It's lunchtime.
I'm here with Aubrey.
And we really wanted some Chick-fil-A.
But because they decided to hire a diversity, equity, and inclusion corporate
position and also bow down to the Woke Lords because of their ESG scores.
And also, I found out their chicken is funded by BlackRock and Vanguard.
>> Are you.
>> Yeah, their farms, they use Tyson and this other farm, BlackRock and
Vanguard funded chicken.
Chick-fil-A, you are no longer the Lord's chicken.
You're actually the woke chicken.
>> You just watched Morgonn.
Not a name.
Toilet paper USA contributor I'm sorry,
a turning Point USA contributor, who is more gone than she realizes,
announced that she is boycotting Chick-fil-A for being too woke.
Chick-fil-A.
Yes, the fast food chain that's notorious for
being extremely homophobic is now considered too woke for the modern right.
You heard some of the right grievances with Chick-fil-A in that video, but
let's dive a little deeper, shall we?
Chick-fil-A's greatest offense, according to conservatives,
is hiring a vice president of diversity, equity, and inclusion.
No.
But it's not clear why this specific issue has resurfaced on social media
since it appears Chick-fil-A's DEI hire was made long ago.
According to the LinkedIn page of Eric McReynolds,
the business executive holding the role, he's been the VP of DEI for
more than a year and a half, according to Vox.
But apparently, that's not their only problem with Chick-fil-A.
Conservatives have also called out a Chick-fil-A web page no.
A page on their website which talks about being better together.
What, inclusive of other groups how dare you?
And establishing a culture of belonging.
The horror.
Among their chief concerns, a separate video from 2020 that features
Chick-fil-A chair Dan Cathy, talking about how white people should speak up
about racial injustice towards black people has also been critiqued.
Now, in fairness, the Dan Cathy video is pretty weird.
He talks about how white people should shine black people's shoes with a sense of
shame and embarrassment.
So, of course, cue the conservative hysteria.
You've got a tweet saying Chick-fil-A is gone woke.
A tweet saying so Chick-fil-A has a diversity, equity, and inclusion division.
Well, that explains the fried cauliflower sandwiches and kale salad [LAUGH].
Charlie Kirk, my old idiotic buddy, tweeted the blueprint pressure and
demonize right-wing companies to make them either go bankrupt or
become one of your own.
Look at Chick-fil-A.
A decade ago, left hated Chick-fil-A.
They wanted to crush them.
Now, Chick-fil-A is bragging about DEI statements and groveling for
New York Times support.
If they can't break you, they make you join them.
This is how they operate because they have an employee that just
wants to look into diversity, equity, and inclusion.
They want to break you.
Yeah, if you're a monster that's very afraid of equity.
Jenna Ellis of course tweeted.
Why do companies care more about their DEI score than their customers and
their own brand values?
Chick-fil-A needs to walk this back ASAP.
Yet again, it's these idiotic right-wingers acting as though when
a brand evolves their values, it's not their values, and
they should only keep catering to racist, bigoted, homophobic,
hateful parts of their fan base, of their customer base.
This is their own brand's values because the brand themselves hired
somebody to try to make them more inclusive.
That's what happens when some brains don't stop evolving, like yours,
Jenna, has stopped a long time ago, or Charlie's, or many others.
And those I have a dog here in my mouth, and those were crazy.
But we haven't even gotten to the two most insane responses yet.
In second place, we have Benny Johnson's meltdown.
Watch this.
>> Chick-fil-A completely cucking or
clucking on everything from their support of traditional marriage.
They pulled the funding from the Salvation Army.
So, Chick-fil-A got badgered into pulling their funding from the Salvation Army and
another Catholic charity, just because these people believed
in the biblical teachings that have been around since the dawn of man.
Chick-fil-A, ladies and gentlemen, the biggest fraud ever pulled on
American Christians that this is some type of, like, Christian company.
Shame on them.
