Previously on The Most Popular Girls in School…
I need you to recover a highly sensitive video recording that was taken from me.
Ahhhh!
Oh son of a bitch!
Hey everyone, this is my cousin.
Sup, my name’s Shawn, everybody calls me Shaw.
You gotta fucking check yourself man, cause I’ll fight you! I will fight you!
Here comes the poop… here comes the poop…
We’re about to make you a star! Woo! The fucking geek squad over here is cooking up
a banging track.
A little higher... a little higher...there it is, perfect!
Hey, this is really starting to look good.
Alright the projector for the end of the year video is all set up. Thanks for getting that
Matthew.
Oh, don't thank me. Thank my beautiful girlfriend and her hook up with the High School AV Club.
Guys, for reals thank you so much for helping me set up.
Of course!
We're a team on the field...
And off!
Hey, where's Than with all the snacks?
Ugh, let me guess, he's hanging out with his new best friend.
I don't know, I think it's cute.
Look, I'm a firm believer in giving everyone the benefit of the doubt, but...
Fuck that guy?
He's the worst.
Ugh, thank you!
Yeah, no, yeah, absolutely. F that guy right in his A.
Yeah so I'm just like fuck it, and she fuckin blew me right there in the fuckin bathroom,
man! It was the fuckin best!
Oh man, fuckin been there! Sort of...
Than! So nice of you to join us. Shaw.
'Sup.
You guys, Shaw was just telling me this story about the one time he was at this Pennywise
concert-
Yeah I think we heard enough to get the gist, pal.
Uh Than, you know you were supposed to be an hour ago, right?
What? Really?! Oh jesus sorry. I must have lost track of time. Me and Shaw were at the
gym lifting.
It was fuckin leg day bro.
Come on bro, one more, one more, one more, one more, all you, all you, all you, all you.
There you go, there you go, there you go! Sit on the chair, sit on the chair, come on,
it's all you, all you, all you, all you! Oh come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YES! That's what the fuck I'm talking about!
Ah yeah! I love it! I love when we just pretend there's no one else in here with us! It's
great!
Well, uh, that was certainly descriptive. Um.
Than, please tell me you remembered to bring the snacks.
Oh shit, was that me? I thought Justin was in charge of snacks.
What the fuck man?!
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, everyone knows that Justin was in charge of fliers. He's the only
one that knows Photoshop.
Really good job by the way on those.
Hey thanks man.
Yeah, excellent job. The formatting and the font was excellent.
Alright, me and Than'll go pick up some fuckin crackers, jesus, how much beer you got? Don't
worry I'll get some beer. Hey you guys got ping pong balls? I'll get, I'll get ping
pong balls. When I come back though, fill up those fuckin red cups and set that table
up, like I showed you.
Alright, well, we'll be right back. Lates bros.
Uh Than, can we talk to you for a minute?
Make it quick! I'm just kidding, Go ahead.
Ok, listen, Than. We're all kind of worried that Shaw maybe isn't, um, a very good influence
on you.
Yeah man, Shaw kind of brings out the worst in you.
And the worst in you is pretty much the worst in anybody.
What? What are you guys talking about? Shaw's the best!
Oh trust me, I'm related to him. He's the worst.
Oh come on, he told me if I ever go to California, he'll take me out hitting people.
Uh, listen Than, we just think that, well, you kind of turned a corner in your life,
and we've really enjoyed hanging out with you. I can't believe I just said that. I can't
believe those words just came out of my mouth but it's true. We actually value you as a
friend.
But when you hang out with Shaw, you kind of revert back to that guy that we all, uh-
Hate. Uh, we fuckin hated you. Fact. We hated you.
Alright. That was very honest.
Yeah. Basically, what we're saying is you can either keep hanging out with Shaw or-
You can keep being our friend.
But you can't have it both ways, man.
So you're gonna have to make a choice, Than. I'm sorry.
