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--Three hundred percent.
--135 percent.
--40 percent because it's just names that I need to thank.
--Four.
--One percent, which is thank you.
--None. Zero.
--Zero percent.
--Zero. --Zero.
--Zero --Zero.
--Zero percent.
--Zero. --Exactly none.
--Zero.
--None of it.
--Less than zero. --This is the
part where I thank Beyonce.
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-- Ellen Page -- Oh, wow. Oprah.
--My friend Ray Romano. That's
I want to take him. Ray, are you coming?
--Bette Midler. --Oprah.
--He's dead, but
I'll say Marlon Brando anyway. -- Eartha Kitt, rest in peace.
--I just think Mark Hamill is the cutest. I think Mark Hamill.
--Courtney Vance. -- Stevie
Wonder. --Stevie Wonder. I want to be his
best friend
--Judith Light [laughs]
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--Water. I've made that mistake before. --Aquaphor.
--Listerine strips. --To make sure
that you don't get lipstick on your teeth, and so you do this.
--Move fast. --My
publicist. --Shot of gin before
and to know your angles. --Packed lunch
--Deodorant.
--Charm. -- Georgie the Maltese
dog. --Comfortable shoes
--Some sort of faux
feather ensemble.
--Altoids
--My complete inexperience.
--My socks.
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--Beth Leave-el. Beth Lee-aval. Beth Lev-ahl.
Beth Leavalia.
--Hopefully not Jiz Butterworth.
--Santanano Fontana. That's also what my PE teacher used to call me.
--Damien Doo-ayno.
--An-ace or, uh, An-eye-as
and it's actually Anais.
--Adam Dreever. --Parfect or Perfeect
because they just can't believe that it's my name. And I'm sorry. I
was born Perfect. --Ephra-em
or Eephraim.
--Joe I-cone-us
--Robin duh Jesus
De
Jesus. But it really is Robin de Jesús.
--Shark.
--Vanilla, Forolla
--Dominique Morissoo.
That's the one I get.
It's Dominique Morrisseau. Boom.
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--Ten. I'm incredibly competitive.
--Zero --Five
--I'm a 15 --Like seven
--Uh, Nine
--Six.
--Eight.
--10
--I'm about an eight.
--12.
--Depends on the week.
So, Five.
But mostly 10. --With myself?
10. --Five
--Sensible six.
--Four.
--Eight.
--Nine or 11
--10. -- Oh, probably 11 plus
--I'd say some days a two
and some days of 15
--Get really drunk. --I would like to do an interview on his
show. James, you haven't asked me. -- I would make out with him.
--Go out for a
drink. --Sing a duet.
--Give him a big hug.
--I think it'd be fun to go surfing with
James Corden. --The karaoke in the car
--Absolutely go for a pint
--Drugs --Be in a
musical with him. -- I'd like to spend the
day with him and just watch him function.
--Snuggle --Snuggle
--I have to paint my kitchen. I'd love to paint my kitchen
with him.
Yeah. It would it would make it easier for me.
--Share a beer. -- Oh god, um, just
be in the same room as him, which I guess I will be! [laughs]
Can't wait!
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