HOW WAS EVERYONE'S WEEKEND, REGGIE, ANYTHING FUN?
ANYTHING TO ROMPT?
>> Reggie: YEAH, I MET SOME NEW PEOPLE.
>> James: YOU DID?
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: NO, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: IN THIS COVID SAFE ENVIRONMENT.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: HOW, WHERE, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE YOU SPEAK OF.
>> Reggie: I WILL TELL YOU WHAT.
I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET, YOU KNOW, AND I SEE A LOVELY
YOUNG LADY IN VERY NICE, VERY LAUNCH CORD ROY PANTS AND I
STOP, I GET OUT OF THE CAR AND I'M LIKE THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD,
BUT SHE KIND OF RECOGNIZED ME, WE HIT IT OFF, WALKING AROUND
THE BLOCK, SHE IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.
>> James: HANG ON.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE TBG SERIOUS OR NOT.
>> Reggie: I AM.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GENUINELY MET SOMEONE SO I DON'T
WANT TO OFFEND THEM WITH THE JOKE I MIGHT TELL.
>> Reggie: NO, NO, GO AHEAD, IT'S REAL, GO AHEAD, IT
HAPPENED, GO AHEAD.
>> James: ARE YOU CERTAIN SHE WASN'T A PROSTITUTE?
BECAUSE I THINK WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED, WHAT YOU JUST
DESCRIBED IS WHAT SOME ONE TELLS A POLICE OFFICER WHEN THEY GET
CAUGHT WITH A PROSTITUTE.
>> Reggie: WELL, YOU MEAN SHE DID, I DID PAY HER, LIKE-- BUT I
WAS OUT OF GENEROSITY.
>> James: SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD, SEE
SOMEONE IN CORDEROY PANTS YOU LOOK SHE LOOK FUN I WILL TALK TO
HER AT A SAFE DISTANCE.
>> WE GO INTO A SWEDISH SOCK FLOOR AND SHE ENDED UP KNOWING A
BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS, WAS A MUSICIAN AND SHE WAS REALLY
COOL.
>> James: ONLY REGGIE WATTS, THAT IS MORE INTERESTING THAN
ANYTHING I DID THIS WEEKEND.
THE MOST INTERESTING THING I FOUND OUT THIS WEEKEND.
>> Reggie: WHAT.
>> James: WHERE THE WORD-- TWIX COMES, FROM THE GUY
WHO WAS PITCHING IT.
THEY WERE ORIGINALLY-- THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CALLED TWIN STICKS
AND SOMEONE SAID WE SHOULD CALL IT TWIX, AND THERE WE GO.
AND THAT IS HOW DIFFERENT OUR LIVES ARE.
WELL, LOSS ANG LESS, LOS ANGELES IS A BUZZ BECAUSE IT'S GETTING
EXCITING AFTER WINNING LAST NIGHT, THE DODGERS ARE NOW ONE
GAME A WHICH FROM WINNING THE WORLD SERIES.
YEAH.
ONE GAME AWAY.
GO DODGERS.
BETWEEN THE LAKERS AND WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THE DODGERS, IT HAS
BEEN AMAZING WATCHING PEOPLE IN OS LOS ANGELES NOT KNOW WHICH
BAND WAGON TO JUMP ON.
DID YOU CATCH THE DODGERS GAME IAN?
>> I WAS GOING TO WATCH IT AND THEN THIS GUY JUMPED OUT OF HIS
CAR AND TOOK ME TO A SOCKS STORE.
>> IAN.
>> James: I LIKE BASEBALL WHEN IT GETS TO THIS POINT NOW
BECAUSE IT'S GETTING EXCITING.
MOSTLY IF I WATCH BASEBALL I FEEL LIKE I'M WATCHING A GROUP
OF PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW HAVE A PICNIC.
YOU KNOW, BUT NOW I'M INTO IT.
I'M TOLD THIS WILL BE THE DODGERS FIRST WORLD SERIES WIN
SINCE 191988.
A DIFFERENT WORLD BACK THEN.
IN 1988 A FORMER CELEBRITY WAS PRESIDENT, THERE WAS A BATMAN
MOVIE IN PRODUCTION AND LENNY KRAVITZ WAS ONE OF THE HOTTEST
MEN ALIVE.
HOW TIME'S CHANGED.
THIS IS YOU TROO.
YOU KNOW WHAT SONG WAS NUMBER ONE IN THE CHARTS IN OCTOBER OF
1988.
BOBBY McFERRIN'S DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY.
>> Reggie: WOW.
>> James: GOOD ADVICE FOR 1988.
VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR 2020.
OF COURSE THE ELECTION IS JUST A WEEK AWAY SO PRESIDENT TRUMP
SPENT THE WEEKEND ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL WHERE HE VISITED
AN APPLE ORCHARD AND AS MOST PRESIDENTS DO, SIGNED A PUMPKIN.
WHO SIGNS A PUMPKIN.
AND SECONDLY WHO SIGNS A PUMPKIN HORIZONTALLY.