Oh alright, I mean you guys are my friends, you know, my real friends. Shaw's just, the
coolest guy I ever met in my life, that's all. But, uh, I guess I can tell him that
I'm just gonna, you know, start knocking it off. Alright, I'll go get you guys snacks,
no problem. I'll see you guys in a few minutes.
No no no no no Morty fuck you. Fuck you. Well you can tell Taylor that she's opening for
Deandra and if she has a fucking problem with that... then she can go shake it off. Fuck
you, goodbye! Tanner! Tanner! Who's Tanner? Where's Tanner? Where is this guy? I need
to talk to him!
Hi Jenna. Right here.
Alright, Deandra's coming in pretty soon. Did you get everything that I put on her rider.
Uh yeah, I mean there's a lot of food on there, but I got it. There's just one thing I didn't
understand. Uh, it says here a six layer bean dip where one of the layers is skittles and
the dip is cake. Is that a, is that a typo?
Uhhhh, no! Sounds like a six layer bean dip skittle cake! Jesus Christ tell me there is
a six layer bean dip skittle cake in that fucking room!
Oh um. Well, uh, I mean, I guess I can try and whip something up. I'm really good in
the kitchen.
Yeah! Oh yeah! Great, great idea. Go do that! Fuckin get on it Tanner! Also, where's your
bathroom?
Whoa, look all the stuff in here.
I know! Chocolate fountain, caramel fountain, Cap'n Crunch fountain, whole milk fountain-
Oh good thing they got that milk fountain. That Cap'n Crunch'll just cut the fuck out
of the roof of your mouth.
Yeah, you know, maybe being in a band isn't so bad after all-
Yeah, hey let's eat.
No! No! That's for Deandra! Nobody touches anything until Deandra gets here!
What? Well how come she gets everything?
Because she's the girl with the golden voice! Heh heh, good to see you everybody, thanks
for coming out. Hello lucky people who get to indulge in my presence. Ah! Everything
seems to be in order, yes, yes, yes. Um, I'm sorry, why are they here? Are they, uh, they
cleaning the room? Did they, uh, not finish the job in time?
Uh, we're in the band Deandra.
Yeah, don't, don't you remember? We drop all your beats.
Play all your synths.
Mix all your mixes.
We're supposed to be in the green room bro.
Right right right right right. Right right right right right right right. Right. Um,
is there like another green room we can find for them? I mean, like, like a smaller less
nice green room we can put them in? You know like somebody's closet, or like somebody's
sink, or like somebody's like underneath the sink where there's just like cabinets, something
like that?
I'm sorry, uh, there's nothing we can do right now, but I'm working on it. I'll have it taken
care of, I promise.
Ok, moving on, where is my toilet? I specifically requested a toilet to be placed in the middle
of the room so that I can properly perform my pre-performance poop!
Ugh, unfortunately, they couldn't do that because this is an actual house with actual
plumbing. Ugh!
I see.
But don't worry, I'm pretty sure this door, it'll pop right off, we'll just- hi-ya!
See, yeah! There you go, it's just like you're pooping in the room now.
Thank you Jenna, your ingenuity is appreciated.
Whoo! You ever feel like you just wanna like fight somebody?!
Yeah.
Kind of feelin that way right now.
Can you guys please keep down in there. I need to bring myself to a calm place in order
to perform, ok? I need complete silence. Except for that. Except for that. Except for that.
Except for that. That's fine. That was me. That's fine.
I don't know Trisha, I have a bad feeling.
Oh? Cuz of those tamales?
No, not because of the tamales. I'm worried about Brittnay. Where is she? This isn't good
Trisha. If something happened, I'll never forgive myself.
Well you can always just ask her. She's right there.
Next time on The Most Popular Girls in School…
Shut up Mackenzie! I am so tired of hearing your voice! Everyone’s tired of hearing
your voice! And after tonight, nobody’s gonna have to hear it ever again.