- The name is Ubah-
- Super rich.
Are you broke or poor?
- Are you a broke bitch or not?
Hi, I'm Brynn Whitfield.
- I'm Ubah.
- I'm Sai De Silva.
- Are we're playing expensive taste test
with Cosmo.
- I'm gonna nail it.
- I'm not gonna do very well.
- I'm gonna fail.
I'm gonna try to cheat
and then I'm gonna fail.
(jazzy music)
(Ubah and Sai laugh)
- Uh oh.
Dun dun dun!
- This is a sore subject.
This is a very touchy subject in this group.
- I'm having like PTSD.
- There's a serious cheesegate scandal.
- Sai's like, "what's that?"
She's like, "that's cheese."
And then supposedly Sai goes, "Oh.
You eat cheese?
That's weird."
- This one looks like it's more blocky,
there's not a lot of marbling.
It's a very uniform perfect shape, height, everything.
This one is much rank and tell.
It's been aged a few months,
the coloring's different, there's actually
a proper rind.
It's flaking.
This one's not even flaking.
How did I know so much about cheese?
It's in there.
Somewhere it's in there.
- We had bet you'd know so much about cheese.
- I know a lot about cheese.
Hey, Sai, though.
Is anything interesting about it?
- I think it's weird.
(both laugh)
- She finally said it.
- It's giving Kraft.
I think this is the more expensive cheese.
- Yes!
(clapping)
- Cheese is good.
We're the Real Housewives,
and we approve this message.
(jazzy music resumes)
This is hers.
- I wouldn't know because all these
hot sauces just shit.
Except Ubah Hot.
- I can tell already.
(sniffing)
Ooh.
- I'm not even a hot sauce chick.
- Me neither.
- This is very delicious.
- Give me this.
That is Tabasco, it's not Red Hot or Red Rooster.
(spoons clanking)
- What?
All of them are full of vinegar
and they're just like hot.
- Ooh!
- Ubah's the expert.
I'm gonna defer to-
Can we get the (indistinct)?
(Ubah pants)
- You need this.
- This is a bad idea.
I'm like miserable.
- This is expensive.
This is not.
(chiming)
- Yay!
The expert.
Ubah Hot.
- That was such a bad idea.
(jazzy music)
- For four easy payments.
(man laughing)
This is tough.
The elasticity on this.
This is stronger.
But this is heavy.
- [Sai] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's a little heavy.
- You know what?
They are trying to make us not think this is expensive
because of this stone.
But when you look at it,
you think this is cheap.
- Try it on.
Oh, wow.
You can wear that anywhere.
- Act now before it sells out.
- Who do we have on the line?
Karen?
- Hey Karen, are you ready to buy these bracelets?
- Oh, we've got three more left.
- This is the more expensive one.
(chiming)
- Yes!
- Let's go Dubai.
(jazzy music)
- That's a big apple.
Listen to the sound when you put it down.
(apple thunks)
This is like cheap.
This is-
(loud thunk)
It's lovely when it goes down.
- If you see this, if you are here as a viewer,
this feels like velvet.
It's very beautiful.
And this really feel like dollar store.
If I was modeling this,
I would tell people,
like I would wink at them not to buy it.
And it's so tiny.
My apartment is so huge.
I need big apples.
- My apartment's tiny.
I need little apples.
- If you give me,
I don't care how much it is,
I want this in my home.
- But that's not the game we're playing.
- I don't care.
Ubah, I want this.
- Are you broke or poor?
- Are you a broke bitch or not?
- But here's the thing, though.
Taste is not about how much it is.
- [Sai] That's cheap as hell.
(Brynn laughs)
- That's expensive.
(buzzer sound)
(gasping)
- I can't believe I got that wrong.
- [Producer] The gold one is $580.
(women laughing)
- I'm taking this home with me.
(jazzy music)
- We have a pair of beautiful heels.
Two pairs.
Okay?
Let's see.
- I'm not playing this game
because I choose things that I love.
I don't care how much they cost.
So right now, my eyes,
I want these shoes.
I'm gonna try them.
- [Brynn] Cause of the stitching.
You can see with the stitching.
- This is piece of shit.
I wouldn't want this.
(men laughing)
And they're my size.
Look at this.
(all laughing)
- Blur it.
Do we have blurring in your post-edit?
Okay, we're gonna blur crotch shot.
- [Ubah] Well, if these are not,
I want these.
Can I take them home?
- They're all yours, baby.
- Take them, take your apple.
Take your apple.
- Go round em' up, baby.
These are the most expensive ones.
- Boo, these suck.
- Yas, honey, luxury.
That's my middle name.
Honey, these are tuna fish
and these are caviar.
- Doesn't matter.
They are fabulous.
Caviar, I hate caviar.
(jazzy music)
- Get it, girl.
- You know what?
I don't even-
- I wanna see you do it.
I'm not a caviar type chick,
but I'm gonna eat it today.
- But this does smell cheap, though.
I don't know.
- I think that one.
That one looks more like it.
That one looks like beluga or whatever.
