Ah! Lori, I need help. Dress or jumpsuit?
Dress or jumpsuit?!
Well, I still don't know what to wear,
but I guess I'll just have to chance it.
[laughing]
Is this seat taken?
[babbling]
I'll take that as a no. So are you new to our school?
I don't remember seeing you around.
[babbling]
Oh, I don't know. Oh. Does this work?
Pretty.
[gasping] Thank you.
I love your romper. Totes cute color.
[giggling]
You want to sit together at lunch?
[giggling]
And what does this animal do?
Quack, quack, quack quack.
[laughing]
OMGosh, this must be shop class.
You actually shop. I'm so getting an A.
That new volunteer is delightful.
She really relates to the children on their level.
Wow, I am boring.
Hey, Mom! Where do we keep all the hand me downs?!
Now we're talking. Thank you, Luna.
[honking]
Come on, Stinkin', we're gonna be late for school!
[Lincoln clearing throat] [others gasping]
[gasping]
Whoa-ho-ho! Wait, you're already here?
I didn't see that coming.
Yeah, you didn't.
Hooo-weee, sure do fancy your new duds, Lincoln.
Yeah, didn't know you were into the hipster look.
You might find there's a lot you don't know about me.
[bell ringing]
Are you saying that specifically to Stella?
Or there are things that I,
your best friend of six years, don't know?
Alright, class, time for calligraphy practice.
Everyone find a partner.
Lincoln, I assume you'll be--
Hey, Stella, would you like to work together today?
Oh, didn't see that coming.
Me neither.
You know what we need to do. We need to go normie.
[gasping]
[groaning]
Okay, everyone, it's time to walk the normie walk
and talk the normie talk.
Here friends! Enjoy this carnivore's delight!
[groaning]
I also have potato salad and coleslaw.
Mmm, Boris loves a good BBQ y'all!
[groaning]
Let's crank this up a notch!
Here he comes! Water vessel fight!
- Water selfie! - Whee!
Laugh laugh, us normal kids love water based frolicking!
[groaning]
Oh, come on! We pulled out all the stops!
I even drank a pumpkin spice flavored beverage
and he still doesn't want us!
♪ We love you, you're Luna Now change! ♪
♪ It's all how you play The game! ♪
♪ All big stars could use Improvement! ♪
♪ We love you, you're perfect! We love you, you're worth it! ♪
♪ We love you, you're Luna Now change! ♪
Hey, Lola.
Dude, it's me, Luna.
[gasping]
Learn to take a compliment, sweetie.
Luna, what happened to you?
Nothing. The producers just made a few tweaks. [sneezing]
A few tweaks?
You are literally unrecognizable.
Give me a break, dude.
Oh, hi, Rita Loud.
You must be one of Lori's friends.
Mom, it's Luna.
[gasping]
Chill, guys. Sometimes in the music industry,
you've got to play the game to get the fame.
The rope is waiting.
And it will continue to do so, Coach P.
This is 30% of your grade, kid.
[groaning]
[grunting]
[ringing]
I mean right away, Coach.
[clearing throat]
I gotta pee, Coach, uh, P.
And so do I.
Okay, everyone, move it. Royalty coming through.
If this damages my nails,
you will be hearing from my attorney.
Alley-oop!
[ringing]
Wow, Lola, I've never seen that kind of hustle
from you before.
Oh. Oh, right, um, I'm in training
for a Miss... Survivalist pageant.
[giggling]
[camera flashing]
Uh, hon, don't- don't you think you should get to class?
You don't want to be late on your first day undercover.
Just a sec. I'm building a social media presence.
It'll be so cray if I don't have one.
Speaking of which, can you go to SwiftyPic
and drop a heart emoji on my latest post?
You lost me at "cray".
Well, Brita, have a nice day.
It's Brita.
With that terrible tee shot a redo was requested
and thus was created, the Mulligan.
[phone ringing] Oh, my word!
Sorry. Leni, I can't talk. I'm in class.
Lori, please.
You've got this.
Huh? Fine.
But if I get a call from someone named Boo-Boo Bear,
I'm gonna need that back.
Welcome to our first rehearsal.
My play, Don't Sassafras Me:
The Life and Times of Joannie Sassafras ,
is about my comedy hero,
who took a chance to pursue her dream.
I've written the roles you'll be playing
on each of your scripts.
Wow! I play Joannie.
Owner of the Chuckle Condo?
That's a lot of responsibility, Luan.
Whoa, Announcer Guy,
and Clown Judge Number Three? Nice!
Okay, let's get started with scene one.
This is where young Joannie puts on her first show
for her kindergarten class. Everyone, take your places.
And... action!
Who's ready for a show?
[cheering]
What's that? I can't ear you.
[laughing]
[laughing, snorting]
Cut! Cut! Cut!
♪ It is hard to make looking This good look easy ♪
♪ And it takes a few mistakes To be just right ♪
♪ Looking perfect is a gift ♪
♪ When I feel meh I act as if ♪
♪ A little lip gloss Keeps me going all day long ♪
♪ When my high heels hit The floor ♪
♪ The applause becomes a roar ♪
♪ And I hold the last note Long ♪
♪ That's my kind of song! ♪
♪ My kind! ♪
Sweet performance, Lols.
You doing that song at your next pageant?
What song?
My pageant talent is martial arts right now.
Hi-yah!
Lesson 12: Avoiding road hazards
There's a squirrel in the road. What do you do?
[squeaking]
[screaming]
Hey, squad, just an FYI:
I housed a plate of chilli cheese fries just now,
so you might wanna stay away from me in the huddle.
[belching]
[laughing]
Sorry about that, player I've never seen before.
Hmm? Who's this other player I've also never seen before?
Wait, who are any of you people? And where's Maddie?
Maddie's been traded as well.
What? She was the last person on the team I knew.
Other than Randall the Rooster.
[laughing]
Oh, come on! You traded the rooster?!
Statistically speaking, teams with a feline mascot have
a 68.45% chance of victory.
[groaning]
Greetings, colleagues. I, Lisa Loud, Ph.D, JD, MD,
and occasional DDS, present to you an epic discovery.
I give you 'Anamalia Cordata Mammalia Flipia'!
[belching]
Now, to the naked eye, an ordinary human male.
But a closer look reveals something far different.
His liver is in his neck...
[audience oohing]
his skin is one big callous...
[audience gasping]
he has gills...
[audience gasping]
his heart beats like no other...
And last but certainly not least,
my greatest discovery of all...
The specimen has two posterior crevasses,
street name... butt cracks!
[audience gasping]
So head on down to Flip's Food 'n' Fuel
after the show, come for the snacks,
stay for the cracks. Oh yeah! Come on there, baby.