LOOK AT US. I'M VERY HAPPY THAT WE'RE ALL
HERE. AND MORE THAN ANYTHING I AM
LOOKING AT YOU BOTH AND I'M LIKE IS THIS NOT THE MORNING NEWS DUO
THAT THE COUNTRY NEEDS? IS IT JUST ME WHO IS THINKING
THAT. LOOK AT THIS, THIS WILL BE
INCREDIBLE. >> IT WOULD REPRESENT A FIASCO
IN YOUR CAREER IF ARE YOU PAIREDDED WITH ME.
>> I DON'T THINK. SO WE HAVE BEEN CHATTING BEHIND
THE SCENES AND I LOVE YOU. >> I LOVE YOU TOO.
>> James: LOOK, NOW ZACH, WE'RE THRILLED ARE YOU HERE, YOU
WERE JUST IN NEW YORK RECENTLY, WERE YOU THERE TO SEE YOUR
PARENTS, FIRST TIME TO THE CITY SINCE COVID HIT.
WHEN YOU GO, DO YOU STAY WITH YOUR PARENTS WHEN YOU GET THERE.
>> NORMALLY I DO. BUT THIS TIME WE STAYED IN
AIRBNB TO YOU KNOW, ISOLATE, AND THE FIRST PLACE WE STAYED, WE
STAYED IN THE AIRBNB IF BROOKLYN AND IT WAS LIKE A HOARDER'S
ENVIRONMENT. IT WAS JUST COVERED IN PICTURES
OF THE HOSTS IN FRANCE AND THEN THERE WERE ALL OF THESE PAPER
MATCHIER HEADS AND DOLL HEADS EVERYWHERE, LIKE THIS MOUNT
RUSHMORE, THIS HARROWING MOUNT RUSHMORE OF THESE DOLLS AND THEN
WHEN I WAS REACHING BEHIND THE BED TO FIND A PLACE TO PLUG IN
MY PHONE AND I FELL SOMETHING CRUNCH AND I TOOK IT OUT AND IT
WAS A BAG, LIKE A GIANT ZIP LOCK BAG FULL OF SMALLER PACKETS OF
LUBE. AND ALSO A PACKET OF-- I HOPE
GOT IN THERE BY ACCIDENT AND WAS NOT.
>> IN THE SAME BAG. >> James: HOW MANY BAGS OR
LUBES ARE WE TALKING ABOUT. >> CONSERVATIVE A SACHE OF LUBE
IS A PHRASE NEVER UTTERED BEFORE, CONSERVATIVELY I WOULD
SAY LIKE 80SACHETS OF LUBE AND THEN WE WENT TO THIS OTHER PLACE
AND THIS IS IN A TOWN, I SWEAR TO GOD THIS REALLY HAPPENED,
THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SALT, IT WAS JUST LIKE EMPTY AND BAREN.
AND THEN MY GIRLFRIEND CALLED ME FRUP STAIRS AND IS LIKE ZACH,
COME UP HERE, I WENT UP TO THE SECOND FLOOR AND SHE OPENED A
DRAWER AND INSIDE, I SENT YOU A PICTURE, INSIDE THE DRAWER-- OH,
YOU HAVE IT, THAT, NOW YOU CAN'T READ THAT,
(LAUGHTER) >> I DON'T KNOW IF LIKE I MIGHT
HAVE BUILT MY HOUSE IN A LUBE GRAVE YARD AND NOW BEING HAUNT
BID LUBE BUT LUBE WAS FOLLOWING AROUND NEW YORK CITY, I SWEAR TO
GOD THAT WAS THE ONLY THING IN THE HOUSE T SOUNDS MADE UP.
>> I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT BRAND.
(LAUGHTER) >> THAT'S CRAZY.
>> James: I WONDER IF THE SWISS NAIFY EVEN KNOWS.
>> YOU DON'T THINK THEY STATIONED THERE.
>> James: I WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON, OH WE'RE DOING THE
LITTLE KNIVES. >> THAT IS THE ARMY, NO, YOU
WANT TO COME TO THE NAIFY. KATIE, LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR
BOOK, "THE NEW YORK TIMES" BEST SELLER, GOING THERE.