(sniffing)
- Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Oh my god.
What, are you gonna vomit in the caviar?
- Don't puke on the caviar.
How long has this been sitting out?
Should we try it?
- [Brynn] Oh this one's expensive.
- [Sai] Let's try them.
(chips crunching)
- No, I can't eat this.
I don't want to.
- [Sai] All right.
I'm just gonna have to do it.
- She's actually (indistinct) she's tasting that.
That's amazing.
(Ubah laughing)
- This doesn't taste luxurious to me whatsoever.
- [Brynn] This one slaps.
(laughter)
You know, sometimes I eat caviar by myself,
in the morning, I just eat it.
- Really?
- Especially if my AMMEX bill's overdue.
Like, we're gonna go down with this ship.
Ooh, but that one's salty.
- All right.
Give this a try.
- This chips, though.
- You guys, I got a little filler.
I got a little filler done,
can any of you tell?
Does it look good?
- This is good for premier.
- Tell me I'm pretty!
- Oh god, where did you find this?
(crunching)
This is the more expensive caviar.
- Yes.
Final answer.
(chime)
- Yeah, bitches!
(both shouting)
- Yeah, that's my boy!
- We don't even like caviar!
- Is caviar appropriate to put out in the party?
The answer is no.
- The worst hostess has to be Jessel.
(all laugh)
- She's on her phone, like you go get your own water.
- Every man's for themselves at her house.
Good luck to you.
May the odds forever be in your favor.
(jazzy music)
- We have a shot of whiskey.
- Fun fact:
Guess who used to be a very awesome bartender?
- That is correcto.
- Yeah!
- It's correct.
- So we're winning this.
- But I don't do whiskey.
- [Ubah] By the color of it,
I think this one is more expensive,
but let me smell.
- Smelling.
I'm smelling.
(glass thumps)
(crosstalk)
(Sai gags)
- Yeah, this doesn't look like the color of whiskey.
- Did you drink it?
- Looks like the color of urine.
But this is so smooth.
This tastes like what I drink
cause I like Jack and coke.
Here's the thing.
This one's stronger.
- Hair on your chest.
- You know, I wouldn't know the difference.
- The color in alcohol is very important,
and also the smell of it.
This one literally smells like it's mixed with water.
This looks like it's aged.
- If the non-drinker gets this right,
- -pee that is hydrate.
- She doesn't drink.
She's disqualified.
- Okay, I follow my people.
- This is amazing.
- This one.
This one's more expensive.
(buzzer)
- What?
- I was right!
Can we please switch?
- Wow.
This one's so strong.
- Why didn't you give us vodka?
(jazzy music)
- We are looking at some fragrances.
- Parfum.
Eau de toilette.
Parfum.
- We should see where it's made.
- But isn't that cheating?
- That's cheating.
- Yeah, of course.
I cheat my whole life in school.
And I still didn't pass.
- Oh my god, this is beautiful.
It smells like making sweet love in Central Park.
- [Sai] Wait, where's the spray part?
- That's how cheap this is.
- [Sai] We can't even spray it.
That's how cheap it is.
- And you know what-
- Oh shit.
It comes out the top.
(laughing)
(bottle sprays)
(sniffing)
- That looks like more like it.
- [Sai] That smells like a public restroom.
- Here's the thing.
Perfume, yeah, great.
This smells good,
but it's also everybody taste, right?
What I like, maybe she doesn't like.
- Yeah, and as it develops.
- It's all about the bottle.
They pay money for this.
This is very heavy.
- It's like a little bit more clean.
This is more expensive.
(chime)
- Yes!
- It's so hot.
- Fragrance is my jam, honey.
I love a good fragrance.
(jazzy music)
(Brynn cackling)
- You.
- You sneaky bitches!
- We're looking at toilet paper, okay?
- Wipe ya ass.
- We're gonna look at the ply,
we're gonna look at the softness.
What does this look like?
(Brynn laughing)
I mean, obviously we already know what is the cheap one
because your girl does not do cheap toilet paper, right?
- She does not.
- When you look at this, you sneeze.
Achoo!
And it's wet, it's broken.
It's done.
Nothing is going to absorb here.
We're done.
This, my friend, is the cheaper.
- This is the quality!
- This is what you use to toilet paper people's homes.
- Your ass will thank you.
- This one, if you wanna bleed, then you use this.
- Oh my god!
- You cannot say that!
- This is expensive one.
Yeah.
- This is cheap.
- One thing we know is our hot sauce,
toilet paper, and perfume.
(giggling)
- Seven out of nine.
- Pretty good.
We're not cheap bitches.
- Winner winner winner, chicken dinner.
- Contrary to popular belief.
Thanks for watching us on Cosmo!
There's more drama to come involving
people who flirt with husbands,
Sunglass that are not from Canal Street-
- And a really F U birthday.
(Brynn wheezes)
- Watch it on Sundays, 9 pm Eastern time,
8 pm Central.
- On Bravo TV, and streaming the next day on Peacock.
- Peacock!
Ca caw.
(laughs)
- Whatever they said.