Hi guys, it's Diamond.
Me and the fam are really getting used
to the slower paced lifestyle of Star Falls.
[music playing]
Come here, quick!
- I'm like five feet away, how much qui-- - Quick!
Sophia, my new roomie.
I've started to teach her some fashion sense.
Is that a rock hat?
Er... yeah and it's not just a rock hat,
- it's a statement. - $500?
He'll never give you $500 for a hat!
So we're gonna have to put on our thinking caps.
Which sadly have zero rocks on them.
That'll be $35.
So, how was babysitting?
We played Beauty Salon.
- Eww! - I'll pay double!
[music playing]
- Make it triple. - Deal.
Any day now, ladies!
[hose spraying]
Watch the hair!
Big news in Star Falls, guys!
- We're putting on a play that I-- - That I'm starring in!
Moment taken!
I'm directing the annual play about the founding of Star Falls!
That's great!
And on the 150th anniversary!
Plus, I'm the first teen to ever direct the play!
- I'm casting. - I'm art directing.
- I'm in charge of pyrotechnics. - And I'm starring!
What you wrote doesn't sound like me at all!
Right, it's called acting, you're playing a part.
So you can't just improvise, you have to learn the script!
But there are like, so many words, do I have to?
Yes.
That's it, I can't work like this!
Guys, this is supposed to be my big moment as a director!
- Here we go. - Yeah, here we go.
What?
We open on a cave full of sparkling crystals.
Actually, the play is about the founding of Star Falls.
Hence the title, The Founding Of Star Falls.
There aren't any crystal caves around here.
If I'm gonna be your set designer, I need full artistic freedom.
Would you tell a rainbow
it's only allowed to color inside the lines?
Probably not.
But maybe just, you know, read the script first.
Namaste.
What's up, guys? Diamond here with Phoenix and Bo
and you will not believe this week's huge surpri--
- Don't say it! - Her mum's birthday!
Happy day before your birthday!
- Do not do that! - Sorry.
I was just excited, 'cause as I said, it's the day before your birthday!
And now they're staying on the floor.
OK, so I was thinking we throw a huge party.
Tons of food, millions of guests, you descend in on a floating catwalk
wearing a red sequin dress!
So, you're just making a list of all the stuff we're not gonna do?
'Cause as you know, everything you just mentioned, so not me.
OK, just be cool, don't go overboard.
Um... do you know her?
So, we're going to throw Beth a huge birthday party!
Yes, to thank her for being so good to us.
No, because Diamond loves throwing parties.
Two things can be true at the same time!
Besides, who doesn't like parties?
And trust me, it'll be everything Beth loves.
You're bringing in animals of all shapes and sizes?
And giving them party hats?
Wait, where do you get animal party hats?
Yeah, I'm not doing any of that!
This is going to be a sophisticated, elegant party,
not a zoo!
But no one say anything to Beth or Sophia, for reals!
I can't watch!
I know you can't but they can.
Hey, hey, hey!
- Where are you going? - Er... this place where we live.
- It's called home. - No!
Wow, that was loud.
I was just thinking, I'd like to take you for an awesome birthday dinner
at The Falling Owl.
But we were just there for birthday lunch?
And you know what they say.
Eating at the same place twice on your birthday
will bring a year of good luck!
- Who says that? - Oh, Mom!
Your thirst for knowledge is contagious!
It makes me wonder what the dinner special is at The Owl tonight!
Fingers crossed for meat loaf!
You are acting very strange.
But I do love meat loaf.
Great, come on!
Come on.
Deep breaths.
[sighing]
Do you like it?
Isn't this my lamp?
Yep!
Well, you really know my taste.
Oh, Dad!
You really didn't have to--
Hip waders!
Interesting.
Didn't you want hip waders for your birthday?
That rings a bell.
OK, who taught you people how to buy presents?
'Cause so far, not good!
See? Perfume.
Nice gift, Lou.
My present!
I put a lot of thought and hard work into this
and I gotta say, it paid off.
Craig, you really didn't have to.
[gasping]
It's incredible!
That's all you get for now!
I would destroy my entire life here if I could.
Don't you do that already?
[giggling]