YOU WENT ON THE ROAD TO PROMOTE THE BOOK, THE BOOK IS HUGELY
SUCCESSFUL. HOW WAS IT ON THE BOOK TOUR, DID
YOU ENJOY. >> YEAH, I WENT TO TEN CITIES.
AND IN EVERY CITY I GAVE A LITTLE KIND OF A TED TALK.
AND I AM SELF-AWARE ENOUGH TO KNOW I CAN'T TALK ABOUT MYSELF
FOR 90 MINUTES WITHOUT PEOPLE FALLING ASLEEP SO I HAD GUESTS
IN EACH LOCATION, SO I INTERVIEWED SOMEBODY WHO I
COVERED IN A PREVIOUS NEWS STORY, THE BURN VICTIM AFTER
9/11, SHE IS DOING REALLY WELL NOW, SOMEONE, YOU KNOW, FROM A
STORY THAT HI DONE IN THE PAST AND IN EVERY CITY I HAD A JEN
GARNER, SAMANTHA GUTHRIE CAME TO PHILADELPHIA, KHLOE-- MELISSA
VILLA SENOR IN NEW YORK, JUST REALLY FUN TO BE IN CONVERSATION
TO SEE REAL PEOPLE AND YOU KNOW MORE THAN ANYONE HOW YOU GET
ENERGY FROM AN AUDIENCE. BUT IT BAS TRICKY WITH THE MASK
BECAUSE YOU CAN NEVER TELL IF THEY ARE LAUGHING OR REALLY
ENJOYING IT, SO RIGHT? SO ARE YOU GUYS OKAY OUT THERE.
YOU KNOW. BUT IT WAS REALLY, REALLY FUN.
>> James: THE BOOK COVERS EVERY ASPECT OF LIGHT.
YOU TALK ABOUT SOME EMBARRASSING MOMENTS.
YOU TALK ABOUT MOW WHEN YOU WERE AT CBS THERE WAS AN INCIDENT
WITH PHOTO SHOP. >> OH YEAH.
MY FIVE YEARS AT CBS WERE KIND OF CHALLENGING, HOW ARE YOU
DOING AT CBS? >> ANY HOW ANYWAY SO NO.
>> James: HAVING A GREAT TIME. >> THERE WERE A LOT OF WONDERFUL
PEOPLE BUT I WAS SORT OF A GAME CHANGER AT A PLACE TA DIDN'T
REALLY WANT TO CHANGE IS MY FIRST WEEK I WAS GETTING A LOT
OF PRESS COVERAGE AND YOU KNOW, A LOT OF ANTICIPATION ABOUT MY
ARRIVAL. THERE IS A CBS PROMOTIONAL
MAGAZINE CALLED WATCH AND SOME BONE HEAD IN THE MARKETING
DEPARTMENT DECIDED TO SHAVE LIKE 20 POUNDS OFF OF ME FOR THE
MAGAZINE. AND AN EAGLE EYE TABLOID
REPORTER SAW IT IT, SO THEY PUBLISHED-- IT IN A TABBED LLOYD
LIKE FACE TO TASE AND THE LEFT IS WHAT I REALLY LOOK LIKE.
BUT I WAS LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
>> James: CAN I BE HONEST, I WISH THIS PERSON STILL WORKEDDED
HERE. YOU'RE SAYING THIS LIKE IT IS A
BAD THING AND IN MY HEAD I'M LIKE, I COULD REALLY USE THAT
GUY. >> WHILE YOU ARE ADD IT CAN YOU
HAD ADD SOME ABDOMINAL MUSCLES FOR ME.
>> James: I WOULD LOVE KNOCK MORE THAN THAT GUY JUST TO GO
INTO ALL OF MY CBS PHOTOS AND JUST SHAVE A LITTLE HERE, PUT
SOME STUFF THERE, COME BACK, WHOEVER YOU ARE.
STICK AROUND, MORE WITH THESE TWO WHEN WE COME BACK.