a dork
You want to be banana?!
This costume is the real deal
Banaba
What else you got?
Guys did you know the proper way to say it is Bana ba?
Banaba
Say Banaba
He made me to wait in the car for 3 hours so his costume be surprise..
This is on of the costumes I've got
..Then i thought he wants to get a Slytherin costume -My other costumes are cool
Touch here
touch it
touch Banaba
I thought he's getting a Slytherin costume
because he's been talking about Slytherin for days now
I want to go out like this
We'll go return this
then you get a proper costume
A matching costume
like salt and pepper
That's what i went for
I'm banana
You'll be a monkey
Orangutan maybe
Come peel the banana
peel it and say
This one's in a wrong size too
It's
small for me
this is S I wear M
I got it anyways I thought it may fit
Banaba
and it's fried Chicken
*Depth of their friendship*
what a sound
stop harassing that poor thing
Don't you hear the sound it makes?
What happens if i squeeze it too much?
*Demonic screeching*
This is why they’ve asked us to move out of here
I've got a wonder woman costume too
I have to try them on
to see which one should keep or return
It's my mom
Hey mom
My Mom's at the door
She wants to come in
Mom don't be shy
I'll count to three then we go out
3,2,1
For the first time i present you
My Mom
Say hi to them
-Helllo
You're crazy
Good job mom
You're just in time
we're so hungry
go cook us something
Mother
I'm hungry mother
Mother do you hear me?
I'm hungry
My mom and I in a frame
My mom actually watches our videos
Mom you're not getting tired carrying me?
Mother?
Don't be so shy
Mother!
*Don't hit your moms kids*
Mother you promised you'll get me a PS5 mother
you know that the preorders are sold out right?
you know right?
*#stopmotherabuse*
Oh my! Why you look like this!
Mom you're embarrassing me in front of my friends!
You promised me
You're backing down now?
You're breaking your promise?
You can't embarrass me like this!
Do you understand?
Where's the dinner?
Guys don't you ever treat your moms like this! -Why are you poking her eyes?
This is just a skit
You see mother?
Your loser son is still playing with a Nintendo 64!
You won't get me a PlayStation?
Mother you're my everything
forgive for getting angry
It's because I love you so much Mom
Forgive me
thank you for sticking around
Would you buy me a PS5
now I've apologist?
MOTHER!
I think she feels at home now
You wanna to do a Tiktok dance?
Now that she feels comfortable
she wants to do a Tiktok dance
-Nane by Moein-
Her dress is creased
let me fix it
Don't touch her, she's my Mom!
Don't touch my Mom!
I just want to fix her dress
Stop touching my Mom
Ok guys!
My name is Hermione
This is why you don't have any friends
Hermione Granger
She also had only two friends
two dope friends tho
two friends
Why do you act like this?
Kourosh was supposed to surprise me with Slytherin costume
but he didn't! That would've been so cliche and corny!
He instead got two stupid inflatable costumes
They were my warm up costumes!
Wait to see my real surprise on Halloween night!
Guys I'm so happy
That's the real deal
Kourosh choose to be a muggle
*she do be drippin hard*
What's up with this Rapper Hermione?
I don't understand why you act like this?
Because if Hermione was in 2020
She would've got all the swag *#Facts*
You moving mad
2020 Hermione be like
Stop it!
Guys why I'm not a witch!
I waited so long for my letter but it never showed up
It's on you
you Muggle!
I didn't get a letter because of you
Guys this year there won't be any
Halloween parties or parades due to Covid
no outdoor activities whatsoever
So we'll be doing all of my Halloween plans together at home
This was just the beginning
I just wanted to decorate and prepare here
And this is the only legit costume I got for now
But I got so many more costumes that we'll see
We'll be doing a scary game let's play
We'll have Halloween related videos for a few nights
but this year I won't be uploading them back to back
because I'm busy with moving out
But we'll be doing a live stream on Halloween night
we spend Halloween together
Together!
All of us together!
*when you're already done with 2020 and you know it*
My bro harry isn't with us
You acting crazy!
Mother were is my milk bottle
Mother were is my milk bottle!
You said I can always have that
Don't tell me I'm old for that!
I still got time
I have time!
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