>> James: WELL, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU, YOU ARE HUGE
HERE AND YOU GOT MARRIED THIS SUMMER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> James: THIS IS AMAZING.
>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
>> James: UNFORTUNATELY, YOU SPENT YOUR HONEYMOON RECOVERING
FROM A SHOULDER INJURY.
YOU HAD SHOULDER SURGERY.
THIS IS YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND HERE ON YOUR HONEYMOON.
>> I WAS SO HAPPY.
>> James: WAS YOUR HUSBAND A BIG HELP?
>> YES, HE WAS I DID HAVE SHOULDER SURGERY FOUR DAYS AFTER
THE WEDDING.
>> DID SOMETHING FALL FOR YOU.
>> I HAD AN INJURY FROM A YEAR AGO, ACTUALLY AND I WAITED TO DO
THIS SURGERY.
YES, HE WAS GREAT, IT WA IT WAS EASY SURGERY, I DIDN'T REALIZE
MY ARM WOULD BE SO IMMOBILE, I THOUGHT OH I WOULD BE FINE BUT I
COULDN'T LIFT MY ARM AT ALL, HE DID MY HAIR AND DID A LOT OF TOP
KNOTS IN MY HAIR.
THAT WAS THE BEFORE, THAT IS WHEN I SAID, PLEASE DO MY HAIR.
YEAH.
LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS.
>> WHY IS HE SO HAPPY THERE?
>> OVERJOYED WITH ME NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE.
>> YEAH.
>> HE HAD TO KEEP DOING MY HAIR.
BUT IT KEPT GOING -- IT WAS KIND OF SIDE -- SIDE PONYTAIL.
>> RIGHT.
>> HE COULDN'T REALLY GET IT EVEN, YEAH BUT HE TRIED.
IT IS TOUGH.
HE TRIED AND HE REALLY HELPED ME, BUT I WAS BY THE END, YOU
KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO DO MY OWN HAIR.
BUT HE DID MAKE THE EFFORT.
HE DID.
>> James: WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART OF THE WEDDING?
>> SO WE THE AS MOST OF YOU GUYS KNOW WE HAVE A LOT OF ANIMALS,
HAVE PONIES AND DOGS AND ALL OF THESE THINGS SO ALL OF THEM
WALKED DOWN THE AISLE, AND WE ACTUALLY, OUR BELOVED PONY
SMOOSHY WHO IS A RESCUE PONY WALKED DOWN THE AISLE, WE
REHEARSED WITH HER ON THE WALK DOWN BUT ON THE ACTUAL WEDDING.
>> James:.
>> SHE WORE HERE COMES THE BRIDE -- SMOOSHY HAD HER OWN GLAM
SQUAD FOR THE DAY SO SHE WALKED DOWN THE AISLE AND THE LAST ONE
TO WALK BEFORE ME AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR LIKE A QUIET IN
THE CROWD AND I SEE MY WEDDING PLANNER THE CORNER GOING,
SMOOSHY WILL NOT WALK DOWN THE AISLE, SMOOSHY IS STANDING AND
DID NOT WANT TO MOVE WITH THE SIGN.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHY?
>> BECAUSE IT IS A HORSE.
>> >> James: THAT IS THE MAIN
REASON.
>> SHE REHEARSED.
SHE REHEARSED.
YES.
>> James: NO.
SHE DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS AT REHEARSAL.
SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS WALKING THROUGH A ROOM OF EMPTY CHAIRS.
THAT'S FINE.
AND THE MAY SAKER, NAYSAYER IS VERY DIFFERENT.
>> SMOOSHY COME ON.
>> James: DO IT LIKE REHEARSAL, OH, LIKE REHEARSAL,
GOT IT.
>> SORRY, DIDN'T REALIZE.
>> IT WAS THE POP PROMISE, I DID FEEL BAD BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T
REHEARSE WITH A PROP.
>> James: SHE LITERALLY WALKED THROUGH A ROOM.
