Hey, guys! Who's ready to laugh?
Whoopsie-doodle!
[music playing]
Now pick up the pace, Fido.
It's the leash you can do.
[laughing]
Seems to be your clucky day!
[laughing]
I guess that's a wrap!
Look at the Loud family getting giggly with it!
[laughing]
Happy April Stools!
Are those... diapers?
She wouldn't!
Hey, it's my fair maiden.
- Get it? - Beautiful?
Don't you mean gorge-ous?
Well, you're going to the dance now dude.
'Cause my friend will be wicked bummed if you flake on her.
- Mine too! - Yeah, snow one likes a flake!
[laughing]
We aren't letting you out until April 2nd.
[cheering]
That was a crate plan, Lincoln.
[laughing]
I've been crating for this moment all my life.
[laughing]
Well, better crate than never!
[laughing]
You're in a crate!
Get it?
We went a little overboard on the salt.
I'll say. It's an as-salt on my senses!
Hey, birthday boy!
Why don't you take the seat of honor?
Hey, I know why the lights went out.
'Cause they liked each other. Get it?
Hey, did you hear the one about a thief who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months!
Why do chicken coups only have two doors?
'Cause if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.
Hey Lincoln, you like seafood?
See food!
[groaning]
Hey, Lucy.
I want to suck your blood!
I always knew I was the light of your life.
What did I miss? Let's ketchup!
[laughing]
I heard a lot of buzz about you!
[laughing]
Good one. You got something on your shirt.
- Boop. - What'd one light bulb say to the other?
- You're glowing! - Hmm, I already told you that one?
No, dude. You are glowing.
If you vote for Dairy Land, you'll have two percent more fun!
[laughing]
Hey, look! I'm at a floss for words!
Are there nuns in it?
Nun that I know of!
[laughing]
How do you make an egg roll?
I don't know, how do you make an egg roll?
- You push it! - Good one, Mr. Coconuts!
But your delivery was a little wooden.
[laughing]
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull dozer!
[laughing]
As an only child,
I've been at the grown-up table my whole life.
So you think you can help me?
Did Napoleon have a Napoleon complex?
That's a grown-up table joke.
Dig, dig, dig, dig!
Digging is fun for the hole family!
[laughing]
Looks like spring is in the air!
[laughing]
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
[plates shattering]
I guess lunch is on me!
Lucy and Len are going at it, again.
I'd make a joke about fighting, but I can't think of a good punch line.
- Get it? - You're so ugly,
you have to trick-or-treat over the phone!
What?
Whoops! Oh...
Looks like the yoke's on you!
How's this for a balanced breakfast?
[laughing]
I was on an egg roll! Get it?
What's more fun than a comedian microwave?
A Dutch oven!
[farting and laughing]
Hey guys, why can't a comedian tell a dirty laundry joke?
'Cause it always comes out clean!
- Who's there? - Delivery man!
Delivery man who?
Come on, kid. It's raining!
That's your punch line?
You really need to work on your delivery.
[laughing]
- Aw! - I said comedy gold.
Not digging for gold.
[laughing]
Luna's bass drum is the brake.
And Luan's whoopee cushion is the accelerator.
Accelerator?
Don't you mean "gas"?
The motion to ration shampoo due to chronic shortages, passed.
By a hair!
And the woodpecker said, "that's why I tell knock-knock jokes".
I told Lincoln I'd help him with his math homework.
Oh, I'll be your plus one.
[laughing]
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
[laughing]
- We decided to-- - Pool our money to get this one.
[groaning]
That's using your noodle.
[laughing]
I would talk trash, but I refuse.
[laughing]
Now we're both on a roll.
[laughing]
Everybody get upstairs and clean the attic!
As punishment for fighting over money!
[moaning and complaining]
That punishment makes no cents!
[laughing]
Upstairs!
- But that was a good one. - The lettuce was a head.
And the tomato was trying to ketchup.
[laughing]
What makes you think I did it?
Maybe because you've made more clogs than a Dutch shoe factory.
[laughing]
We literally have no musical talent.
Yeah. I couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! To run away from the cook!
To produce new chicken!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Oh... sweet comic relief.
Which joke was your favorite?
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