Ok, just a little bit closer...
...and...
...open your eyes!
Ta-da!
What is it?
Don't make us close our eyes if you're gonna put it under a blanket.
This...is a fully functional time machine!
That thing...can take us wherever we want to go in the past?
Well...I'm working on that.
Uh, right now, it can take you anywhere you want to go...
...but...within 2020.
Talia!
Oh! So it's a torture device.
You're looking at this all wrong!
Think about January and February. Before things really started going crazy!
That feels like forever ago.
I know.
There's so much potential here!
Talia...
You could change the world!
I mean, I guess you have a point.
Wait. When you say "you"--
You could be the first person to ever time travel and save 2020 at the same time!
Besides, I'd do it, but you know I get motion sickness.
It hurts my tum tum.
Ok, you know he just strapped a crockpot to your head, right?
I mean, I guess it's worth a shot.
What's the worst that could happen?
I don't know, uh, death?
Uh, dismemberment?
Hold on to something!
Decapitation?
Don't move your head!
Time pirates!
Think happy thoughts!
Toe reversal?
You're sure this is safe?
Definitely!
(screams)
(screaming)
Oh my gosh...
Did it work?
This hand sanitizer doesn't smell like tequila!
It is January!
Oh wow...
Ok...there's a lot to do...where to start?
Wait a minute...
Yes!
(time travel sound)
It worked!
Unbelievable!
I know!
I got all of it!
Wait. You used the time machine so you could hoard stuff?
Oh calm down. It was already mine!
Someone stole it from me in January. So I went back before they could steal it and I...
Oh.
There's absolutely no reason to go back and interact with yourself!
We have to think bigger!
The fate of humanity is in our hands!
Where are you going??
June!
June?? That's not enough time--
It's all the time I need!
(time travel noise)
Oh...
Hang on, baby. I'm coming!
(time travel noise)
(singing) This is how we do it!
Yes! What all did you get?
Oh, I got Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, I got Beefy Fritos Burritos,
I got a Mexican Pizza--
No!
No, no, no!
That's not why I invented this time machine!
We're supposed to go back and do something good!
Um, this isn't good.
It's great! And then Taco Bell went and took it all away from us!
Enough!
I'm sick and tired of this selfishness!
I gave you both a chance to go back and change things for the better and you wasted it on yourselves!
We'll share with you.
Yeah. Except for the potatoes.
I don't want any of that!
I just want to go back and make 2020 a normal year!
I guess it's true what they say.
If you want to do something right,
you gotta do it yourself! (helmet sparks)
Is it supposed to be doing that?
(helmet sparking)
It overheated. It's fine.
Do you think it's poisonous?
Uh, that or the Taco Bell?
(laughing)
(zapping) (time travel noise)
Shouldn't he have been back by now?
Yeah. You were only gone for a second.
(slow big band music)
Go ahead.
Adam?
Oh hi, Talia.
Did something go wrong or did something go right?
Wrong.
So terribly wrong.
What happened?
I went all the way back.
January 1st.
And then I got stuck.
Oh no!
I had to relive 2020 all over again.
Yikes.
Do you want to talk about it?
No...
No, I don't think I do.
(music volume increases)
What are you listening to?
Anything but "Watermelon Sugar."