previously on a very special full frontal special
gee that could have gotten out of hand
hey guys, uh, just throwing it out there,
we are five minutes away from Jerry Sandusky's birthplace,
so. Oh you're uh, claiming Sam's blazers?
(SAM VOICEOVER) I wanted a bus. And for my sins
they gave me one.
as the night swallowed our bus
the wind carried echoes
of Altuna
how many Hillary signs have you personally ripped from the earth in
front of people's houses?
I thought about one or two. My favorite ones are the ones that say Hillary for Prison
2016. I've seen a couple of those. I like those.
do you think that Hillary Clinton has nightmares about you personally?
People like me.
Donald John. He's talking for the teenager in all of us, which is
really awesome because. hey guess what, government, we're really mad at you and
we'd really a change. That would be super awesome if you could do it our way
so what we need is like a teenage tantrums president, someone's who's like, mm-mm-mm
think back to when you're a teenager
all those adults walkin around being hypocrites-- that sucks, right? totally!
grown ups do suck.
from what I've heard from Trump he has some good positives like building a wall
okay and what do you like about Hillary
honestly I have no idea cause like what she said she was against before she's
for now
oh my gosh Maisie, you're so beautiful
thanks. --come here
Godspeed, young woman. You're gonna make a decision eventually.
I will.
I never wanna let you go.
Never.
This is getting pretty weird.
Shit. I'm still on this bus.
But we aren't only ones on our way to the conventions
I sent a producer who I didn't like enough to invite on the bus to follow
two delegates on their amazing journeys to do whatever it is that delegates do
(MIKE VOICEOVER) In a Colorado gun range, a woman shoots a paper plate with a pistol and then a
different pistol and then, fuck it-- with a semi-automatic rifle
my name is Kendal Unruh. I teach American government from a Christian
perspective.
I am a national delegate who is pledged to Ted Cruz.
(MIKE VOICEOVER) Meanwhile...
(singing)
(MIKE VOICEOVER) In sunlit field in Vermont, another woman holds aloft a symbol of the fragile
earth and sings in the African Yoruba language
My name is Shyla Nelson
I am a classical singer and through my music raise environmental awareness and
I am a delegate for Bernie Sanders
(MIKE VOICEOVER) Evangelical Christian,
Environmental Jedi
we went to learn more about these two delegates linked by their brave
rejection of math and their commitment to vote for whomever won't become the
next president
I'm not prepared to support a Hillary Clinton presidency at this time.
Oh I've founded Free the Delegates, a grassroots movement that has one goal and that is
anyone but Trump to be our nominee
this is actually my eighth convention. I've worn this hat to 3 conventions. I
always like to wear a hat because it actually engages the media to where you
can then have a dialogue. Um, this is one of my favorite scriptures, Ecclesiastes 10:2
A wise man's heart inclines him towards the right but a full's heart
inclines him towards the left... which actually doesn't mean political,
obviously, but it's still pretty funny
so this is a photo of me with Bernie Sanders and the glass globe.
In 2012, over the course of 99 days, I traveled the circumference of the earth carrying
a symbolic glass globe and raised up a global choir to sing in synchrony to
call for (??) healing. And these are two delightful girls who I met in Lagos
in Nigeria
(MIKE) And what is this child saying to you? Why did you bring me a symbolic glass globe
instead of some food?
I'm also a painter and this exemplifies my heart and my
value system and
is just a reminder of what we have here in America and what we stand to lose if
we don't choose to protect the freedom and liberty and the right to property and life that we have.
And Kendall, when she's not using mixed media to cry for help,
likes to spend time with her family.
This is my son Dominic. (MIKE) What do we got here?
Oh, this is an AR-15. (MIKE) Do you always carry it in a guitar case?
yeah because I, I'm too cheap to buy a real case.
We're fiscal conservatives
and this is what it means to be a fiscal conservative
(MIKE) How important is the second amendment?
It's crucial.
(singing)
(MIKE) You sing opera. You support Bernie Sanders. In What other ways are you a typical American?
(laughter)
I'm thinking!
(MIKE) do you think that the press has been unfair in its portrayal of Bernie supporters?
I believe the press has been unfair. There's often too much attention on
bleeding-heart tree-hugging liberals
(MIKE) stick out your right arm (SHYLA) Ok.
(MIKE) Make it like that, kinda go like this? A few times
(SHYLA) Whoa, what are we doing here? (MIKE) Swing it back and forth a few times
What are we doing here?
Do you think we will be unfair to Bernie supporters?
I sincerely hope not
(SHYLA) what are we doing, are we doing lightsaber? (MIKE) Yes.
Oh my god! (laughs)
(MIKE) It's Hillary Clinton versus Donald Trump. What do you do?
I won't vote for either
(MIKE) even with the bowel loosening terror of a Trump presidency,
you still could not find it in yourself to vote for Hillary?
I don't think so.
(MIKE) Hillary Clinton versus Andrew Jackson?
(SHYLA) Yeah, I'd probably have to have a little sit-down chit-chat with both of them to see
where they stand on things like climate change
(MIKE) Hillary or Voldemort. (SHYLA) What do you think Voldemort's position
is on income inequality?
(MIKE) Hillary Clinton versus Mussolini
again, we have to consult on the issues, right?
(MIKE) hypothetically, Hillary Clinton versus Mussolini?
If it's Mussolini versus Hillary Clinton, of course it would be Hillary Clinton.
(MIKE) Hillary Clinton or Satan?
(MIKE VOICEOVER) and what will they do now?
I will most likely fill out my ballot for Ronald Reagan so
I can say that I voted for Ronald Reagan once in my life
(MIKE VOICEOVER) And Shyla?
I still hope that we will emerge with Bernie Sanders as the President of the
United States
(MIKE VOICEOVER) Bernie Sanders and the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan. 2 men with an
approximately equal chance of becoming president
Hold onto something!
(screaming)
It's a miracle!
Nah, it's what we train for all the time. Just doing my job.
Still going with miracle here.
Are we gonna be okay?
Oh yeah. As long as there's no goose down in the electrics we'll be fine.