Dan Cathy, who's the CEO of Chick-fil-A Dan Cathy,
during the plight of BLM, had the audacity to get on stage at a church.
One of these woke churches that teaches that Jesus was tolerant.
Let me tell you what, go read your Gospels.
Let me tell you someone who wasn't tolerant.
Christ, tolerance is not a Christian virtue.
>> My God, what a Maroon Five.
This person is a ten level Maroon Five.
First of all, the Bible was not around since the dawn of man.
Secondly, Bible has been around for thousands of years.
That's an argument for it not having evolved current modern thinking on
account of it being old, very old, and not changed.
That undercuts your argument.
But the last one there was quite the doozy.
Whoever said Jesus was tolerant, read your scripture.
Jesus was not tolerant.
So, you would think, following any sorta human logic,
unless you're a completely evil person,
the conclusion of that sentence would have to be, if it's even true.
Jesus were not tolerant, therefore we should not follow him.
To be making an angry argument that Jesus was not tolerant that's why we should
follow him.
Tolerance, literally, the very basic human premise of being
tolerant of others who are maybe a little different than yourself
is just clearly a good philosophy, a good policy to have.
And these leaders of these idiots on the right that just have these huge followings
keep pushing these horrible ideologies that are hateful and disgusting.
And that's not even the worst one.
First place, we have conservative strategist
Joey Mannarino who wrote on Twitter, we have a problem.
Chick-fil-A just hired a VP of diversity, equity, and inclusion.
This is bad.
Very bad.
I don't wanna have to boycott.
Are we going to have to boycott his next tweet?
Really brought it home, though.
It's only a matter of time until they start putting
in the frosted lemonade at this point.
Wow.
Das next level.
And we could say that cuz this is the bonus episode,
even though our producer just freaked out when I said it,
so maybe she's gonna have to edit it later, and I just made more work for her.
But that's what the guy said.
How else am I supposed to convey that message without conveying that message?
I mean, this is a level of homophobia that is just boggling of the mind.
Cenk?
>> Yeah, okay, wow.
All of those incredible murderers row of morons.
I'm gonna give you a fun Easter egg here.
One of them said something that was true.
Okay, we'll come back to that one.
So to me, the most amazing part is what they consider to be values.
So, they think being better together, because they called that out,
being better together is a bad value.
So, what do you wanna us to be?
Worse together, better apart?
But they genuinely believe this stuff and they put it out and their fans are like,
yeah, let's be worse together.
What?
Okay and
then the other thing they were really angry about was a culture of belonging.
What do we want?
A culture of exclusion?
Actually, literally, yes, that's what they want.
We don't want these people.
We hate them.
We don't want to be inclusive.
Boo, uninclusive.
What do you think this country was based on everybody being equal?
Actually, it kinda was.
At least we put in the documents, right?
And then every part of it like, Jesus wasn't tolerant.
Being tolerant just for the weak.
Jesus wanted to destroy.
Those are the correct values.
Really 30% of the country?
Really?
Okay, if you're against them and you think they're as maniacal as we think they are,
and you think Jesus was a loving person that wanted to bring the whole world
together, why don't you stand up and say, no, these lunatics don't represent us.
Why do you keep watching their shows, listening to them and following them and
cheering them on?
I mean, really, guys, I can't understand you for the rest of us,
when you brag about how Jesus wasn't tolerant and
neither should you, that seems like the talk of a lunatic to us.
Did you not see that?
I don't know, man.
I don't know, maybe right-wingers look at that and go, no.
Tolerance sucks.
Hate everybody.
That's our values.
We're awesome.
We're Christians.
Are you Christians?
>> You just said did you not see that?
Just pointing that out.
Waste some hidden truths in there, you know what I'm saying?
>> Yeah. >> Well, the first thing,
the craziest thing about this that kills me about these, with the diversity,
equity, and inclusion is those positions really don't do much of anything.
Let's be serious.
