What's going on guys
I am Matthias
and today I am looking at some
crazy
wacky
weird
dollar store items
YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Bryan has gone to the dollar store
and picked out
a bunch of dollar store items
okay?
And I
have to try them all
I don't know what he's picked out
He's just gonna hand me them
and we're gonna see
what they are
I'm a little worried
that you've gone creepy on me
or that you're gonna make me eat something
that I don't wanna eat
At the end of
me trying every item
I'm gonna say whether
it was worth it or whether I am gonna turd it
You know like throw it away
in the turd basket
I have one of those now
cause I have a baby
First item is......
.....puzzle cassetete
it's a puzzle toy
Are you up for a challenge?
Figure out how to unlink the puzzle
then link them back together again
oh
wow
Bryan: You're strong
I am strong
Currently we have them linked
right now
and I have to do my best
to unlink them
how am I gonna do that?
Can I just bend it?
Is that cheating? Bryan:NO
Bryan:That's cheating
Bryan: You gotta....
Bryan: No you can't do that
Wow
How do you do this?
Dude this is
You can't do anything on this
What?
what is this
it's just two things linked
Bryan: yeah
Bryan: unlink it
*clink*
*clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink* *clink*
I've never been one for puzzles
Bryan: *laughs*
*Matthias gasps*
Bryan:ohh
Mathias:oh
Bryan: No dude
See the thing about these things though
is that the minute you figure it out
it's boring Bryan:ah
Bryan: you're like "ahhhh"
*thump*
Okay
turd it
Bryan: turd it?
I'm gonna turd that piece of junk
Next item
is.....
oh I knew it was gonna be some sort of
spicy candy
Salsaghetti?
So it's like
spicy candy spaghetti?
*Spanishishish*
Oh, this looks horrible
wait
it comes with something
*Matthias gasps*
It comes flavoured
hot
liquid
candy
This is optional
clearly
Bryan and Matthias: ohhh
Bryan: NOOOOOO
It got all over you dude
eww
it's brown :(
Ohhhhhhhh
oh no
No (x6)
*dramatic music*
*music stops*
It tastes like licorice
that someone put salt and pepper on
That was weird
I am not gonna lie
That was really weird
That was a turd it
Turd it
Next!
Mustaches
yes
just joking around
Don't worry
We're not serious about these mustaches
We're just joking around
alright?
Mustache multi pack
I'm gonna have the handle bar one
Bryan
You can have
this one
yeah it's very soft
Oh my word
No ladies are gonna complain when I kiss 'em
I mean
just Amanda
Bryan: No lady?
Matthias: Yeah ladies
Luna and Amanda
they're both ladies
Bryan: Could say
Well how do you get that edge off of this thing?
I think they forgot to put the adhesive on it
There you go
Bryan: Let me see
You can't really laugh or anything
Bryan: Now it's my mouth
Bryan: I licked it
Matthias: You have to keep it on though
You have to keep it on
Hello, good Sir!
Hello
This is a buy it
or worth it
Next item
Spinning
Spin...
Spiniyos?
Look at that creepy cat
It's like
*Matthias trys to imitate the cat*
Oh it got two different yos
We got a dog
or a cat
depending on if you're a dog or a cat lover
A whole new spin
on defying gravity
*Matthias imitates Hulk*
Here's the idea
you take this guy
put it on top
and he rolls
*Matthias gasps*
But it doesn't fall......
It was supposed to like
do it before
before it falls off
That's what I'm supposed to do
It's kind of a challenge
You like that?
Oh now you gotta to do two at the same time
what do you think about that
huh?
Okay here's the Hitler one
No Bryan: wait
Bryan: is mine upside down?
Matthias: Mine's not Hitler
Mine's just like
mine's like
Bryan: Magnum, P.I.
Matthias: Magnum, P.I.
Yeah you know what I am talking about
Everyone there has no idea what I'm talking about
They're like, "Magnum, P.I?" Bryan: "Who's that?"
still it's before even my time
Next item!
Head band hair extensions
oh my word
That is a lot of hair
How to: Directions
Okay there's a hairnet
like
over it
there we go
red
here you go
it's got a
I'm not gonna read the how to: Directions
I'm gonna make it
like a George Washington style
like you only have
you
*Bryan laughs loudly in background*
you only have hair up there
I think this is a good look
don't you guys?
The what?
The top of my head is getting all red
Dude
I'm a little concerned
It's like such a different color
like
cutting off circulation in my brain or something
It's doing it again
What the heck?
Dude
I don't think this is safe
I don't think this safe for use
It's so weird dude
That's super weird
bro
turd it
Next item
bruh
oh come on
it's called jokes and gags
funny teeth
HAHA
in case you weren't laughing
I look so creepy when I'm saying that
I absolutely hate fake teeth
Bryan: Look so yellow too
You know they
no
these thing make me gag
dude
Okay one more time
just so you can get some laughs
before I take it off
because this thing make me gag
What the heck is this?
Two cubes
emoji bears
Emoji bear?
What?
Look this bear literally has a phone
and it is texting
wait let me read the text
I love you
I heart pizza
LOL
My cat eats burgers and cookies
OMG
I want strawberry ice cream
That's my favorite
Who has conversations like that?
I love you
and then I love pizza
I love you
I love
pizza
sorry I don't love you
No
Show your emotions
in case you have trouble regularly
four ninety nine
amazing new value
you paid four ninety nine for this
Bryan: NO I didn't
Matthias: yeah you did bro
It says it right there
four ninety nine
Bryan got swindled
He deserves to be swindled
for this
"Everyone loves emojis
"Everyone loves teddy bears
"Emoji Bears capture the best of both
"they're fun, soft, collectible, and lovable friends"
I'm gonna rip out its heart
your parents come over
and
they're like
What's wrong Timmy?
Do you think it'll feel better tomorrow?
Do you remember all the times you used to act like a monkey?
What do you feel like eating?
We'll all make you feel better
I think that's the use of this bear
An emoji bear
What?
I'm gonna keep the emoji cubes
I kind of like those
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