>> SHE DID.
AND THEN WE PUT THE SIGN ON HER AND KEPT DOING THIS AND SHE WAS
LIKE ABSOLUTELY NOT -- >> James: THINK ABOUT IT IF
YOU DID A BIG BANG THEORY REHEARSAL AND HAD THE WHOLE CAST
IN THERE AND RIGHT LET'S FILM IT, JUST WEAR THIS OVER YOUR
FACE.
WELL THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT NOW.
>> RIGHT.
YOU SHOULD BE HER AGENT.
>> James: YOU KNOW WHY. I WILL TELL YOU WHY I WOULDN'T BE
HER AGENT.
BECAUSE IT IS A HORSE.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> James: JOEL --
>> MAYBE A DONKEY, MAYBE A DONKEY.
>> James: YOU HAVE ANIMALS AND A NEW ADDITION TO YOUR HOME, YOU
HAVE A PUPPY.
>> YEAH, THERE YOU ARE.
YEAH.
>> OH!
>> THAT IS BEAN BAG.
>> A DOG NAMED BEAN BAG AND, YEAH.
>> ME ASK A DASCHLE BUT -- LOOK AT MY HAND AND MY PINKY.
THAT IS FUN.
IT IS A FUN PUPPY.
THAT HAS NEEDLES AND FISHHOOKS FOR TEETH AND THEY -- AND WHEN
YOU PLAY WITH HIM HE JUST SHREDS YOU.
I WANT TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO MANIAC, BECAUSE WE HAVE TWO
OTHER DOGS THAT ARE.
>> James: THREE DOGS?
>> THREE DOGS.
>> James: THAT IS INSANE.
>> BUT WE HAVE A PULLING AND THEN THIS WHITE DOG, SO THEY
ALMOST EQUAL ONE LARGE DOG.
BUT THEY ARE MISERABLE.
THE NEW PUPPY IS LIKE, LET'S PLAY.
LET'S PLAY ALL THE TIME WITH MY NEEDLE TEETH.
AND THEY ARE ON SUICIDE WATCH, BASICALLY.
THEY ARE LIKE HERE HE COMES, HERE COMES THIS (BLEEP),
(BLEEP), AND NO, AND WE ALSO HAVE SOME RABBITS.
YES.
WE HAVE -- >> James: YOU HAVE RABBITS
ALSO.
>> WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
>> YOU HAVE SEVEN RABBITS.
>> YES.
AND YOU HAVE TWO.
>> YES.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON.
IT IS WATER SHIP DOWN EVERY DAY AT OUR HOUSE.
>> I WAS VERY EXCITED TO HEAR HE HAD RABBITS BECAUSE WHEN YOU
HAVE RABBITS YOU KIND OF WANT TO BOND WITH OTHER PEOPLE THAT HAVE
RABBITS.
>> James: REALLY, IS THAT WHY I HAVE BEEN SHUNNED BY THE
RABBIT COMMUNITY.
>> THE RABBIT COMMUNITY.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT I GOT VERY EXCITED TO KNOW YOU HAD THEM TOO.
>> AND THAT WAS THE FIRST THING SHE SAID TO ME.
>> IT WAS, YEAH.
>> AND THEN I WAS LIKE, I ALSO HAVE A TINY LITTLE PONY, AND IT
WAS LIKE I DON'T.
AS SOON AS THE PUPPY SAW THE RABBITS WHENEVER THE PUPPY GETS
OUT, THE PUPPY RUNS TO THE RABBIT CAGE AND STARTS LICKING
HIS LIPS.
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHY?
>> ON THE GRATE.
>> James: BECAUSE IT IS A DOG AND THEY ARE RABBITS.
THAT'S WHY.
I DON'T WANT TO KEEP SAYING IT, PEOPLE, BUT IT IS REALLY PRETTY
STRAIGHTFORWARD STUFF.
>> YOU ARE LIKE DR. PHIL TODAY.
>> >> James:.