Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day everybody.
[APPLAUSE] Today we celebrate Dr.
King's courage and compassion for all people.
We need that right now more than ever.
We need that in the world.
[APPLAUSE] And
tomorrow we continue to celebrate because it's Maury Povich's birthday.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Where somebody will not be the father.
>> [LAUGH] >> Tomorrow night we also celebrate
the people, with the People's Choice Awards, and I'm not sure if you know this,
but I'm nominated for three of them, and >> [APPLAUSE]
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>> And this is true,
if I win only one of those, I will have officially won more
People's Choice Awards than anyone else in the history of the show, so that would,
>> [APPLAUSE]
It will make me the most peoplest
person of all time.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> So, right now it's time for
a game we are calling, We the People's Choice Awards.
Here's how it works.
You're playing for tickets to the People's Choice Awards, so you need people.
Everyone needs people, and
people who need people are the luckiest people in the world.
>> [LAUGH] >> So I am going to read.
Somebody has something in the audience.
If anyone in the audience has that thing, you're gonna immediately lift it up.
And the first person to find that thing and get back here and
ring the bell, you're gonna get a point, okay?
So there's gonna be different things I'm gonna ask for, everybody get ready.
This is gonna be so fun, but I'm not gonna ask for a hard boiled egg or
anything like that, don't worry.
>> [LAUGH] >> You know how they do.
All right.
When celebrity wins a People's Choice Award, they probably get a kiss from their
date, so it's important they have minty fresh breath, go find breath mint.
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>> [APPLAUSE] [SOUND]
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[LAUGH] >> Wow, are you alright?
>> Yeah, I'm doing good.
[LAUGH] >> But you hit it first, so you win.
Okay, wow, what is that?
[APPLAUSE] Very good but it's not- >> It's not really,
okay, start looking for, don't just come back with anything.
That is not a breath mint.
That is a throat and chest [LAUGH].
No, no, no, so look at what you're getting.
Don't just, if someone hands you something, look at it.
[LAUGH] [LAUGH] >> The first rule of being a host.
>> [LAUGH] >> All right, and what is that?
That's gum, that's not a breath mint either.
>> [LAUGH] >> No.
All right neither of you get a point.
>> Aw [LAUGH] >> All right and
you people who gave them the wrong things.
>> [LAUGH] >> When I ask for something,
it has to be that thing, okay?
Alright, here's the next one.
People's Choice Awards air on January 18th.
Go find someone who has a birthday in January and bring me their ID.
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[SOUND] >> What is the birthday there?
[LAUGH] >> January-
>> What's your birthday?
>> January 7th.
>> Yes. >> Yeah I can't really see that.
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm gonna trust you, though, is it?
>> Yeah. >> All right, well happy birthday to you.
All right what's that one?
>> I was going for mine, because my birthday's coming up [LAUGH]
>> When's your birthday?
>> The 16th. >> Happy birthday, you lost.
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> All right,
all right, we'll give those back later.
All right, this is fun, isn't it?
>> It's fun. >> [LAUGH]
>> You have the right shoes on?
Really, not.
>> It's okay, [INAUDIBLE] >> All right,
if you were wearing Ed by Ellen, they'd be very comfortable.
>> [LAUGH] >> If you drive to the awards,
you'll money to pay for valet.
Find $100 bill.
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You got it?
>> I think I have it.
You both are going to the same person every single time.
>> She's right.
I know.
>> [LAUGH].
Alright. So you came back first.
Alright.
Put those down.
[LAUGH] Alright.
Tom Hanks is nominated for favorite movie actor.
Find the person sitting in Tom Hanks' seat and bring me their wallet.
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[SOUND] >> Alright.
Y'all didn't know where Tom Hanks' seat was.
>> [LAUGH].
>> Alright.
>> [LAUGH].
>> I love this game.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> Alright, Bad Moms is nominated for
favorite comedic movie.
Go find a mom with three or more kids.
Bring me a picture of their kids.
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[SOUND] Okay.
Is that your phone?
>> Yeah.
>> Alright, let's see those kids.
>> My gosh.
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm out of breath.
>> Yeah, well.
>> [LAUGH] >> My, who's that?
>> [LAUGH] >> Alright, there they are.
I believe you, they're the kids.
Okay, Finding Dory is nominated for favorite family movie.
Bring me something that has a Disney character on it.
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Alright, alright.
There it is, there it is.
That's bigger but this wins.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> You're getting two tickets.
We're giving tickets away.
I'll see you there, all right.
Alright, great.
You know what?
You should go too.
>> [NOISE]
[MUSIC]
[APPLAUSE] >> Yes,
man, I always said we need dancers for that music, and
you got them, thank you so much.