- Do you want to come like more in the frame
so it doesn't look like we hate each other?
(loud chomping)
So, are you just gonna play your video game
throughout this whole intro or?
- Um, I'm about to win, so.
- Cool. You're the most fun to hang out with.
- Literally, 23 seconds and we got this clutched.
- Hey, guys, it's Candice The Edgy Veg.
I'm here today with my friend John.
- Hey, guys.
- John is a professional vegan athlete,
vegan professional athlete?
- Something like that.
- Are you a professional vegan?
- I--
- I mean, in a way.
Anyway, we are doing the 10,000 calorie challenge today.
We did 10,000 calories on John's channel like a month ago?
- Three or four weeks.
- Yeah, but we did it all healthfully
so it was all healthy foods, against my better judgment.
That's how we decided to go about this.
- And how'd you do?
- I didn't make it to 10,000 calories because
your breakfast was three courses,
which involved three burritos.
So, if you haven't seen that video,
I really suggest you go watch it
because it's hysterically ridiculous.
- It's amazing.
- So, we're doing this again
because we hate ourselves.
- Apparently.
- But we're doing junk food.
- This should be interesting.
- Yeah.
- I feel good. I'm confident, but not cocky.
Confident, but cocky, not cocky. Oh God.
This is gonna be bad. (laughing)
This is gonna be bad.
- Alright, so, we--
It's hard with a lot of the vegan places
to know what the exact calories are,
so, we are just going to kind of use one of those apps
that kind of just ballpark it.
So it will be roughly 10,000 calories as the goal.
Could be more, could be less by a little bit,
but we're going to try and be as accurate as possible.
Because last time you were doing so good
and I'm a small human compared to you,
so I was just failing miserably.
So I think that the workout will help me
get a good appetite.
- Okay. - I was like--
(laughing)
- Go team! Hashtag sports!
(jazzy music)
Alright, I'm sorry.
(laughing)
- Okay, the first step to our 10,000 calories.
Junk food edition is breakfast.
We are picking up some friends of ours.
So, you can just park right here.
Like right here. Like we're literally right here.
Picking up, oh!
- So not right there. (laughing)
- Is it your first time driving?
- No it was a curb that you told me to park on.
(laughing)
- So, we're picking up our friends John and Suz,
so, we'll have two John's, one Suz and one Candice.
- Good John and bad John.
- Which one are you?
- I'm bad John.
- Okay, cool.
And we are going to Kareen's
and having an obnoxious plate of breakfast food.
I've never eaten here, but apparently you can get
all the breakfast foods on one plate.
- I'm excited.
- Suz, did you just say we were stupid
for doing this again?
- Like maybe.
- You guys are running 10K?
- Uh, no. We're eating 10K.
- They're the best vegan breakfast place.
- Kareen's.
- Can we get all the breakfast foods
on one plate though?
- She will give you-- - Yes, you get
the vegan supreme and it has everything.
- She will give you whatever you want.
- Also, with a side dish of love, so.
- Oh good.
- How many calories does love have?
- Yeah, how many calories does love have?
- We need to know these things.
(jazzy music)
- This is the most elaborate orange juice
I've ever seen in my life.
- I would say, yeah.
- Well, we're gonna eat.
So, here's our full plate.
(jazzy music)
- We're gonna eat it,
and then document our empty plate.
So you're done?
- I am.
(jazzy music)
- Are you still hungry?
- I'm starving, actually,
(laughs)
I haven't eaten yet and it's almost like 11:30, so.
- Are you gonna get more food or?
- Try and eat more of mine.
- Uh.
- Suz you didn't eat anything.
- Because I'm like focusing on soup and coffee.
- She's not doing the 10,000 calorie challenge.
- No.
- She hasn't even done like 10.
- Well if she cops it over, I'll eat enough for her.
- I'm still working on mine, but I will finish it.
Did you eat all your fruit?
- Yup. - Yes he did.
- So healthy, well that didn't take very long.
So, now you're eating Susan's food?
- Yeah.
- So some pancakes, fries.
- Just with your hands from here, the whole time.
(laughing)
- Gotta be at least.
- Oh my God.
- Six hundred.
- There better be at least two more plates
on top of this by the time we're done here.
- I would do my 10,000 calorie challenge here.
(laughing)
- How are your pancakes?
(background chatter)
- Delicious.
- There we go.
- Yeah.
- It's a beautiful day.
Someone over here thinks that it's
uh, summertime apparently.