THAT IS NOW HOW A PUMPKIN STANDS UP.
IF YOU ARE WONDERING WITH VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE WASN'T
THERE IS BECAUSE MANY OF THE GOURDS AT THE ORCHARD WERE
SHAPED LIKE THIS.
AND HE CONSIDERS THAT DEEPLY OFFENSIVE.
THEN LAST NIGHT THE PRESIDENT AND THE FURS LADY HOSTED YOUNG
CHILDREN AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR TRICK OR TREATING.
AND A COUPLE-OF-KIDS REALLY CAUGHT THEIR ATTENTION BECAUSE
THEY WERE ES DESCRED AS DONALD AND MELANIA.
HERE THEY ARE HERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
MEL AN YAS WAS LIKE OH, THEY'RE PRETENDING TO BE A REAL HUSBAND
AND WIFE JUST LIKE US.
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THE LITTLE DONALD IS VERY ACCURATE, THE
HAIR, THE RED TIE, THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF THEM HAVE EVER PAID
TAXES.
EVEN JARED KUSHNER GOT INTO THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN DRESSING UP
LIKE A VAMPIRE.
AS HE DOES EVERY DAY.
AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS, FIVE MEMBERS OF VICE PRESIDENT MIKE
PENCE'S TEAM INCLUDING HIS CHIEF OF STAFF HAVE NOW TESTED
POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS.
SO LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.
MIKE PENCE HAS A TEAM WE WISH THEM ALL A SPEEDY RECOVERY, OF
COURSE WE DO, BOTH FROM THE VIRUS AND FROM THINKING IT WAS
EVER A GOOD IDEA TO WORK FOR MIKE PENCE.
DISES MIGHT ALL OF THIS PENCE HIMSELF STILL HAS NOT TESTED
POSITIVE BECAUSE EVEN THE VIRUS ISN'T INTERESTED IN MIKE PENCE.
ALTHOUGH IMAGINE BEING THAT FLY NOW.
YOU HE IS LIKE IT WAS WEEKS AGO, HAVE I HAD NO SYMPTOMS, HE WAS
LIKE BRO, YOU WERE ON THERE A LONG TIME.
>> MEANWHILE WHILE APPEARING ON CNN YESTERDAY, TRUMP'S CHIEF OF
STAFF MARK MEADOWS SEEMED TO IMPLY THAT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS
LOST HOPE OF CONTROLLING THE CORONAVIRUS.
HAVE A LOOK.
>> SO HERE'S WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO CONTROL THE PANDEMIC.
WE ARE GOING TO CONTROL THE FACT THAT WE GET A VACCINE,
THERAPEUTICS.
>> WHY AREN'T WE GOING TO GET CONTROL OF THE PANDEMIC.
>> BECAUSE IT IS A CONTAGIOUS VIRUS.
>> BUT WHY NOT MAKE EFFORTS TO CONTAIN IT.
>> James: WE'RE NOT GOING TO CONTROL IT YOU HAVE TO SAY
FANTASTIC JOB SO FAR.
LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.
DO WHAT ANY OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE DONE SUCCESSFULLY.
WE'RE GOING TO NOT DO THAT IS TRUMP MANY WHILE DOESN'T SEEM TO
BE RESPONDING WELL TO HOW HE HAS HANDLED THE PANDEMIC.
THIS MORNING HE WENT TO TWITTER AND HE WROTE THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA
IS RIDING COVID, COVID, COVID ALL THE WAY TO THE ELECTION.
LOSERS.
YEAH, HOW DARE THE NEWS MEDIA COVER THE BIGGEST STORY OF THIS
CENTURY.
IT IS WEIRD WHEN YOU THINK BH IF THAT WE ARE ALL PREOCCUPIED WITH
THIS SUPERCONTAGIOUS DEADLY VIRUS SPREADING RAPIDLY ACROSS
THE COUNTRY.
LIKE COME ON, GET A LIFE GUYS.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, STUDIO AUDIENCE.
COVID, COVID, COVID T SOUNDS LIKE MIKE PENCE ASKING ABOUT HIS
STAFF.
WHERE'S BOB TODAY.
>> COVID.
>> WHAT ABOUT JENNA.
>> COVID.
>> WHAT ABOUT MA-- COVID, OKAY.
AND FINALLY, A WOMAN ORDERED A GREMLIN CAKE FOR HER SON'S
BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN THE CAKE ARRIVED IF DID NOT LOOK LIKE THE
PHOTO ON THE WEBSITE.
HERE'S THE CAKE THAT SHE WANTED.
AND HERE'S WHAT SHE GOT.
THAT IS LUKE ME WHEN I TURN OFF THE ZOOM FILTER.
AND SOMEONE WHO ONCE HAD A CAKE MADE OF THEMSELVES THAT LOOKED
LIKE THIS, I JUST WANT TO SAY I GET IT.
I DO.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, THIS MIGHT BE THE BEST VISUAL
SUMMATION OF THE YEAR 2020.
HOW IT STARTED AND HOW IT'S GOING.