- Happy post-New Year.
(cheering)
Hey guys this is my friend Hannah Gelb.
And we're here to tell you guys
about things that people do every day on New Year's Day.
Which is just talk about...
What happened last night?
(funky techno music)
Do you remember when we ate all that toast?
- Yeah, I had one piece.
- We had a lot of really great dips.
- There were savory and sweet.
I can't even tell you the words
of the things that were in them.
Like, it was a mystery.
No one's fancy.
(laughing)
- Last night everybody got dressed up so cute.
(laughing)
Especially you, Hannah Gelb, though.
About 10 to 15 minutes in, Hannah announced that
she needed to take off her tights because she was too hot.
Okay, you know how sometimes when you've been drinking
and you are very enthusiastic about the truth?
(laughing)
So Hannah goes up to our friend, Hannibal,
and just has to let him know a couple things.
- I said, "Hannibal, this is not booze talking.
"You are so cool and I love you."
He was really happy that I said that.
Okay?
- This isn't the booze talking,
but you are so cool and I love you.
(laughing)
We're a really big affirmations crowd.
- We jumped into a freezing cold swimming pool.
- I banged my head in a jacuzzi.
None of this I condone or endorse.
Also, I'm 28, she's 29, kids.
It's not like we're 14, celebrating New Year's
by jumping naked into pools.
Probably could have left that part out.
- I've never heard it said out loud like that before.
- What, we're 28 and 29?
- Yeah, we're so old.
- No, we're cool. - No, we're not.
- We're responsible adults that are having fun.
Look at us. - Yeah.
- I have a Disneyland sweatshirt on.
- (laughing) Except you're employed and stuff.
And I'm like, "Hi, I'm 30.
"I live with my parents and I work at a coffee shop."
- But you make great coffee.
And your parents are lovely.
Sorry guys, my voice is totally gone because we also...
After midnight or before midnight,
we all started singing Disney songs.
But there were distinctly two halves of the party.
There's the half that was holding hands and singing.
♫ No one to tell us no or where to go
♫ Or say we're only dreaming
♫ A whole new world ♫
- I almost puked-burped.
(laughing)
And the other half it was like...
(sniffling)
(laughing)
Those kids are losers (laughing).
- What do people like this say? I don't know.
- I don't know either.
I said, "Those kids are losers."
Okay.
And then, what else happened last night?
- I don't know if this is okay to say right now.
- What?
- In Hannah's quest to be the worst cook in the world,
she actually has learned to make some things pretty good.
And last night, she whipped up this macaroni and cheese
that literally saved my life.
(laughing)
I don't know if you guys are like me
where when you feel hungry you feel like you're gonna die.
Is that just me?
So I thought I was gonna die, and then Hannah Hart was like,
"I'm making mac and cheese right now."
- I love you, man.
- What'd you put in that mac and cheese?
- Sriracha.
You hooked up.
- Can I say that on the internet?
- I don't know, it's not PG-13. - [Voiceover] No.
- Why not?
- It always happens when you're just
not thinking about it, you know?
- When you're relaxed, casual, easy-breezy,
free, in charge of your life and your sexuality.
What else happened last night?
What are more things that happened last night?
- Oh, we took lots of Polaroid pictures.
- Oh, that was fun.
I made a really fun announcement
at the beginning of the night by saying,
"It's $30 for eight frames.
"I'm just saying, there's only 32, so don't get crazy."
And I felt like that was a really cool way to start.
- That completely turned out what you're saying.
(laughing)
- And this is why we need to go
back to sitting on the couch.
Guys, all day today has been a world of pain.
And a world of gain.
What type of gain?
Weight gain.
(laughing)
- This is not hyperbole at all when I say
this has been the best day of my life.
(laughing)
- I'm so glad that you came to town, dude.
Happy New Year's.
- Me too, happy New Year's.
- I'm glad I could spend it with you.
And cheers to 2015, guys.
- Cheers to all the fanfiction
that was just inspired by that kiss.
- Why are you so sweaty?
- It's so hot right here!
- Let's all thank Hannah Gelb for being here.
We love you.
Let's all thank everybody
in the internet world for being there.
We love you.
Also, if you enjoyed this video,
you're of great taste in comedy.
It's not even comedy, it's just friendship.
What was your New Year's like?
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(laughing)