- It's five degrees. Five degrees in Canada
is balmy weather.
- I'm so full. Like I feel like I have...
- How many calories?
- I don't know,
I have to put it in to the chronometer.
So, we just ate a lot of food
and now we're going to a Pilates class.
Well, Suz and I am. I don't know what John's doing.
He just like walks around the weight room
(laughing)
Alright, we're very sweaty.
Also, we're both wearing all black today.
Well, except for your shoes.
- Yeah, they are killing a vibe.
- I have to go eat like 8,000 calories now.
- Okay so where are we off to for lunch?
- Right now we're heading to Apiecalypse,
in downtown Toronto.
I've only had it once before,
and it was the best vegan pizza I've ever had.
- I have it like three times a week.
So this is just a casual day for me.
(laughing)
- So this really isn't a challenge.
This is more just like a typical day in the life.
- Oh yeah, like I love this place.
- So you guys have had breakfast already?
- Yeah.
- And have you kind of like tracked
where your calories are at so far?
- Not yet, I'm thinking our breakfast was what,
what did you say like 1500 calories?
- Yeah. You had about 1500.
I had about 2500 'cause I had two portions.
- Clearly an overachiever.
- Yeah.
- He's just trying to make me look bad.
That's the thing, he just does this to make me look bad.
- So do you think that
doing the 10,000 calorie challenge is actually challenging
or is it like--
'Cause you guys have done it already once before
on John's channel.
- And it was challenging.
With the healthy food it's challenging.
I think this will be a lot more attainable.
- And more fun?
- Yeah and more fun cause it's, it's not oatmeal.
You know?
And oatmeal, just, is just like barf in a bowl.
(jazzy music)
We definitely need to pick The Shredder.
And then, what else has like has the most calories.
- Tater tots, ew.
- No more fucking tatter tots.
(laughing)
No more tater tots. (laughing)
- You going for poutine each or like what's the--
- Uh no, just like we'll share a poutine and share--
Deep fried pickles?
(jazzy music)
- Okay, so what do we have ordered?
Vegan poutine with Gouda cheese
and then we got a pig destroyer
which has all this different fake meats on it.
- Barbecued soy curls, pepperoni,
artichokes, vegan bacon,
cheese, mozzarella sticks,
and we also have this glazed doughnut.
(jazzy music)
Napkin for you sir?
Well not all of them.
(laughing)
- I feel like, okay,
you should eat 2 mozzarella sticks,
'cause I'm already ahead of you.
- Oh yeah, cause you had 2 plates of breakfast
(talks with mouth full)
They're even better than the old ones
that they used to have here.
You lost the pepperoni.
- You can't just say it.
- I thought you were going to share that with me
it's like eh I'm good, we're not doing that.
This isn't Lady And The Tramp.
- Do you want hot sauce?
- Yes.
- We're gonna take off.
- Bye. I mean why hang out (mumbles)
That's so fucked.
- Nothing but class.
- I wouldn't do that. (laughing)
- I like it spicy.
- No you don't. - I don't.
(laughing)
You don't even like spicy food.
Are you showing off?
Alright.
- Bite of crust? Bite of cookie?
- How are we not full yet?
- I think our stomachs are still expanded
from the last time.
- Do we have to eat the crust on our pizza?
- No.
(mumbles)
First oatmeal, now crust?
- Well oatmeal's crap.
People don't choose oatmeal unless they hate themselves.
(laughing) You do hate yourself.
- 3 beyond meat burgers each.
- 3 each?
- Gotta be 2400.
- I can eat 2 for sure.
(background noise drowns out speech)
This is the biggest doughnut ever.
- That's thick. This is what I aspire to be.
This thick.
(laughing)
- Here's my thing with these types of doughnuts.
I think there needs to be like some
condensed milk dipping sauce situation
with this doughnut.
(mumbles)
Because it's just like kind of just funky.
That's why I like cake doughnuts.
Like a chocolate, on chocolate cake doughnut.
Those (background noise drowns out speech)
- So we just had half of a large pizza,
we had a doughnut, and poutine,
mozza sticks, now we're going to TBC bakery,
we're saving the other half for later
for when we get hungry at home.
We're going to get some doughnuts,
hopefully they have some croughnuts for us.
- They have epic like huge doughnuts.
They're a bakery so they have like sausage rolls,
pizza rolls, they have this frozen section
I think we can peruse.
They have breakfast sandwiches.
