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Can I have a Tyrannosaurus Rex Dad? Can I? Please? By Lois Grambling
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Can I have a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Dad? Can I please? If I had a Tyrannosaurus Rex Dad,
when we went to the mall during mall madness week my t-rex would go with us. When we got there he'd
search the parking lot for a parking space and when he found one he'd point it out. And you'd get it
quick. So, can I have a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Dad? Because if I had one, Grandma wouldn't have to
call the volunteer fire department every time Tabitha got chased up in the apple tree by that
mean old dog Wolfgang. Because my t-rex would just reach up and pluck Tabitha out safely and hand her
down to grandma. And then maybe teach that Wolf gang a lesson one he'd never forget.
Yeah. So, can I have a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Dad? Can I please? Cause if we did, I'd invite him to my
birthday party! And you wouldn't have to take us to the movies or bowling. Because we would
climb up on my tyrannosaurus rex and he'd gallop with us fast all around and around the backyard.
And the ground would roll and rumble and we'd all be like screaming and
screeching and having a wonderful time. Oh it would be so cool and my party
would be the best party ever! Oh can I have one dad can I please? Well if I had a tyrannosaurus rex dad,
he'd be so awesome for show-and-tell
much better than calista's ant farm that she brings every year
or adam's collection of shark teeth that his grandma gave him and if my teacher said my
t-rex had to leave like right after show and tell he could just spend the rest of the day
in the principal's office
i'm sure Mr Grumble wouldn't mind.
So can i can i have one dad please
well if i had one dad when roy asked me to spend the night with him in a tent in his backyard
i'd just take my t-rex with me and then i wouldn't have to worry about all those like
wolves and bears and coyotes and all that scary stuff circling around outside in the dark no cause
my t-rex would be there out in the dark protecting me
yep so can i have one dad what do you think
please?
Well if we had a t-rex dad, when we go to the beach this summer my rex would go with us
and we wouldn't have to take along a huge beach umbrella like we do now and to keep the sun off of us
because my tyrannosaurus rex would and we could stretch out in the sand
and nobody would even think about running past us and kicking sand on us
so can i have a t-rex dad?
Hey, get this dad, if we had a t-rex
we could put a sign in our front yard that said
This property is protected by a very hungry t-rex
and with that sign in our front yard there's no way we'd have to worry about burglars breaking
into our house. Nobody would break into a house and rob it if it was protected by a very hungry t-rex.
because i mean if i had a t-rex he could be one of the forwards on our soccer team
and after we got him a uniform like a extra large one of course
he'd look great and score tons of goals and we'd win every game
so can I have one dad? Can I have a t-rex please please can I?
No?????
Okay well then if i can't have a tyrannosaurus rex can I maybe have like a bird instead can I
please? Maybe a parrot or an ostrich? Because guess what, last week I bought
this really neat looking egg at a garage sale and i've been keeping it warm in my room ever since
and hey wait a second dad.
Do you hear some loud flapping noise?
Oh, Wow Awesome!!
Hey dad can I have a pterodactyl? Can I can I please?
Cause if I had a pterodactyl. Oh man can you imagine?
The End