LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE WAS A HUGE, HUGE UPSET LAST NIGHT IN
THE PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY RACE IN MICHIGAN.
BECAUSE ALTHOUGH HE WAS PREDICTED TO COME IN 20 POANTS
BEHIND HILLARY, BERNIE SANDERS WON THE STATE GIVING HIS
CAMPAIGN A MUCH FEEDED SHOT IN THE ARM.
HERE IS A PHOTO OF GIVING HIS VICTORY SPEECH.
I MEAN WHAT IS THAT?
(LAUGHTER) WHAT IS THAT?
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY JUST WOKE BERNIE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT.
BERNIE, YOU WON, COME OUT, GIVE A SPEECH, WHERE, IN FRONT OF THE
GARDEN SHED.
IT'S FINE.
BUT IT WAS A CRAZY NIGHT.
AND I MEAN I'VE GOT TO SAY.
THIS WAS THE BIGGEST POLITICAL UPSET SINCE GARY HART DEFEATED
WALTER MONDAY DEAL IN NEW HAMPSHIRE-- MONDAY DALE IN NEW
HAMPSHIRE IN 1984.
WHICH A FACT I DEFINITELY KNEW AND DID NOT JUST HAPPEN TO READ
ONLINE.
BUT I'VE GOT TO SAY, I HAVE ONLY JUST MOVED HERE.
IS EVERY ELECTION THIS UNPREDICTABLE.
THEY SAID TRUMP DIDN'T WIN AND HE STARTED WINNING.
THEY SAID CRUZ COULDN'T WIN,, HE STARTED WINNING.
THEY SAID BERNIE COULDN'T WIN, HE STARTED WINNING.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, GUYS, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE THREE PRESIDENTS.
REALLY?
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT?
THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.
HARD ENOUGH WITH ONE.
BUT LAST NIGHT WASN'T JUST GOOD FOR BERNIE.
IT WAS ALSO A SOLID NIGHT FOR DONALD TRUMP WHO SKIPPED THE
POLITICAL TALK DURING HIS VICTORY SPEECH AND INSTEAD TOOK
THE OPPORTUNITY TO PROMOTE SOME OF HIS TRUMP BRAND PRODUCTS.
>> TRUMP STEAKS, WHERE ARE THE STEAKS, DO WE HAVE STEAKS?
WE HAVE TRUMP STEAKS, THESE ARE TRUMP MAGAZINE IS OUT.
I SAID IT IS, I THOUGHT I READ ONE TWO DAYS AGO.
AND IT'S THE MAGAZINE, IT'S GREAT.
ANYBODY WATT ONE?
HERE, TAKE ONE.
BY THE WAY, THE WINERY, YOU SEE THE WINE.
WE'RE VERY PROUD OF IT WE MAKE THE FINEST WINE, AS GOOD OF WIN
AS YOU CAN GET ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
>> James: I MEAN THE ONLY THING I CAN PAJ BEING WORSE THAN
TRUMP 262016 IS A BOTTLE OF 2016 TRUMP.
LIKE-- (APPLAUSE)
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
ALSO, ALSO YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S TRUMP'S WINERY BECAUSE THEY
ONLY SELL WHITE.
(APPLAUSE) BUT TRUMP'S WINERY MAY NOT BE
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL-- BUT IT DOES HAVE A VERY CATCHY SLOGAN.
IT'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
-- MAKE PLARYK GRAPE AGAIN.
THANK YOU, ONE OF MY OWN.
ONE STATE TRUMP DID NOT WIN LAST NIGHT IS IDAHO WHICH COULD BE
PARTLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE ENDORSEMENT OF IDAHO'S GOVERNOR
BUTCH OTTER WENT INSTEAD TO JOHN KASICH.
AND THAT BUTCH OTTER ENDORSEMENT WORKED.
IT REALLY DID.
IT PROPELLED JOHN KASICH ALL THE WAY TO A RESOUNDING LAST PLACE.
I MEAN NO WONDER KASICH LOST.
IF SOMEONE NAMED BUTCH OTTER ENDORSES A PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE, NOBODY CARES.
IF SOMEBODY NAMED BUTCH OTTER ENDORSES A JUG BAND, NOW I'M
LISTENING AM BUT DESPITE HIS NAME, YOU WOULD TI THAT THE
ENDORSEMENT OF THE STATE'S GOVERNOR IS A PRETTY BIG DEAL
AND IT SHOULD BE.
BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHO BUTCH OTTER RAN AGAINST TO BECOME
GOVERNOR.
>> WELCOME TO THE IDAHO DEBATE.
A LOOK AT THE CANDIDATES ON THE 2014 PRIMARY BALLOT.
>> GOVERNOR OTTER WANTS TO KILL A WOLF.
>> I DID KILL A WOLF WHILE ITS WITH STILL ON ENDANGERED
SPECIES.
LET'S GO OUT THERE AND DO OUR LOGGING, DO OUR MINING, AND.
>> YOU GO IN THERE AND YOU USE SPIRIT ALL WARFARE.
YOU BIND THOSE EVIL SPIRITS THAT ARE BEHIND THE-- WITH THE FLOOD
OF JESUS, TAKE AIR SUPERYORITY AND ROLL IN WITH YOUR TANKS.
>> MR. BROWN.
>> BLITZ KREEG.
>> MR. BROWN.
>> YES, MA'AM.
>> THE QUESTION WAS ABOUT TAXES.
>> James: AND THAT WAS A REAL DEBATE, RIGHT.
IS IT ONLY ME, I'M SUR PRAISED THAT THE GUY IN THE SUIT IS THE
ONE NAMED BUTCH OTTER.
LIKE WHEN EP WAS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR, YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT
BUTCH OTTER WAS PROBABLY LIKE DO YOU THINK-- DO YOU THINK THE
NAME OTTER IS TBING TO BE A PROBLEM FOR ME?
AND THEN HE SAW THE GUY DRESSED HEAD TO TOE IN LEATHER AND HE'S
LIKE YEAH, I THINK I'M GOING TO FIEFNL BY THE WAY, THAT MAN IN
THE LEATHER, THAT'S HARLEY BROWN.
ARE YOU PROBABLY WONDERING WHAT PARTY HE IS AFFILIATED WITH.
AND IT'S THE, YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO THAT PARTY.
I MEAN WE'RE LAUGHING AT THE LEATHER DUDE AND THE CARTOON
PROS PECKER, BUT HERE'S THE THING, COME ON, HERE'S THE
THING, RIGHT, COMPARED TO THE CANDIDATES WE HAVE IN THE
REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARY, THESE GUYS ARE LOOKING PRETTY
GOOD.
I MEAN HARLEY BROWN, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD BE PRESIDENT.
>> I'M ABOUT AS PLILTICALLY CORRECT AS YOUR PROVERBIAL TURD
IN A PUNCH BOWL.
>> James: HE COULD BE THE NOMINEE.