I think they have a uh, a Crunch Supreme,
like a Taco Bell, what is it called?
- Crunch Wrap?
- Crunch Wrap!
They have a vegan version of a Crunch Wrap Supreme.
We should probably get one of those
and take it home.
Okay, that's where we're going.
(jazzy music)
- Chocolate with like, cookie dough on top.
Ooh maybe that one.
That one looks good.
- That's the one I was gonna get.
- Okay get that, I want the one behind it then.
- Okay. And then I need pizza rolls.
- Is he starting to hate you?
- I'm just like, I'm asleep.
(jazzy music)
Do we need a knife to cut these things in half?
I don't really want this right now though.
Like I kind of just want to eat the doughnut.
- I really want my burrito.
- Oh okay.
- I'm actually like starving for a burrito, so.
- Starving for a burrito?
You just ate.
- Aggressive, it might have been like a little bit
of a hyperbole, but.
- Mkay.
Take the bigger half.
(laughing) Are they the exact same?
- Yeah. - Did I nail that?
- Yeah you nailed that.
- I think I want this one actually.
- Ooh. - Alright!
It's a crunch wrap sup--
It smells so good.
- It's a breakfast burrito.
- Oooooh.
- It's delicious.
(jazzy music)
- Mine's better.
(laughing)
It is though. - Is it?
- Hm, it's a bit, anemic.
I really don't want to eat this right now.
I really don't. I'm so full from that pizza
and poutine and doughnut and everything else
that we've eaten today.
- Fun thing is, we still have
half a pizza left
after the doughnuts and burritos.
Cheers. (laughing)
- Fun fact. John doesn't like sweets.
- It's not that I don't like them.
Like I'd eat one and I'd be good.
Like I'm not gonna eat a whole cake.
- Who eats a whole cake?!
- I think you'd be surprised.
- That tastes so good.
- I'm trying to figure out what's on top.
- Peanuts?
- Doesn't taste like peanuts.
- Walnuts.
There's like a slight peanut butter flavor to mine.
Why I wore lipstick today,
I don't know.
- So why did you wear all black today?
- Um, to make myself appear thinner.
Why did you wear all black today?
- To, uh, match my depression.
(laughing)
How are you feeling so far?
- So bad, I feel like
my stomach is slowly inflating like a balloon,
like really slowly.
Like I feel pressure like on my ovaries
for some reason. (laughing)
- I'm still going strong over here.
I just finished half my burrito.
I'm feeling good.
- Alright, so, ugh,
I guess this is like dinner number one
which is the leftover pizza from Apiecalypse.
I don't feel good.
We both have to eat two slices,
so I'm taking like tiny bird bites.
I don't wanna eat this anymore.
- We still have to eat dinner number two.
- No I don't want dinner number two.
I'm starting to regret this.
Can we never do this again?
I think I'm gonna switch my channel.
From food, to like literally anything else.
Like, can we like review, pants?
(jazzy music)
Look at these two. Liz is like, I can has cheeseburger?
Okay, it's dinner time.
Not that we've really taken breaks between eating.
- No.
- We ordered a bunch of A&W Beyond Meat burgers
a bunch of fries, and root beer.
And I'm drinking a bottle of Prosecco
because I need to start drinking these calories
because my stomach's too small, so.
It just arrived.
This is our dinner.
Cheers.
- Oh, Root Beer cheers.
- Good luck.
Let's crush some burgers.
- Let's do it.
- (sighing) I don't wanna eat this.
- The thing is, I had two breakfasts-es
a whole bunch of burger--
- Breakfasts-es? - Break-fies?
- Breakfasts.
- Breakfie. So I had 2 breakfast-ses.
(laughing)
And a whole extra burger and a whole extra fries.
Like it's not even like you can pretend
that you have more calories than me.
- Yeah but I can go out drinking.
Oh my god I'm actually gonna vomit though.
- Why did you think it was gonna be easier?
- I don't know.
(belching)
That's how I feel, I feel like I have to burp.
- I'm sorry I couldn't even hold that in.
I never burp in front of other people,
but like I couldn't hold that in.
- I feel like I have to but I can't.
Like I really feel like if I could,
I would feel better.
I feel like I should be more bloated.
(pop music)
- I had to make room.
(pop music)
No, I can't.
I was like maybe I'll finish this one.
I can't, I can't, I can't.
Oh no.
- I swear to god if you throw up on this table
I'm going to lose my mind.
- It might happen.
