[grunting]
What the-?
[screaming]
Toot toot!
No! No! Never!
[Plankton laughing]
You can't fool me, Plankton.
You want the Krabby Patty formula?
You are going to hand deliver t to me personally.
No. No! No!
There's no one here.
Don't remind me.
Brace yourself, SpongeBob, This is my lab.
[barking]
And this is my laboratory!
And did I ever show you my record player?
[laughing]
I must fight.
[grunting]
I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs.
Here you go.
Thank you, SpongeDoop. [laughing]
Don't forget your lucky penny.
[laughing]
Yoink.
This must be your lucky day. [laughing]
Self destruct coin slot has been activated.
Ten seconds 'til detonation.
Coin operated self destruct? Not one of my better ideas.
Help!
Ouch.
Gosh, I don't know about this Mr. Krabs.
Wouldn't I have to miss work if I went to see-
[screaming]
Well, this looks like the place.
Uh, hello. Doctor?
Come in, Mr. SquarePants.
Please, have a seat on the couch.
Now, [chuckles]
Let's unload all that harmful information
in your little yellow head.
You're a bit smaller than I imagined, doctor,
but I guess that's why they call you shrink.
[chuckles]
[car alarm blaring]
Run for it, man!
[screaming]
[gasping]
[screaming]
Oh, good, the lunch rush.
Now that my Chumbot has dropped you
into my clutches,
you'll be forced to eat at the Chum Bucket.
[screaming]
What? You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?
Come on, it's a standard marketing technique.
You little twerp!
Hey!
[Karen]
Ah, would you look at that?
I have a feeling I'm going to like this new life
of novelty items.
Wait a minute.
Look at this. It means nothing.
It's all a facade, a hoax, a con, a front...
[gasping]
a sham, a snow job...
baloney with a side of flimflam and an order of Jive!
See?! Who's the one with the problem?!
Look what you've done. This is my livelihood.
Sure it is.
And this isn't the formula that you don't want.
Come on, eh? Eh? Oop. Too slow. [laughing]
Get out!
Huh? Oh, I get it.
Stick to your guns,
and eventually we'll all believe it.
Soften us up and when our backs are turned,
you'll make your move. Whoops!
What's this?
[groaning] Hey, Krabs!
Huh? What? I knew you'd come back.
You forgot something.
A traveling restaurant, eh?
It's not fair! I had that idea years ago!
No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty,
then Plankton's ready for his turn to take...
his turn.
[laughing]
Customer approaching.
Hello, little boy. Would you like a Chum Burger?
Uh, does it come in raspberry?
Uh, no.
Blueberry?
No.
Um... raspberry?
Ah, come on, kid, you asked me that already!
Now quit wasting my time!
Hey, you can't talk to my son that way!
Who do you think you are?!
I am Plankton, you old hag!
And your son smells like boogers!
Hey, you can't talk to my wife that way!
What do you think this is?
I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty!
That's what it is!
Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that.
Someone ought to put you in a mental hospital.
Someone should put you in a box
floating down the river, grandma!
You're probably right.
You people are crazy. I'm getting outta here.
What the-?
No! Controls malfunctioning!
[Plankton] Get away!
Get ready, Krabs, for the surprise of your life.
Brace yourselves!
Huh?
Plankton's destroying the Chum Bucket?
[chuckles] Guess he's finally given up
on the restaurant business. Couldn't take the competition.
What is that?
Greeting citizens of Bikini Bottom.
Behold, my Imperial Chum Coliseum.
Hurry up, Mom. I want to see the Chum Caverns
before the line gets too long.
Never you mind, Susie. It's already too late for that.
Quick, get in front of the kid.
This is my spot.
[screeching]
You know, this stuff is hideously inedible,
But your decor is so amazing
I can't resist spending my money here.
[screeching]
Plankton? What do you want?
Well, I'd like to take you up on your offer
to make the Chum Bucket a success.
Oh, I don't know about that.
I don't value you at all. [laughing]
I'll do it.
Hey, all you bottom feeders. If you've already eaten,
well, you might want to make room for seconds.
Cause we are tasting Bikini Bottom's
sensational new upscale eatery, Le Chum Bucket.
Look at all those classy diners. What's on the menu?
It's called Chum Fricassee.
[Plankton laughing]
Ooh ooh ooh. This'll be a good one.
You stink.
[Plankton laughing]
[laughing]
You will live forever if you eat at the Chum Bucket?
Let's eat at the Chum Bucket.
[cheering]
I have had enough!
Aw, I think someone needs their baba.
There. Isn't that better?
No Karen, that's just not gonna work anymore.
Don't you see? We're done here.
He said for the nine billionth time.
You know, Sheldon, if I had a dime
for every time you-
[clapping]
[music playing]
Surprise!
Wha-?!
Oh, come, Krabs.
It's the anniversary of the first time
I tried to steal your Krabby Patty formula.
So we threw you a surprise party.
You mean you weren't working for Plankton?
Of course not, Mr. Krabs.
Oh, I shouldn't have suspected you, SpongeBob,
Phew. Won't need these anymore. [chuckles]
Oh, boy, Krabby Patties.
Yeehaw.
Yippie. Over here. Over here.
No! Don't eat the patties!
[screaming]
Huh?
Phew.
Ah, tarter sauce!
[groaning]
Ah.
Oh.
Karen, I-
[gasping] Sorry, Plankie Bear.
I'm just a little distracted
waiting for our baby to be delivered.
Oh. Well, that makes sense. A baby?! I don't wanna baby!
It's too late to stop it now. It's been nine months
and the baby is no longer on back order.
Can we ask for store credit instead?
The baby's here!
Not if I have anything to say about it.
[alarm blaring]
[dinging]
[giggling]
Oh, Plankie Poo, look how cute our baby is.
Must be running low on grease.
Oh. Well, it wasn't me who sold it
as a fire extinguisher recharging fluid.
All right, all right, but I am not the one
who sold it as acne treatment to high schoolers.
Oh, but you did market it as drinkable vitamins.
That's it! This friendship is over.
We are mortal enemies once more.
Fine by me. I don't want to see you ever again. Ever!
[slamming doors]
[rumbling, groaning]
[screaming]