They're really just there to just be like, we have a diversity of Inclusion officer.
Now we have one.
But ultimately, the statistics still remain in terms of what it is for
the working class, the problems of unionization that we have, and
the disparities that we have with different types of ethnic groups.
So ultimately, what type of change are diversity and
Inclusion officers really making?
And again, just eat the sandwich.
Just get some chicken.
Who gives a damn?
And as Ben pointed out, people have been around for quite some time,
longer than civilization.
So the whole idea that since the dawn of man is crazy.
But the last thing I wanted to point out was he was saying all this with
the 13-star flag in the background, which was a time when slavery was legal and
was literally the glue that held this nation together.
So I guess that's his vision of America, that was perfect for him.
But Ben, now go ahead, cuz like you said, it's endless stuff to say about this shit.
>> Yeah, so, look, Benny's cares a lot about values and being straight.
If you say so.
Okay, so I like the first was it Moron Morgan whatever, Calgon, take me away.
Whatever it was.
So she's, like, talking about they used to be God's Chicken,
because we asked God, ruler of the universe, what do you think?
Chick-fil-A?
Canis MAS Macho.
Colonel Sanders, Purdue, or Chick-fil-A.
And God was previously I was thinking, can God change his mind?
Is that before it was God's chicken.
But then God saw that they were being tolerant.
He's like, I won't have this, okay?
You're being fair to everyone in my creation.
I don't want that.
Some of the people I created, I don't like them.
I want you to hate them.
Guys, this is how they think.
You saw the videos.
They're unbelievable.
But now they're the woke chicken.
Wait till they get a load of roosters.
Anyway, what's the Easter egg on the one thing that they said right?
And I was like, ooh.
And it was from Morgan.
She's like, this is funded by BlackRock and Vanguard.
Now we're onto something.
Now, the private equity companies do actually fund a lot of these companies,
and the private equity guys do a lot of things wrong.
I mean, they're trying to distract you with all this culture war
nonsense of like, the real problem with companies is they don't hate enough.
No, there are a lot of other real problems with companies.
Look under that BlackRock and you'll see a lot of things crawl out.
So you say BlackRock, Vanguard a couple more times.
Have your audience do some research on them.
Now we're having a conversation.
But they only stayed on that for a second.
Then they went back to God's chicken, woke chicken.
Colonel Sanders, you're our only hope.
Please hate other people like we do.
>> And then lastly, I just wanted to point out, too, the people that Jesus was
actually not tolerant towards were conservative establishments.
Unironically when Jesus was in the conservative temple and
he started throwing tables over because basically,
they was just in there hustling and making money.
And that's kinda like the whole difference between the Old and
the New Testament is now we have hope and grace entering the picture.
So, their Jesus is like a heavy metal-playing guy with machine guns.
When in fact he was the original housewife throwing tables over the original real
house.
>> No, John Wick.
Jesus is John Wick [LAUGH].
>> I keep going all day.
You crazy.
Jesus is Carl Marx.
He made Carl Marx blush.
He said, give away all of your possessions.
All of them.
Give them to the poor, right?
Marx is like, that's a bridge too far, man.
My dad's bridge.
I don't know what you're talking about [LAUGH].
They don't know Jesus at all.
And look, super last thing I have it in my book
tyt.com/justice to get justice is coming.
Look, there's all these hilarious old-school things like
the Jews killed Jesus.
That's not so funny.
The Italians killed Jesus and Sarah live.
There's a battle between the Italians and the Jews as to who killed Jesus.
So, they've made skits out.
But neither one did.
No, there was only one group that said definitely kill him.
And it was conservatives.
The left at the time was like, don't kill him.
Don't kill him, right?
And the right wing was like, he is going against our views, our traditional values.
He's got this new-fangled religion where we see says we should love each other.
No, we hate him.
Kill them.
And they did.
They literally crucified them.
Facts, whether you like them or not.