(sighing)
But I really don't want to fail.
Like if I throw up do I lose?
- Yes!
(laughing)
- I'm trying to eat this burger,
and every time I try to swallow,
like I have a gag reflux.
Like the rest of it is going to come up
and I don't know how to end this challenge.
- Grow up, eh?
Grow up.
- You weigh twice me.
You are twice my size.
I legit like lost muscle
from the last time we did this.
Like I had like these like great abs
and now I have them underneath a layer
of like (beep) oatmeal.
- Okay, the oatmeal was a lot.
I will give you that.
- I'm feeling emotionally distressed.
Can I partly eat my calories?
- No, one of us is committed to this.
You're a (beep) mess.
- I'm what?
- You're a (beep) mess.
- Oh I thought you said
you're the (beep) best,
and I was like I know!
I don't, I don't think I--
(stutters)
No.
- You need to get out of my face
(laughing)
before I drop you.
I (beep) hate this
(laughing)
I just spit food everywhere.
- Why do we do this?
- The thought of chewing this burger right now
makes me want to actually jump off (mumbles)
- I know! Chewing is the worst part.
Oh no.
(laughing)
If you're gonna throw up
go to the bathroom.
- It was a burp.
If I'm throwing up, it's going right out the balcony.
(laughing)
Right overboard, buddy.
- Okay lets see if I can manage, no.
I, like, I went to grab it no, no.
I'll finish this though, I think I'll finish this.
Is it like, 24 hours though?
- No.
- So what's the time limit?
- It's a day.
- A day is 24 hours. - No.
- There's 24 hours in a day.
Like I have to pee and I can't even get up to do it.
Do we need a break from each other after this?
- Yeah.
(laughing)
Just like a 2 week hiatus.
Nothing against you just,
I'm good.
I'm good. (laughing)
- You don't wanna see this face?
- No.
(laughing)
- I mean, it just reminds me of this day.
And I mean like, PTSD symptoms from it.
- Which ones worse,
this one or the last one?
- Honestly, I'm about to hit 10K.
This burger makes me 10K
- Okay.
So do it.
- No.
(laughing)
- I thought you were like saying like proudly,
like "I am going to eat this burger,
and then I'm at 10K".
- No.
- No you're like this isn't happening for me?
- No, I'm just saying,
I was just stating a fact.
But I felt like this at 2:45 last time,
before we took our nap.
- Oh, that was not good.
- It was not good.
- I'm a few thousand away from 10K
and I honestly like my body is going through some changes.
I feel brain fog, and my stomach feels like
an ever expanding helium balloon.
And I kind of feel sad.
I think its a crash from all the sugar.
I just feel really sad.
Yeah I'm out, I'm done.
I'm out, I can't.
- You can't quit it.
(laughing)
- Do you wanna just take a 15 minute nap?
Okay, goodnight.
I hate you internet.
For making this a trend.
I hate us for doing it twice.
I never want to do this again.
I'm never going to watch a 10,000 calorie challenge
video again.
I can literally feel my body
getting puffy from all the salt.
So we've killed John.
Are you concentrating really hard.
(mumbles in affirmation)
- Do you want me to stop talking to you?
(mumbles in affirmation)
- Well folks, whatever friendship there was here,
I think it's over now.
Did you finish yet?
Are you done?
(bell dings)
I didn't do it.
I'm so proud of you
and so disappointed in myself.
- I'm disappointed in you as well.
You dragged me into this twice.
(belches)
- I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Please like me still.
- One of us ate 10,000 calories today.
(laughing)
- I came really close.
- You did not, you maybe hit 5000.
- That's not true.
It's not true!
I'll do the math later.
This sucks, don't do it,
and if you like this video
give it a big thumbs up.
Bye.
(laughing)
Okay so that's the 10,000 calorie challenge.
Once again John has hit 10,000 calories.
I have not, and I am an utter disappointment.
And you know what I'm okay with that
because I'm gonna go throw up now.
If you like this video
and think we're both nuts,
give it a big thumbs up.
Let us know in the comments section
what video you want us to do next?
What kind of challenge do you want us to do?
Please do not make it involve eating food
(laughing)
Don't forget to watch the first 10,000 calorie challenge
that we did over on John's channel
where it was healthy food
and significantly more food.
And how I also did not finish that one either.
And if you're new here,
welcome, bon journo, and please hit the subscribe button.
I'm gonna go throw up, bye.
(jazzy music)